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A Core Ship From The Start

Due to his own carelessness, Duanmu Huai finds himself transported into the world of the game "Star Ocean Online." Starting from a humble core capsule, Duanmu Huai ventures across the starry sea to countless worlds. He awakens powers that have long been dormant, confronts threats lurking in the depths of the universe, and sets his sights on dominating the galaxy!

Xibei Cat · Games

Longevity, starting from being a chicken raising servant

Cultivating immortality was too hard, with no Spiritual Root, Wang Ba accepted his lot in life. He chose to join a Sect, becoming a servant in charge of raising chickens. But the moment he touched a chicken, he realized that his path to immortality might be a little different!

East Sea Fish Head · Eastern

Peasant Woman's Decreed Life as a Wife

Ye Muyu, an elite of a modern company, got married and had children directly after transmigrating. She became a talented scholar and the mother of two children, and she also found out that she had a husband who hated her very much. Not only that but there was also a reincarnated female supporting character, Tang Rou, who coveted her position. "Your position is mine, and I will be his rightful wife," Tang Rou uttered. Ye Muyu looked at the man in front of her who had a solemn expression on his face. She nodded calmly. "Sure." The man instantly became defensive. "You're my wife. Don't even think about leaving me behind. Other people will have to get lost." Her son wrapped his arms around her thigh. "Go away. My mother is a good person. If you bully her, I'll bite you to death." Her daughter grabbed her arm. "You're a bad person. My mother is the best in the world. If you say anything bad about her, I'll report you to the police." Tang Rou looked at the Ye family, who all seemed happy and content, and she secretly clenched her jaws. "This shouldn't have happened. Everything's changed!"

Su Yueyue · History

Love You for the Rest of My Life

My new book, "After the Breakup, I was Spoiled by the Big Boss," has been released. It badly needs your support! Everyone knows that Mingjue from Empire's capital has always been sarcastic and unabashedly arrogant. However, things took an abrupt turn the second he carefully married a naughty heiress.

Yang Ningmeng · General

Clan Cultivation: Starting from Beast Taming

[Mortal Stream, Family Stream, Farming Stream, Beast Taming Stream, No System] An office worker suddenly found his soul transmigrated to another world, becoming a disciple of a Beast Taming Cultivation family. The story begins with a Cultivation family known as the Zhou Family of Spirit Beasts……

Purple Violet Emperor Of The Middle Heaven · Eastern

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I heard that President Qiao fell again.

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