first time i pooped my pants as a kid stories

My Breathtaking CEO Wife

No one knows where he came from, however, those who have seen the real him only have one evaluation of him: A person who have signed a contract with the devil. People calls him the Demon King. However, only he himself knows how much he thirsts for tranquility. After entering an contractual marriage, his wife was as cold as an iceberg. This family was like a battlefield in Africa where they need to have everything going their own way!

Li Mu Ge · Urban

I Have A City In An Alternate World

Tang Zhen transmigrated to an apocalyptic world, where humans struggled to survive in various buildings that they built because the ground was covered in lethal dangers that were invisible to the naked eye. Tang Zhen transmigrated along with his mutated cell phone that was packed with miraculous applications. There were all kinds of cities – some could fly in the sky, some could submerge into the ocean while some could become invisible – and shocking secrets were hidden within them. The power of Tang Zhen’s city was… He established a city and quickly leveled up his army with speeding tools. Then, he dominated this alternate world by seizing other cities. He sat at the very top. Beneath his feet was a vast floating city guarded by dragons and surrounded by angels. Countless cannons were also set up at various corners of the city. A million miles ahead, in the depths of the ocean, there was another city as large as a continent awaiting his conquest.

Han Mubai · Sci-fi

I Am Loaded with Passive Skills

Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”

Eat Apples Late at Night · Eastern

I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Be an Uber driver, one Pagani Zonda rewarded. Be a university lecturer, 10 buildings rewarded. Be a landlord, 1billion dollars rewarded. Be… Lin Yi was fired by his company and his girlfriend cheated on him. After all that had happened, he suddenly awakened the professional experience system. He could keep receiving awards as long as he kept trying and experiencing new professions? There is no job that Lin Yi isn’t familiar with! If there is, that means that the reward isn’t enticing enough!

No Right · Urban

Forced Marriage VIP Front-Seat: My Superstar Ex-wife is very Popular

Three years ago, President Qiao did not hesitate to sign the papers when Xia Ning placed the divorce papers in front of him. Three years later, she is an up-and-coming star in show biz; watched by the public but knee-deep in scandals. He is a resolute emperor in the business world; powerful and omnipotent. Their paths were supposed to be separate and independent, but— Standing at her door, the legendary ruthless and unyielding diamond bachelor asks for a remarriage. A cute bun appears from behind and gazes at Xia Ning with his big, starry eyes. "Mummy, Daddy will cook, I will warm the bed, please take us in."

Clear Sky Dance · Urban

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xEliyas

2019-03-31

When I started this book it got me hooked every update makes me stop and enter. When I found out in the Raws that Luo qiqi is the little princess from the Luo Clan I pooped my pants and that Luo rouxin is the otherworldly tribe spirit god .

Library of Heaven's Path

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NWordIdol

2023-03-10

*pants* I’ve finally escaped the basement. *pants* After 25 years of no food and water this is the first thing i see. And i gotta say im impressed. The only thing my master (down in the basement) let us do was read your books. So I’m a HUUUUGGGGEEEE fan and I’ve been waiting for a new book for so long. And i gotta say exchanging my freedom for more reading time was definitely worth it.

Stone Empire

Raising_Moon · Fantasy

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hemynieka

2019-03-03

My first thought is that the mc is pretty stupid but understandable he's just a kid. Pretty ***** too. As far as stories go it's pretty good. Not the best but acceptable to pass the time. As for the story itself we'll see but so far so good.

The Almighty Ring

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Ryan_Onesto_8442

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First time author here! I have been creating this universe since I was a kid. Now that I have gained my timeline properly, I am finishing it! Once it's done, there will be plenty of side stories! Please comment if you enjoy the read or why you don't! Thank you!

Swordsman Of Nibiru

Ryan_Onesto_8442 · Sci-fi

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Ashmodan

2020-05-18

There are squirrels in my pants! Tell me whats makin' you jump like that! S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants! Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats... S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!

We choose our own destiny

PoweredbyDarkness · Video Games

145 Chs

The cultivation world isn't peaceful now.

Buddhist health, good temper × black-bellied, humorous, a little naughty Lu Rujiu accidentally transmigrated into the book and became the evil female supporting character in the immortal cultivation novel. The female supporting character did many evil things and coveted the male protagonist. She either died or was injured. Lu Rujiu wanted to cry but had no tears. Could she still be saved if she repented on the spot? In order to avoid the death ending, she tried her best to draw a clear line between herself and the male lead. She even pulled in a reliable junior brother, Chu Changfeng, to cover for her. In the end, she knew everything about the male lead, but she led a wolf into her house. Her ending was even more miserable than the original owner. … Chu Changfeng returned to the sect he had joined many years ago with a motive. He pretended to be a thorn in the side and fought all day long. However, he met an open-minded and easy-going senior sister. She had a gentle smile, but she was clear-headed and efficient when she did things. She was to his liking. He would go all out and try his best to please her. Just as he was about to bring the beauty home, his identity was exposed. " I have bad intentions. In order to save the devil cultivator and return to the sect, I dug up your ancestral grave to get close to you. Lu Rujiu, you can only blame yourself for being blind and not judging people clearly." Lu Rujiu wanted to cry, but she stopped. Why did he start scolding her? …… Later on, Lu Rujiu had indeed taken the old path of sacrificing female supporting characters. Chu Changfeng rushed over to stop her. He was travel-worn and cried his eyes out. It did not match Lu Rujiu's aesthetic standards at all. … Chu Changfeng's life plan was clear, but it did not include his Little Senior Sister who fell in love with the sect. He had resisted and struggled before, but in the end, he still admitted defeat. …… PS: 1. Immortals are casually cultivated. If there is a problem, the author will eat the setting. 2. Lu Rujiu x Chu Changfeng, biological mother daughter Qiangwen, double clean 1v1, guaranteed sweet pet, He 3. Ask for comments

Pei Zifei

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Starting from Mr. Zombie's Feng Shui Master

Zhang Sheng unexpectedly came to Mr. Zombie's world I thought that I could be like many seniors and become Ninth Uncle's disciple, sweeping the heavens. But who knew that he would become the feng shui master who had been taken away from the dragonfly's water point At this moment, Ninth Uncle might still be studying Taoism in Mao Mountain. He couldn't wait even if he wanted to become his disciple. Therefore, he embarked on the path of seeking immortality, leaving his own legend in the heavens. Everything had to start from selling that piece of Feng Shui treasure land. [Description: This book is a fusion world. Currently, Uncle Nine's world + Soul Ferry + Hong Kong supernatural + Grave Robber's Chronicles.]

Focheng

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My wife is beautiful

[The female lead with both talent and beauty vs the male lead who works hard to pursue his wife] [This article is a 1v1 of Shuangjie. It's funny. It's sweet and sadistic. It's unreliable.] The Fourteenth Prince's sweetheart became the Eleventh Prince's princess? This was probably the biggest news in the history of the company. Everyone knew that the Eleventh Prince and the Fourteenth Prince had been at odds with each other since they were young. They fought for the first place in everything and competed with each other in everything. He didn't expect that he would even snatch women now? A marriage contract forced Duan Mulian to marry Ye Huanyan. A lover could not find a husband. The beauty was furious and drew her sword. Ye Huanyan said," If I die, I will bury the entire Prime Minister's Estate with me." Then, the knife changed direction." If you die, I will bury the entire Prime Minister's Estate with you." Was this protection? Or imprisonment?

Yanqi.

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I can kill pro players, but I'm gold

"I'll emphasize it again. Isn't it just 3:0? I can go too. Who's in favor? Who's against it?" The well-known troll (crossed out), Xu Lan, was interviewed during the S3 finals and left behind a sentence that was handed down from generation to generation. At this moment, the gears of fate began to turn. "I'll emphasize it again. Isn't it just 3:0? I'll go, I'm really good. Who's in favor? Who's against it?" The world's first Grand Slam professional player, Xu Lan, once again mentioned this sentence in an interview at the scene of the championship.

Level 2 Capture

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Three Kingdoms Shu Han laborers

He traveled to the year 199, Zhang Quan, the son of Xuanwei Marquis Zhang Xiu. He had no intention of fighting for hegemony, but was wholeheartedly loyal to Emperor Zhaolie Liu Bei. It was said that the heart of the child did not hurt when he sold his father. Zhang Quan took Nanyang and made a big deal. He went to Jingzhou, met his abandoned son Liu Qi, captured Gan Ning, accepted Wei Yan, and rode a hundred cavalry to attack Wu's camp. Relying on his innate understanding of talents, he would recruit the lost talents and form the new Ji Han Empire.

Autodesk

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