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I Have the Alchemy Emperor in My Head
Author: Fu Xiao Chen
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This is the era where people prioritize science and Martial Dao. After the great disaster, the human race discovered the Ancient Zenith civilization. They entered the Age of Great Cultivation and began their journey to colonize the Kunlun Realm! This is a time of crisis for humankind and many ambitious powerhouses walk among them! Chu Yunfan obtained the inheritance of the Alchemy Emperor from the Ancient Zenith civilization and the Godhead of a level-9 supreme being. How will he make his mark in such an epoch? You’re a genius? Excuse me, I’m the genius! You’ve got resources? I’ll defeat you with my medicinal pills. Inheritance? The supreme inheritance is right in my head! Our path is an endless dimension! This is the third fantasy novel that Xiao Chen poured his heart into since ‘Soaring the Great Wasteland’ and ‘Martial God Space’. This is a whole new era. This is the Age of Great Cultivation!

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Cami_Jojo
Cami_Jojo
2020-07-16

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Tell me a funny poop on my head kid story.
2 answers
2024-11-18 16:37
Well, there was this kid, let's call him Jack. Jack was at the park, standing under a lamppost. A pigeon that was sitting on the lamppost decided to relieve itself and poop landed right on Jack's head. Jack's friends around him burst out laughing. Jack, instead of crying, joined in the laughter. He thought it was so silly that a pigeon would choose his head as its toilet. After that, he always looked up before standing still for too long in the park.
Tell me a funny poop on my head kid story.
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2024-11-13 19:32
Once there was a little kid named Timmy. He was playing in the park near a tree. A bird flew above him and pooped right on his head! Timmy was so shocked at first, but then he started to laugh. His mom came running over, also trying not to laugh. She quickly cleaned him up, and from that day on, Timmy always looked up before standing under a tree.
What can be learned from a funny poop on my head kid story?
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2024-11-19 01:04
One thing that can be learned is to not take small, unexpected and icky things too seriously. In the story where the kid got pooped on by a bird and laughed it off, it shows that having a sense of humor can turn an unpleasant situation into a funny memory. It also teaches kids to be more aware of their surroundings, like how the kid might have avoided the poop if he had noticed the bird above him.
What could be a funny poop on my head kid story involving animals?
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2024-11-13 20:32
There was a boy named Ben. He was at a farm, trying to feed a goat. The goat got a bit excited and accidentally pooped as it jumped, and the poop landed on Ben's head. Ben's dad saw it and couldn't stop laughing. Ben, though a bit grossed out at first, soon found it funny too, especially when the goat came over and nuzzled him as if it was sorry.
Oh shit funny poop story: Have you ever had a really funny poop story?
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2024-12-01 23:47
Well, once I was at a friend's house and their dog was really excited. As I was about to use the bathroom, the dog rushed in and barked at me. I was so startled that I jumped, and it was just a really awkward and funny moment.
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