All My Family Members Are Protagonists?
Synopsis
Max Chen died the way he lived: surrounded by novels and empty energy drink cans.
A heart attack at twenty-nine. Pathetic. But also—liberating? Because when he wakes up, he's not in a hospital. He's in a silk robe. On a golden throne. As the tyrannical emperor from the last novel he was reading, I Will Divorce My Tyrant Husband.
Finally. A life of luxury, cuddly wives, and zero student loans.
Then the system screams.
Turns out, reading seven novels at the same time breaks reality. Those seven worlds have merged. The history has been rewritten. And Max now has:
· Five wives from five different genres (one wants a divorce, one wants to conquer his empire, one thinks he'll kill her children, one has given up on life, and one just wants him dead).
· Six children with overpowered protagonist tropes (patricide prince, regressed twin, lazy swordmaster, reincarnated elf, cursed seer, and a villainess daughter who's sharpening her knives).
· Seven apocalypses happening simultaneously (gates, demons, droughts, political assassinations, regression paradoxes, dark prophecies, and one corrupted world fragment that even the system fears).
His mission? Survive breakfast. Keep his family from killing him. Build an empire from the ashes of seven broken stories. And somehow convince everyone that he's not a tyrant—just a sleep-deprived novel addict who really, really wants a nap.
The problem? Every time he tries to do something nice, his family assumes it's a trap. Every time he solves a crisis, his favorability drops before it rises. And every time he hides behind a rock during a boss fight, his S-rank hunter wife adds another entry to her "Reasons to Divorce" list.
The world is ending. His family is chaotic. His system is sarcastic.
And Max is absolutely, completely, catastrophically unqualified.
Will he survive long enough to build a kingdom? Will his children ever stop planning his assassination? And most importantly—will anyone at the breakfast table pass him the damn salt?
Find out in this hilarious, heartwarming, and utterly insane kingdom-building comedy where the real monster isn't the demon lord...
It's family dinner.
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Siddhai_Mittal_3552 · Fantasy
Interesting, interesting… Very interesting… Crows are great. And so are Ravens… I wonder what sort of direction this story will take…