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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

I Gain Infinite Gold Just By Waiting

Every midnight, the same message appears. [You have acquired gold.] For Kim Buja, this is how he gets stronger. Less than 1% of humanity can awaken as a player. Among them, only seven possess a Legendary Class. Game streamer Kim Buja was just trying to keep his dying channel alive with a world-first Demon King raid. After that day, he woke up as a Legendary User. Now, he's the newest member of that envied, hated, and impossibly powerful club. The world gave him a 1-in-a-billion chance. He's about to show them what true power looks like. ----- Text copyright © Bin/KWBOOKS First published in Korean by KWBOOKS English translation copyright © INFINICTION., 2025 Translator: KimJKW All rights reserved.

Bin · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

Married the Sick Uncle – Just Waiting to Inherit His Fortune

To get revenge on her scumbag ex, Anne Sutton goes to take care of the frail and sickly young master of the Fawcett family, who is not expected to live long. The Fawcett family says her mission in marrying Mr. Fawcett is just to bear him a child before he dies. After getting married, Anne Sutton spends every day counting down until she becomes a widow. And fantasizes about inheriting a fortune worth billions. However, after the child is born, Mr. Fawcett shows no signs of dying. Their child is old enough to go to school, and Anne Sutton suddenly realizes, hmm, how is my sickly husband getting more and more lively and energetic? Has she been tricked?

Endless Lovesickness · Urban

Waiting For You To "Look At Me"

Consider this a major warning: In a world where everyone craves fast-paced stories, this one takes its time. This isn't some high-speed fluff; it is a slow-burn journey. Since most readers have their eyes on the "fastest" thing out there, this isn't for those who only want a quick thrill. This is a challenge. I dare you to read it. Break a leg, everyone. synopsis: Shu Yao has always loved Bai Qi. Silently. Secretly. With the kind of devotion that doesn’t ask to be returned. But Bai Qi has never looked his way—not like that. His eyes have always been on Shu Yao’s younger sister, Qing Yue. Bright, soft-spoken, radiant in the ways Shu Yao was told boys should never be. So Shu Yao stays quiet. He smiles when he must. He bleeds where no one can see. When a high fever forces him to break his routine and drop his mask, everything begins to shift. Bai Qi offers help—clumsy, well-meaning, but blind to the damage it causes. Shu Yao, too used to locking his doors and swallowing his ache, can’t bring himself to let it in. Not when every kindness feels like pity. Not when his dreams are haunted by things he can’t say aloud.

Mika_soyom · LGBT+

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This has an excelent story, and above all great quotes, like an ancient monk, very epic 10/10, i'm waiting for vulcan, wanna see what the author will do

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Luckyboy13

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It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

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Shalan1000

2019-10-20

To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

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Andy_Lawren

2022-10-13

I really like the fl... And the suspense and slow romance. Though ain't sure abt the ml yet. I am impressed by the motivational quotes in each chapter. I am hoping for a real cool novel Waiting for update!

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Mano_o · Fantasy

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After rebirth, I became the favorite of the gods

Yu Luo had a dream. In the dream, she was a heinous female devil who killed her fellow disciples and harmed her junior sisters. After waking up from the dream, Yu Luo thought of her miserable ending and decided to stay away from the dream. Later, when the outer sect disciples entered the inner sect, Yu Luo was no longer a pampered junior sister. The new group pet junior sister thought that she could finally laugh at Yu Luo unscrupulously. Everyone thought that the down-and-out Yu Luo could be stepped on casually. Unexpectedly, Yu Luo's biggest support was the revered Exalted God Ye Jing, and Exalted God Ye Jing was happy to spoil Yu Luo.

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[Elven World: I am the Lord of the Sea]

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[Apocalypse: I Hoard Ten Thousand Times More Resources]

In 2049," maglev trains, driverless vehicles, vision restoration technology, robots," and so on were already common in the world. In this era of rapid technological development, the zombie virus had erupted, and species around the world had mutated and evolved rapidly. Food and water were the most precious. However, after losing electricity, all of humanity's technology was paralyzed overnight. It was as if they had regressed to primitive society. Lin Yan, who had been crazily fighting monsters to level up in the apocalypse, including all the ability users in the world, eventually died in the hands of the "Mother". When she opened her eyes again, Lin Yan realized that she had been reborn. There were still three months before the apocalypse. Since the heavens had given him a chance to start over, he must live well in this life. Moreover, he had to live with relish!

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I, the model of the righteous path, how can I become a demon!

Shang You stood on the mountain peak and looked at the broken sky above his head as he chanted softly. Above the green sky, immortals appear, and divine light gathers in the divination of heaven. The ancient ruins of the Nine Realms were explored, and the treasures of Kunlun were locked in secret boxes. The Eight Desolates Sects started to fight, and the four sects 'prodigies danced in the sky. Now that the immortal destiny had descended upon the Nine States, who in the world could ascend? His gaze was far-reaching, and his pupils constantly reflected images of his past. After Shang You transmigrated to this world, he worked hard to cultivate and successfully entered the Green Firmament Grotto-heaven with the help of his system that could help others realize their hopes and become stronger. In the sect, his fellow disciples admired him very much and called him a genius who was willing to help others and an honest scum. Outside the sect, the disciples of Tian Ji Sect said that he was a genius who was entangled with the sect master. The disciples of Nine Realms Sky Pavilion said that he was a kind person who was entangled with the saintess. The disciples of Karakorum Immortal Mansion said that he was entangled with the sect and that he was a bastard that only appeared once in ten thousand years. Being loved by Karakorum Immortal Mansion, Shang You had always felt a great pressure. Later on, Shang You felt even more pressure. Because he was showing signs of becoming a demon. The conversation between him and the demonic witch was still vivid in his mind. "Shang You, you're destined to come to my side." "Bullshit!" Sigh, I was really young and frivolous at that time. It would have been better if I had agreed. Forget it, he didn't want to think about it anymore. It was time to risk his life. Shang You protected the lights below him and looked at the terrifying figures in the crack in the sky. He raised his sword and said angrily,"Damn it, where are the Ascendant cultivators?" Come and save me! He shouldn't have believed the words of those scammers from the Archaic Mysteries Sect! When I get back, I will beat up the people of Karakorum Immortal Mansion to vent my anger!" [Complain][Relax]

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