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All I want for Christmas...
Author: SUPER_WEIRDO
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>>Before you read further, this is a dark reverse harem R-18 novel.>Imagine dying. Not naturally or anything but because a male like you, and you just wanted to experience life. The first is so traumatic to you that it is vague, while the second.... ahh...that one you didn't have a body left. In the third life, you somehow became a mother, have four husbands from the beginning, and later realised the world you are in you are labeled as a beast, and the other species; humans, elves, and fairies can summon you or your young at any time. what would you do? ~ ~ >>Join Du-Gooder Xiala on her journey to experience life, raise her young, and bond with her mates. -- Side note: there should be 7-8 males at the end. >>Dark fantasy >>Blood gore and descriptive violence. >>Sexual content. PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION!!!

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Can you share a funny version of the christmas story?
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2024-12-12 01:59
Sure! Once upon a time, Santa's reindeer got into a fight over who got to lead the sleigh. Rudolph's nose was so bright that it blinded the other reindeer for a moment and they all crashed into a snowbank. Santa just laughed and said it was the funniest pre - delivery incident ever.
What are some elements that make a funny version of the christmas story?
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2024-12-12 21:19
Exaggerated characters can make it funny. For example, if Santa is super clumsy or the elves are extremely mischievous. Another element is unexpected twists like the reindeer refusing to fly because they want a holiday too.
Tell me the 'funny version night before christmas story'.
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2024-12-10 12:20
Well, in the funny version of the night before Christmas, Santa's reindeer might play pranks on each other while waiting for Santa to load the sleigh. Rudolph could be using his red nose to play peek - a - boo with the other reindeer. And Santa, instead of his usual serious self, might be dancing a little jig as he checks his list twice.
Tell me the Funny Version Night Before Christmas Story.
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2024-12-05 03:46
Once upon a time, on the night before Christmas, instead of the usual calm, Santa's reindeer got into a wild dance party on the roof. Rudolph's nose blinked disco lights. Santa came out of the chimney and slipped on a banana peel left by a mischievous elf. He laughed so hard that the presents tumbled everywhere. The stockings were filled with toys that had a mind of their own and started doing the hula. It was a night full of wacky and unexpected Christmas chaos.
Is a Christmas story funny?
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2024-10-11 09:50
Sure, a Christmas story can be funny. It might have comical characters, funny misunderstandings, or funny mishaps related to the holiday season that make it an enjoyable and amusing tale.
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