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Her Cultivation Diary
Author: Song of Thorns
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After transmigrating back from the Cultivation World, she started farming and live streaming to sale fresh local produce in hometown. —— Having failed to transcend the tribulation of the Golden Core, Song Tan returned to the modern era, only to find herself at the scene of a serial car accident. She barely survived thanks to the timely rescue of a benefactor. With that, what else was there to consider? Forget being a corporate slave, let's go back home and farm!!! With her experience in cultivation, Song Tan created her own picturesque land, foraged for wild vegetables, cooked farm meals, picked cucumbers, started live streaming, and sold mountain delicacies...
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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”

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Big Shot Little Jiaojiao Breaks Her Persona Again

The daughter of the Chi family has been living in the mountains for sixteen years. Suddenly, she returns to the White City. However, it's soon found out that this missy’s image is a little off. On the first day, the paparazzi catches her having a meal with one of the best actors. The photographs quickly top the hot searches. Best Actor: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: As if we would believe you! The next day, the paparazzi catches a financial tycoon tying her shoelaces in the middle of the street. This goes onto the hot searches once again. Some financial tycoon: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: (⊙…⊙) On the third day, the Chi family’s missy dominates the hot searches again with paparazzi photos of a big shot in the medical field sending her to school. Big shot in the medical field: I’m sorry, but she is my boss. Netizens: Where is the pretty-face Jiaojiao we were promised? Her image is collapsing. Just as the netizens are gradually getting used to Chi Jiao’s antics, the paparazzi catches her walking into the Civil Affairs Bureau with the head of the Quan family, Quan Jue. Many say that the strategies employed by Quan Jue are brilliant, sly in nature, and brutal. He's an extremely ruthless figure. Quan Jue: I would like to introduce you all to my wife, Chi Jiao. Jiaojiao has been weak and sickly since young. Do not bully her. Netizens: Master Quan, I think you have some misunderstandings about your wife. Chi Jiao suffered a violent death in her previous life. Her soul witnessed that man kiss her remains and perish together with the person who killed her. Only then did she realize that the illegitimate son living in her household had humbled himself because of his love for her. The reincarnated Chi Jiao’s main mission this lifetime is to woo Quan Jue, and become the Little Jiajiao in his heart.

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Don't joke around, Japanese homonym
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2026-04-12 17:09
" Don't joke around." The Japanese word for it was " redundant talk ", which was similar to " submit files to Ghana one." " Shen Mingri " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
Please don't make a big joke...
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2024-09-12 04:41
When you face a challenge, remember: you can express your feelings in any way you want, but don't overdo it. A man asked his mother,"if we take the moon down, will it go?" "No, it will stop at our door," replied his mother. Sometimes you feel very lonely in the air alone. He tried to listen to some music or try to see some treasures. One day, a man asked his good friend,"when can we start learning new knowledge?" "When you feel difficult and helpless," replied the good friend. Sometimes you think about your life alone. Ask yourself,"why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will be very surprised because you have found someone who can help you. Try to tell them your questions and find that they really understand you. One day, a man asked his mother,"why can't I be a great person?" "Because you don't have a real heart," replied his mother. Sometimes you think about your actions alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you feel very worried because you have lost an important person. Ask yourself,"If I can get this person back, will I worry again?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you think about your own values alone. Ask yourself,"Why am I doing this?" Then, the answer would be revealed. Sometimes you will feel very difficult because you can't overcome a problem. Ask yourself,"why can't I overcome this problem?" Then, the answer would be revealed.
Please don't copy the most hilarious joke!
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2024-09-19 22:33
An ant wanted to climb up a tree, so he began to imitate the shape of the tree. As a result, he accidentally fell down. However, the other ants thought that he was just imitating the tree, so they did not pay much attention. But when a bee flew over, all the other ants were shocked because the bee told them that the ant was imitating a person in their lives, and that person was a liar, and the ant was imitating his behavior.
What short but hilarious joke was there! Don't be vulgar!
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2024-09-19 22:25
When you are faced with an unsolvable problem, you can try the following method: ``` For the problems you can't solve, I'll tell you a voice. Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Solitary Alone, alone, alone, alone Alone, alone, alone
A joke is a joke
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2025-01-17 00:00
Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.
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