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Super Docteur Insensé de la Déesse

"Coquin, je vais sortir pour faire quelque chose, donc je ne peux plus m'occuper de toi. Tu peux descendre de la montagne et t'amuser. Mais si tu ne trouves pas quelqu'un qui correspond à ton Corps Inné Pure Yang en trois ans, tu es fini!" Ce sont les derniers mots que l'ancien, qui était le professeur de Yang Luo, lui jeta avant de disparaître. Pendant ce temps, ayant maîtrisé la plupart des compétences de son maître, Yang Luo descendit de la montagne et fit son premier pas dans la civilisation pour la première fois en des années. Avec ses compétences médicales et ses arts martiaux inégalés, il se lance dans un voyage, se liant d'amitié avec de nouveaux alliés et écrasant tous les ennemis qui se dressent sur son chemin, alors qu'il tente de résoudre sa constitution de Corps Inné Pure Yang, et de cultiver jusqu'au sommet du monde!

Shi Nian Ying Huo · Urban

Esclave de l'Ombre

Grandissant dans la pauvreté, Sunny ne s'attendait jamais à quelque chose de bon dans la vie. Cependant, même lui n'aurait pas anticipé d'être choisi par le Sortilège du Cauchemar et devenir un des Éveillés - un groupe d'élite de personnes dotées de pouvoirs surnaturels. Transporté dans un monde magique en ruine, il se retrouva confronté à de terribles monstres - et à d'autres Éveillés - dans une bataille mortelle pour la survie. Pire encore, le pouvoir divin qu'il a reçu s'est avéré posséder un petit, mais potentiellement fatal effet secondaire...

Guiltythree · Fantasy

Comerciante de la Evolución Fey

"Un siglo después del Despertar del Espíritu Qi, el mundo entra en una nueva era. Los humanos pueden absorber el Qi espiritual despertado del mundo, lo que les permite seguir un nuevo camino: ¡ocupaciones de Qi espiritual! Simultáneamente, las plantas y los animales del planeta también están evolucionando hacia su línea de ascendencia o desarrollando mutaciones espirituales. —Lin Yuan se da cuenta de que puede ayudar a los feys a evolucionar sin límites y constantemente purificar sus líneas de sangre —comienza con una pequeña tienda de evolución de feys en la Red de Estrellas y se levanta desde allí. —No hay problema que no pueda resolver para entregar las mercancías. Si hay un problema, es porque las mercancías son mejores que las expectativas! —exclama Lin Yuan. ¡Esta es una historia puramente sobre mascotas!"

Amber Button · Eastern

Sra. e Sr. Smith

Ethan Smith caminhou pela rua vazia, cigarro na boca, balançando a cabeça e forçando um sorriso amargo. Quem poderia imaginar que, após três anos de casamento, tudo o que restava era traição? Ele jurou fazer aquela mulher se arrepender do que havia feito e prometeu fazer todos que tinham sido bons para ele viverem uma vida boa. Sim, era Emily Taylor, a mulher que o havia ajudado a sair do abismo do desespero quando ele atingiu o ponto mais baixo de sua vida. "Emily, é hora de eu cuidar de você."

Taibai And A Qin · Urban

Esclavo de la Sombra

Al crecer en la pobreza, Sunny nunca esperó nada bueno de la vida. Sin embargo, ni siquiera él anticipó ser elegido por el Hechizo de Pesadilla y convertirse en uno de los Despiertos, un grupo elite de personas con poderes sobrenaturales. Transportado a un mundo mágico en ruinas, se encontró enfrentando a monstruos terribles, y también a otros Despiertos, en una mortal batalla por sobrevivir. Lo que es peor, el poder divino que recibió resultó tener un pequeño, pero potencialmente fatal efecto secundario... Discord: https://discord.gg/NpDgaxRA6Y

Guiltythree · Fantasy

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