eddie izzard tells a story

I'm 90 years old and the system tells me it's time to create harem

Alexander is a top tycoon in America, with countless wealth under his name. Unfortunately, he is already 90 years old this year, and his life is coming to an end. However, just as he was prepared to face death calmly, a system descended upon him and assigned him a mission: to establish a massive harem. Alexander said, "At this point in my life, the only thing hard in my body is my bones. Some abilities haven't been used for decades." System replied, "No problem, this is a magical blue pill. After taking it, you will have amazing power!" Alexander said, "In that case, I won't be polite!" Please note that this is a harem-type novel, where the MC will build an incredibly large harem team, and this will become the goal of his life-long struggle.

DaoistpjUWEL · Urban

Destiny Tells

Once, I was told, “Trust in Destiny, believe in what she tells you.” What a joke that turned out to be. Destiny has only ever brought ruin. Six full moons have passed since I lost everything—six moons that have come and gone, indifferent to my suffering. They leave me behind, walk past me as if I no longer exist, as if I’m already forgotten. I’ve disappointed them, failed them, and I am powerless to ask them to stay. Who knew a voice could give up on you so easily? It’s pitiful. I am pitiful. Once, I was loved by all, and in turn, I loved so deeply it hurt. That love is a distant memory now, a phantom pain that refuses to fade. I still love, though it only brings more pain, more regret. I pray, even now, for someone—anyone—to love me again, to love me so fiercely that I can forget the pain I caused my people. “Lilac eyes,” he murmurs, his voice barely audible over the pounding of my heart. “Your name is..." "Elayne."

Lychee_02 · Fantasy

Separate tells a Hidden Story

Separate tells a Hidden Story adalah cerita penuh dengan misteri, komedi, dan drama. Dalam serial ini, cerita tersebut menceritakan kehidupan seorang anak remaja SMA yang bernama Saruizawa Kousan. Saruizawa Kousan bersekolah di SMA HighLight. Disekolahnya, Saruizawa hanyalah sebagai pelajar biasa. Untuk bisa melanjutkan sekolahnya di Universitas Nasional. Namun apa jadinya? Kalau Saruizawa memiliki alasannya sendiri untuk menutupi identitas diri yang sebenarnya. Di sisi lain, Saruizawa memiliki masa lalu yang dark atau bisa dikatakan Saruizawa hilang ingatan waktu itu. Pada masa kecilnya dulu, Saruizawa Kousan adalah putra pertama dari keluarga Saruizawa. Saruizawa Kousan dulu merupakan anak abnormal. Mungkin beberapa hari setelah kelahirannya, Saruizawa Kousan secara ajaib sudah bisa berbicara. Pada umumnya, keluarga Saruizawa terlihat seperti keluarga yang damai dan tentram, karena memang itulah kenyataannya. Akan tetapi, keluarga yang damai dan tentram itu tidak bertahan selamanya. 24 April 2014, pukul 00.12 tengah malam. Tepat di hari dimana ulang tahunnya dirayakan dan perayaan hari kelulusannya di sekolah dasar. Insiden tak terduga terjadi di jembatan merah. Terjadinya peristiwa kecelakaan maut antar mobil dengan truk. Akibat dari kejadian itu, jalanan jembatan merah menjadi rusak dan juga tiang-tiang jembatan itu menjadi terputus. Singkat cerita, setelah kepolisian menyelidiki kasus tersebut. Mereka tidak menemukan si korban terluka maupun mayat si korban di tempat kejadian. Mereka hanya menemukan kartu tanda pengenal milik antar korban kecelakaan. Nama yang tertera pada kartu tanda pengenal itu adalah Saruizawa Tamanawa, yang merupakan Ayahnya Saruizawa Kousan. Mereka juga mendapatkan bukti melalui rekaman CCTV di tempat kejadian, tapi percuma saja. Rekaman CCTV pun tidak memperlihatkan si korban disana. Kepolisian menyimpulkan tentang insiden ini sangatlah ironis. Lalu, bagaimana kelanjutannya Saruizawa Kousan hilang ingatan setelah keluarganya tiada? Ayo baca sekarang biar tahu bagaimana jalan cerita ini menuju cerita yang gelap.

AuthorFantasy · Realistic

Eddie

Eddie,a FBI agent,solves a mystery case that helps her in finding the truth about her herself.

Leesa · Horror

MANIAC KNIGHT TELLS A STORY

In the world of Solomir, magic is ordinary, everyone is absurdly strong, and danger lurks around every corner. Into this chaos bursts a manic knight armed with a dented helm, a battered sword, and a tattered diary. He storms a violent, rowdy gang’s parlour, declaring that he will tell the story of his life though surviving the first five minutes of his lecture already proves he’s far from ordinary. As he alternates between recounting impossible adventures and violently training his new audience, chaos and hilarity erupt at every turn. Explosions, flying furniture, and absurd magic collide with brutal lessons in obedience, leaving the gang awestruck, terrified, and completely unprepared for what comes next. Maniac Knight Tells a Story is a darkly comic, epic fantasy full of mayhem, over-the-top heroics, and a world so ridiculous even its strongest inhabitants struggle to keep a straight face.

Hooligan90 · Fantasy

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