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Daily Intelligence System: Don't Kill Me, Honey!
Author: Tao Gong Wang
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In the late years of the Daqian era, tyrants roamed freely, war erupted endlessly, and the people could not sustain their lives. After transmigration, Chen Jie finds himself as a drunken gambler with a pair of unfortunate sisters at home. The elder one, Su Yunjin, is his wife, and he also has a five-year-old sister-in-law, Su Yunrui. Their family is so poor they can barely make ends meet. Then suddenly, his beautiful wife comes smiling, bringing him a bowl of hot porridge. "Husband, I was wrong yesterday. Please have some porridge while it's hot." Seeing the bruises on his wife's face, Chen Jie feels something is amiss. Ding~ [Daily Information has been updated] [1. Yesterday, you gambled away the last three acres of good land, beat Su Yunjin while drunk, and planned to sell the five-year-old Su Yunrui, to recover your losses.] [2. The Su sisters rely on each other. Su Yunrui is Su Yunjin's only hope.] [3. Su Yunjin, having lost hope, traded her mother's hairpin three days ago for a pack of arsenic.] ...Arsenic! Staring at the hot porridge brought to his lips, Chen Jie looks up at his wife, seeing the faint bruise on her face and her eyes shifting away, avoiding his gaze. "Honey!" "Yes?" "You're not going to kill me, are you?!"
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Chen Ping 'an is a fucking 15-level fighter.
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2024-12-29 00:46
Chen Ping 'an's mother killing those below level 15 was one of the memes in " Sword Comes ". This was the way the readers mocked the protagonist of Sword Comes, Chen Ping 'an, for cheating. Chen Ping 'an's sword spirit was nicknamed Sword Mother by netizens, so they said that he had a mother. The sword spirit was a level 15 sword cultivator, so it was said that he could kill anyone below level 15 with his sword. This joke originated from the plot and character setting in the novel.
Chen Ping 'an is a fucking 15-level fighter.
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2024-12-28 13:13
Chen Ping 'an's mother killing those below level 15 was one of the memes in " Sword Comes ". This meme originated from the novel where Chen Ping 'an's sword spirit was nicknamed Sword Mother by netizens. Therefore, Chen Ping' an was ridiculed as having a mother. The Sword Spirit was a level-15 sword cultivator, so some people said that Chen Ping 'an killed anyone below level-15 with his sword. However, Chen Ping 'an had yet to kill any cultivators of the Thirteen Realms or the Celestial Realm. His combat strength was only comparable to a cultivator of the Celestial Realm. The identity of Sword Mother caused a discussion among the fans. In general, this was a way to tease Chen Ping 'an in the novel " Sword Comes."
A sword immortal kneels. Are you fucking kneeling or not?
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2024-10-18 06:51
This sentence came from the online novel Sword Snow Stride ". It was the domineering declaration of the protagonist Xu Fengnian when facing a strong enemy. The meaning of this sentence was,'I have a sword that can make immortals kneel. Are you willing to kneel too?' These words expressed Xu Fengnian's fearlessness and determination, as well as his confidence in his own strength. In the novel, this sentence was widely regarded as one of Xu Fengnian's representative sayings, symbolizing his indomitable spirit and courage. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the original work of " Little Fox Demon Matchmaker " to understand the plot in advance!
What's in Fan Xian's fucking chest?
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2024-12-18 03:17
Inside Fan Xian's chest was a sniper rifle. There were many different versions of it, including the M82A1, M821, and Barrett sniper rifle. This sniper rifle was left to Fan Xian by his mother, Ye Qingmei. It had a high killing power and could shoot through a wall.
What's in Fan Xian's fucking chest?
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The box Fan Xian's mother had left behind contained a sniper rifle. There were many different versions of it, including the M82A1, M821, and Barrett sniper rifle.
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