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Rent A Boyfriend!
Author: ForeverPupa
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[COMPLETED.] [Sweet Romantic-comedy novel] [WSA 2021 Nomination Award.] ‘Ding Ding! Welcome to Rent A Boyfriend shop! Please pick your favourite before checking out. We accept credit cards only!’ --- Shi Ying was a 27 years old working woman who was busy with two things, Career and BL! She was too busy working as a secretary and gushing over handsome men in BL manhua to bother finding a man. She had decided to never marry because she didn’t want to be dragged down by a lousy husband. But her traditional parents wanted her to marry as soon as possible before she became a ‘leftover woman.’ Annoyed by her parents’ endless nagging, she downloaded a currently popular app, Rent A Boyfriend App. Out of necessity, she picked the cheapest boyfriend she could rent for two days to meet her parents. Who would’ve thought... the cheapest boyfriend turns out to be her boss’ son?! 'You never told me that you are the heir of the Yang group!’ - Shi Ying. ‘And you never told me that you are my dad’s secretary! I’m screwed now!’ - Yang Menghuo. --- WSA Entry - First Love. Slice of Life. --- Original Cover. Instagram: @foreverpupa

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The Village Girl Who Jinxes Her Husband Is Filthy Rich

Lin Xinlan, who possessed both spatial and wood manipulation abilities, was betrayed by her boyfriend and best friend. They had drugged her and sent her to a laboratory to become a test specimen all for the sake of a month’s worth of food supply. Having suffered both physical and mental torture, she chose to self-destruct, taking the lab researchers down with her! When she woke up again, she found herself in another era as a twelve-year-old girl named Lin Yuelan.When Lin Yuelan was nine years old, a Taoist who had been begging for water asserted that she would grow up to jinx her husband! Rumors spread and the assertion of her jinxing her husband turned into jinxing her parents, to her relatives, then her friends, and eventually she was said to be a jinx of the world. Her grandparents, uncles, and awful relatives were terrified of being jinxed to death, so they resolutely severed ties with nine-year-old Lin Yuelan. They removed her from the family register and made her live on her own. Her foolish father had obeyed the clan’s wishes, her mother was a crying mess, and her siblings couldn’t do anything to help. Being separated from the family at nine years old, she was given a shabby and shaky little hut, one paddy field, and two dry fields as severance compensation. From then on, the Lin family had nothing to do with Lin Yuelan, and Lin Yuelan became a girl with no background. She warily reached the age of twelve, but accidentally offended the village’s bully. The bully’s comrade eventually beat her to death, and that allowed Lin Xinlan to transmigrate onto her.“I have spatial abilities, and the world will be mine! Watch as I, Lin Xinlan, command authority wherever I go, and become a supreme being!”

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No Substitutes for the Bigshots' Dream Girl Anymore!

In her pursuit of saving enough money to return home, Hannah found herself playing the role of the "first-love" character in a beloved novel. Originally, this character was a typical stand-in supporting actress, taking on various substitutes for the female lead as dictated by the male protagonists, such as donating kidneys or sparing road for the female lead, which she all agreed. Eventually, the original character succumbed to the pressure, turning dark and meeting a tragic demise with a disfigured face on the streets after being killed by the male protagonists. Hannah's task was to follow this grim plotline and achieve the tragic story's intended outcome. However, in the eyes of George River, she was merely a substitute he had enlisted—an entity dependent on him. When his true love returned, he callously abandoned the woman who deeply loved him. Later, he regretted his decision, only to discover that the once-begging woman was now surrounded by various exceptional men. The individuals who had previously used her as a shield—the movie king, the ambitious young actor who climbed over her for his ideal goddess, and the president who regretted his actions upon regaining his memory—all found themselves humbly pleading for her affection: "Hannah, the one I love is you." Confused by the sudden turn of events, Hannah observed her bank account steadily growing and stumbled upon a newfound skill for crafting tragic stories. As the main antagonist who successfully survived until the end of the story, Arnold Simmons was ruthless, dark, and violent. In his eyes, Hannah appeared to be the most naive woman he had ever encountered, her thoughts consumed solely by love. Witnessing her continuous deception by those around her, Arnold eventually reached a breaking point and seized her, declaring, "Stay by my side; let me handle your tasks." [A seemingly fragile flower with an inner strength, Daughter of the Sea, crosses paths with an obsessed, dark, and sinister antagonist who contemplates disrupting the pond of bred fish every day.]

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Tell a satirical story about a girl who lies about having a boyfriend.
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2024-11-29 09:35
Once there was a girl named Lily. She always felt left out when her friends talked about their boyfriends. So, she started lying that she had a boyfriend too. She made up all sorts of details about him, like he was a supermodel - looking athlete. One day, her friends planned a double - date. Lily panicked. She tried to make excuses but they wouldn't listen. In the end, she had to admit she was lying just to fit in. It was really a silly situation.
What could be the reasons for a girl to lie about having a boyfriend in a satirical story?
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2024-11-29 04:52
In a satirical sense, a girl might lie about having a boyfriend to seem more mature or experienced in love. Society sometimes gives more 'status' to those who are in relationships. So, she might create this false image to boost her self - esteem. Also, she could be doing it to make an ex - jealous, even if there's no real boyfriend. She just wants to show that she's moved on and is in a great relationship.
What could be the reasons behind a girl lying about having a boyfriend in a 'girl lies about having a boyfriend story'?
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2024-11-16 16:50
One reason could be to avoid unwanted attention from guys she's not interested in. If she doesn't want to deal with someone's advances, saying she has a boyfriend can be an easy way out.
How can you tell if a girl is lying about having a boyfriend in such a 'girl lies about having a boyfriend story'?
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2024-11-16 01:39
She might be very vague about her 'boyfriend'. For example, she can't give details like his name, what he does for a living, or how they met. If you ask her simple questions about him and she stumbles or gives very general answers, it could be a sign she's lying.
Ex-boyfriend's satirical novel is free to read
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2026-01-19 11:27
There was a novel in the reference material that involved the mocking plot of an ex-boyfriend. In the story, the female protagonist and her ex-boyfriend were lovers in high school, but they were separated due to family changes. Many years later, the female protagonist's son entered school and found that her ex-boyfriend had become her son's class teacher. The ex-boyfriend of the class teacher mocked the female protagonist's son for being stupid. The female protagonist claimed that the child was his. The ex-boyfriend angrily refused and mocked the child's IQ, thinking that it was caused by the female protagonist's poor genes. This novel contained the plot of the ex-boyfriend's mockery, which was a fictional creation. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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