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Major League System

Follow the captivating journey of Ken Takagi, a high school baseball prodigy whose dreams were shattered by a devastating shoulder injury during a crucial match. After being forced to quit baseball and become a regular office worker, his life turns sour upon seeing his teammates compete on the professional level while he wallows in pain and self-pity. However, fate has other plans for Ken when he's granted a second chance, thrust back into his middle schooler self with a powerful ally—the Major League System. With a newfound opportunity to rewrite his destiny, Ken embarks on a quest to reclaim the glory he once lost. Armed with the Major League System, he navigates the challenges of adolescence, friendship, and the pursuit of greatness. As Ken strives to overcome the mistakes of his past and shape a future he can be proud of, readers are taken on an exhilarating ride through the world of baseball, where dreams are made and broken. Will Ken be able to rise above the setbacks, hone his skills, and fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a professional baseballer? With the Major League System at his disposal, the journey is fraught with excitement, setbacks, and unexpected twists. This is a tale of resilience, redemption, and the pursuit of excellence—a story that will keep you eagerly turning the pages, yearning to see if Ken can hit a home run in rewriting his own destiny. Get ready for a thrilling exploration of passion, determination, and the unwavering spirit of a young athlete chasing greatness.

leeroycgna · Sports

Sistem Major League

Ikuti perjalanan menarik Ken Takagi, seorang anak ajaib bisbol SMA yang mimpinya hancur karena cedera bahu yang parah saat pertandingan krusial. Setelah terpaksa berhenti bermain bisbol dan menjadi pekerja kantor biasa, hidupnya semakin pahit saat melihat rekan-rekannya bertanding di level profesional sementara dia meratap dalam rasa sakit dan mengasihani diri sendiri. Namun, takdir memiliki rencana lain untuk Ken ketika dia diberi kesempatan kedua, kembali ke dirinya yang masih siswa sekolah menengah dengan sekutu yang kuat—Sistem Major League. Dengan kesempatan baru untuk menulis ulang takdirnya, Ken memulai pencarian untuk merebut kembali kejayaan yang pernah hilang. Dipersenjatai dengan Sistem Major League, dia menghadapi tantangan masa remaja, persahabatan, dan pengejaran keunggulan. Ketika Ken berjuang untuk mengatasi kesalahan masa lalunya dan membentuk masa depan yang bisa dibanggakan, pembaca akan dibawa dalam perjalanan yang mendebarkan melalui dunia bisbol, di mana mimpi dibuat dan dihancurkan. Apakah Ken mampu bangkit dari kemunduran, mengasah keterampilannya, dan memenuhi impian seumur hidupnya menjadi pemain bisbol profesional? Dengan Sistem Major League di tangannya, perjalanannya penuh dengan kegembiraan, kemunduran, dan kejutan tak terduga. Ini adalah kisah ketahanan, penebusan, dan pengejaran keunggulan—sebuah cerita yang akan membuat Anda ingin terus membuka halaman demi halaman, berharap melihat apakah Ken bisa mencapai home run dalam menulis ulang takdirnya sendiri. Bersiaplah untuk eksplorasi mendebarkan tentang hasrat, tekad, dan semangat tak tergoyahkan dari seorang atlet muda yang mengejar kejayaan.

leeroycgna · Sports

Sistema della Major League

Segui l'affascinante viaggio di Ken Takagi, un prodigio del baseball liceale i cui sogni furono infranti da un devastante infortunio alla spalla durante una partita cruciale. Dopo essere stato costretto ad abbandonare il baseball e diventare un comune impiegato d'ufficio, la sua vita diventa amara nel vedere i suoi compagni di squadra competere a livello professionale mentre lui annaspa nel dolore e nell'autocommiserazione. Tuttavia, il destino ha altri piani per Ken quando gli viene concessa una seconda possibilità, ritrovandosi catapultato nel suo sé delle scuole medie con un potente alleato—il Sistema della Major League. Con una rinnovata opportunità di riscrivere il suo destino, Ken intraprende una missione per riconquistare la gloria che aveva perso. Armato del Sistema della Major League, affronta le sfide dell'adolescenza, dell'amicizia e della ricerca della grandezza. Mentre Ken si sforza di superare gli errori del suo passato e plasmare un futuro di cui essere orgoglioso, i lettori vengono trasportati in un'esaltante avventura nel mondo del baseball, dove i sogni si realizzano e si infrangono. Riuscirà Ken a superare gli ostacoli, affinare le sue abilità e realizzare il suo sogno di diventare un giocatore professionista di baseball? Con il Sistema della Major League a sua disposizione, il viaggio è carico di emozioni, battute d'arresto e colpi di scena inaspettati. Questa è una storia di resilienza, redenzione e ricerca dell'eccellenza—un racconto che ti terrà incollato alle pagine, desideroso di vedere se Ken riuscirà a fare un fuoricampo nel riscrivere il proprio destino. Preparati per un'avvincente esplorazione della passione, determinazione e dello spirito irremovibile di un giovane atleta alla ricerca della grandezza.

leeroycgna · Sports

marry a major general

The soul crossed the interstellar world and became a fat woman that everyone hates. Su Jin had only one goal. As a result of losing weight, she accidentally lost weight and became a winner in life. What? Massage on the earth can treat mental violence! These are considered intangible cultural heritage! Well, the sister society has a lot of intangible cultural heritage! The major general also has a different view of her

gaoyi_gao · Urban

[BL] A Fugue in Double C Major

The once renowned Seoul Philharmonic Symphony is in distress and losing musicians before Seo Jaemin, an unknown beta conductor with a murky past, steps in to help them rebuild their glory together with his career in the cutthroat, alpha-dominated world of classical music. As First Chair, the commanding alpha Kang Do-hyun resists the new leadership, refusing to submit to a beta, although he notices himself being drawn to Jaemin, a pull he can’t explain. But Jaemin is hiding a secret that would shatter his fragile professional facade: he's not a beta at all, but an omega, whose scent is now a painful echo of a failed bond—a betrayal that haunts his every move. When Do-hyun discovers Jaemin’s true nature, his unexplained attraction spirals into a fierce, protective obsession. Consumed by an alpha's fury for the one who broke Jaemin, Do-hyun must decide if he can truly save the omega he’s dying to claim. ----- [Excerpt] Jaemin’s hair was a mess of soft, dark honey curls, his clothes from the concert rumpled and clinging to his slender frame. Do-hyun hadn’t dared to undress him. After the omega had fallen asleep, the floral scent had flared, unleashed from the tight grip Jaemin kept on it when he was conscious. Barely a minute later, Do-hyun had to rally every ounce of self-control from within to extract himself from the bed and stumble out of the room, before his alpha instincts could take over and greedily claim everything that was being offered freely to him. Now, Jaemin stood swaying slightly in front of him, his amber eyes half-lidded, a hazy, dreamy glaze coating them like a thin film. His cheeks were flushed a soft rose, and his mouth, a little open, seemed to be waiting for something. "Jaemin," Do-hyun managed, his voice thick and low. "Are you okay? Do you need something? You can't be walking around like this." Jaemin didn't seem to hear him. He took another step forward, and his scent slammed into Do-hyun’s senses, shredding through his safety shield of medicated eucalyptus—the intoxicating cherry blossoms, now so strong they stung his eyes. Lifting a hand to Do-hyun’s chest, Jaemin looked up at him, head tilted, hazy eyes searching Do-hyun’s face as if looking for something in the depths of his soul. Then he spoke, the single word a soft, breathless whisper: "Alpha."

ovinea · LGBT+

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