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God of Crime: Strongest Mafia Boss
Author: HIKARU_GENJI
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The gods exist. The Supernatural is real. But poor foolish Mortals can never pierce through the Truth hidden by the Veil. They say Ignorance is Bliss. But for Adam, such Bliss woven by a lie is worthless. In his opinion, Ignorance may be Bliss but --- Knowledge is power. This was the truest fact; something Adam built his empire around. ---- He wasn’t always this rich. He wasn’t always this powerful. There was a time he too struggled to earn enough for the treatment of his sick and dying mother. But one day, on a Halloween night, his life was forever changed. His eyes were opened to a completely new Reality. The truth that was hidden from the eyes of all normal humans. An entirely different world, rules, and society exist just in front of us. Follow Adam, as he uncovers the Truth about his identity, the power in his blood, and his adventures as he rises to the throne that is rightfully his. To attain his goal, he will not hesitate. He will even become the God of Crime if that is necessary. --------- The story will be moderately slow-paced during the First four volumes as I set Adam in the world and slowly develop the world-building and Adam starts to adapt to the new reality. I know it might not be to the taste of everyone, but I believe it's worth it. We discover the world together with Adam and how he will grow from someone who knew absolutely nothing about the supernatural world to being someone no one can ignore. This will be a long road and I would be happy if you are willing to walk this road with me. ---- (Alternative title: Midnight Prince: Empire of Sin) [ Tags ]: Mature| Grimdark | Gore |Netori | Harem | Milf | Young & Mature | Supernatural |Action | Gang War | Criminal Empire | System | Gigolo | Handsome MC | Weak to Strong MC | Antihero| Neutral good to Lawful Neutral Evil. | Showbiz | Psychic | ****** ) ----- Disclaimer: The cover picture is AI made and is the art for Adam as [Magician] Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HikaruGenji Discord: https://discord.gg/3v2xvhvD6j My other work Son of The Hero King: https://www.webnovel.com/book/son-of-the-hero-king_24153504605334705
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Volume 0 :Auxiliary Volume
Volume 1 :BOOK 1 VOL 1: AWAKENING
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Can you share some funny real crime stories?
1 answer
2024-12-05 14:40
Well, in a small town, a man tried to rob a convenience store. But instead of using a proper weapon, he used a banana which he held up like a gun. The store clerk, realizing it was a banana, just laughed at him. Embarrassed, the so - called robber ran away without taking anything. It was a comical situation in the realm of crime.
What are some funny real crime stories that involve animals?
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2024-12-05 14:20
A dog once stole a whole roast chicken from a deli. The owner of the deli chased the dog down the street. As it turned out, the dog belonged to a police officer. So, in the end, it was a funny situation where the deli owner had to laugh it off and the police officer had to pay for the chicken. It was an unexpected crime - like event involving an animal.
Can you share some funny real life crime stories?
2 answers
2024-12-05 05:43
Sure. There was a case where a thief tried to steal a bike. He managed to cut the lock but when he tried to ride it away, he realized it had a flat tire. So there he was, standing with a stolen bike he couldn't use. It was quite a comical situation for the onlookers.
Are the stories in Crime Patrol real?
2 answers
2024-09-28 04:39
Yes, the stories in Crime Patrol are often based on real-life incidents, but with some dramatization for TV presentation.
What are the elements that make a real funny crime story?
3 answers
2024-11-14 06:35
One element is the stupidity of the criminal. Like when a thief tries to steal a car but doesn't know how to drive and ends up crashing it into a pole right outside the owner's house. Another is unexpected twists. For example, burglars break into a house thinking it's full of valuables but find only a bunch of old magazines. Also, the reaction of the victims can be funny. If a victim calmly tells a robber that they don't have any money and the robber believes them and leaves disappointed." "Answer2": "The incompetence of the criminals often makes a crime story funny. For instance, if a bank robber forgets to bring a weapon or writes the robbery note on the back of their own business card. Irony also plays a role. Maybe a person who is always preaching about law and order gets caught stealing something small. And the over - confidence of the criminals can lead to humorous situations. A burglar who struts into a house thinking no one is home only to be scared off by a small dog." "Answer3": "A real funny crime story usually has elements like the criminals' miscalculation. They might think they have a foolproof plan but end up making obvious mistakes. For example, trying to steal from a place that has a lot of security they didn't notice. The absurdity of the situation is important too. Picture a group of thieves stealing a huge statue and getting stuck in a narrow alleyway while trying to transport it. And the way the law enforcement catches them can add to the humor. If they catch the thieves in a really clumsy or unexpected way, like when the thieves trip over while running away and the police are just there to handcuff them.
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