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Voyage With The Pirate King

Ji Yao, the future Pirate King rescued a pitiful boy from the goodness of his heart only to find out that pitiable looking lad was far from the word pitiful. Calling him a wolf pup in sheep's clothing wouldn't be an exaggeration. Like they say watch what you pick up and bring home with you. As they journeyed across the continent slaying creatures and half breeds that stood in their way all the wolf pup could think of was: 'My husband is cute,' Or 'When can we will nightfall come so we can cuddle,' Or 'Husband smells so good. I want to bite him.' Ji Yao who had woken up with a bite mark, "......" Let's Voyage together and witness a relationship designed by fate blossom into a power couple born from powerful Nocru clans. ----‐----------------------------------------------- 200 golden tickets or 1000 power stones = 2 extra chapters per week. With a lot more support I will be motivated to write. Thank you so much.

Andru_9788 · LGBT+

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

The Prince and The Pirate

Ilona Black is the oldest daughter of the Pirate King. All her life, she's wanted to be a great pirate captain, just like her father. When she's finally given the chance, however, things go terribly wrong- Ilona's younger siblings have been captured and now it's up to her to get them back. All hope seems lost until she happens to meet the wickedly handsome Prince Mason who is having his own bad luck. He has been promised to marry a princess who he is quite certain is evil. He has no way to escape the marriage but once he meets the beautiful pirate Captain he comes up with a plan that will help them both. He will marry the daughter of the cruel king who took Ilona's siblings. They sail away and the plan seems perfect. Mason will escape the evil princess and Ilona will get her siblings back. But what happens when they start to fall for each other and put their whole plan in jeopardy? And what if their ship never reaches its destination at all?

Erin_McLain_4927 · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

Sails of Destiny: Path of the Pirate King

In a world ruled by outlaws and the endless sea, a young boy with a ridiculous dream and an unbreakable will sets out to claim the ultimate treasure. Wealth. Fame. Power. The dying words of the legendary Pirate King, Gold Roger, ignited a fire that engulfed the entire world, launching the unstoppable Golden Age of Piracy. Countless dreamers, scoundrels, and outlaws took to the endless blue, seeking the ultimate prize left behind at the end of the world: the One Piece. In the sleepy harbor of Foosha Village, a new legend is about to begin. Monkey D. Luffy is not your average boy. Armed with a mysterious Straw Hat, a recklessly brave heart, and a spirit that simply refuses to sink, Luffy makes a blood-vow to conquer the Grand Line. But the seas are treacherous. To survive the monstrous sea beasts, ruthless rival pirate crews, and the unforgiving might of the World Government Marines, Luffy will need a crew of the strongest, most fiercely loyal misfits the oceans have ever seen.

BlackPath_Lr · Fantasy

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KnB FanFic: Rise(On Hiatus)

LazyTanaka · Anime & Comics

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Luckyboy13

2018-05-03

It's really a good read. Simple and funny yet with nice quotes n stuff integrated so naturally. I was laughing so hard while reading this book. Really wished it to be completed.

I’m Really a Superstar

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Shalan1000

2019-10-20

To me its a story filled with comedy and a tint of Yandere and more like the MC is likable and funny even with his funny quotes and he seemed to be like the plot armour and also he seemed pretty high spec and so on Btw I really want it to update PLS UPDATE!!!!

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This story would be amazing if the MC was doing a lone wolf thing and kept doing crazy and confusing stuff so far it was funny but now that he’s starting a pirate crew it feels 😑

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[Dragon and Phoenix Descending from Heaven: Don't even think about running away, Nanny Mommy]

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