erotic shaving dad's balls stories
Do not tread the path of a Demon God with a light heart. When the world and its creator turn against you, determined to extinguish your existence, very few can endure the gruelling task without losing their way. On his first day, Ryuji Vincenzo and his class get summoned to another world. From that moment, countless beings twist and deform his fate with their filthy hands. To survive, he fights and fights and fights using his Berserker Class and axe, ready to take on the world without a single regret. However, not everything is as it seems. The king is no villain. The hero has lost all hope, and Ryuji carries a secret that might change the fate of the continent. When faced with a wall or something blocking his path, Ryuji's thoughts remain simple. "Then I'll forge an alternative path." From the start, he planned to live without constraints. If he wants to help, he helps. If not, he won't. Armed with a colossal axe, Ryuji revels in the thrill of battle, relishing the opportunity to crush his enemies, regardless of their size! Author Discord: https://discord.gg/snDa6bv9wH ----- BATTLE JUNKIE PROTAGONIST LEVEL SYSTEM WEAK -> STRONG HAREM BEAST GIRLS DEMI GIRLS MONSTER GIRLS NO YURI NO NTR -----
Great Story with a great Foundation. Now that's 140 words. As I am bad with this reviews I'm just gonna tell you a story(joke) . . . . . On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a *****. He asks, "Mommy, what does bastard mean?" She answers, "Um, it means boy." Then he asks, "Daddy, what does ***** mean?" He says, "Uh, it means girl." Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, "Shit." The son asks, "What does **** mean?" The dad says, "It means shaving cream." Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving the turkey; she accidentally cuts herself and says, "Fuck." The son asks her what that word means and she says, "It means carving." That evening, the family's guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. The son opens the door to welcome them and says, "Welcome bitches and bastards! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing **** on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey."