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Otherworldly Affairs Office

You, yes you! It's you! Why are you running? Run, keep running! Why don't you run anymore! Do you have an Otherworldly Affairs Office pass? And selling this world’s goods, did you pay the taxes? I don't care if you're the head of an Immortal Sect, put your hands on your head and squat by the wall! Prepare for inspection!

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Steel, Guns, and the Industrial Party in New World

Magical beasts trample, dragons roar, wizards curse, and the dazzling light of magic illuminates the beacon of knowledge!Emperor of Gabella: The Imperial Legion is invincible on land.Orc Chieftain: Each of our tribal warriors is worth ten of any other.Elven King of the Emerald Realm: Our forest rangers never miss their mark.President of the Horn Bay Alliance: The Alliance fleet reigns supreme over the seas.A Mysterious Organization: The prophesied era will eventually arrive.Paul Grayman: I’m not singling anyone out, but everyone here is tr*sh.Embark on a journey with firearms and cannons, crushing the low-magic planes… Collapse Army, Army Building, Economics, Engineer, Fantasy World, Firearms, Industrialization, Kingdom Building, Magic, Male Protagonist, Religions, Technological Gap, Wars, Betrayal, Character Development, Child Protagonist, Modern Knowledge, Multiple POV, Naive Protagonist, Noble, Polite Protagonist, Schemes And Conspiracies, Secret Organizations, Sword And Magic, Transmigration, Weak to Strong Hmm is this steampunk or high advanced tech, or modern day its either of these, not much of a between I read this before, it's actually quite decent (though the protagonist is naive, and the author seems to be lazy when writing dialogues). The protagonist recreates other weapons that used gunpowder in this fantasy world and tries to form an industrial society because in their noble territory it's just a title - they don't own a fiefdom. It's like 'Release That Witch,' because here the theocracy really holds so much authority that even that duke or king can be labeled as a heretic if they want, so they also persecute wizards and other races.The story still revolves around the kingdom where the world is really big and full of different races. Give it a try if you like a kingdom-building romance, where the protagonist is using modern knowledge as an advantage. I don't remember it having a system, but I think his 'golden finger' is more like a lineage.Rank B-Obs: It's extremely tiring to read at more than 600chps Raaah wtf is a kilometre Its 1000 metres, its the kilo of the SI Unit ...... Bruh A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had s*x. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they f**ked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it." Did he just f#*k a dead person? Wtf! Gonna Dive into with a open mind This is an upper-mid kingdom building novel with the classicEh- modern weapons are the best they will kill everything gun>> rahhhhhThe author has primitive grasp on various technologies and is just enoughDo not get confused, it's not bad at all, just not THE BESTPls upvoteNeed to built those useless seniors sitting on their thrones, this junior shall challenge them and shake their thrones.Ranobe FanMade discord server :)) What would you consider bests in this genre? Other than release that witch or i guess Mediterranean Hegemon of Ancient Greece-->Mediterranean Mediterranean Hegemon of Ancient Greece It's chinese and the description can only make me think this is poison ******************************** If you like this story, check out other similar stories i have here ... 1 ) Ammunition Empire - ch 2.0k 2 ) In Holy Roman Empire - ch 1.2k 3 ) Millitary System God realm - ch 400 4 ) Dynasty of Iron - ch 1.2k 5 ) Magic Industry Empire - ch 1.3k 6 ) Building My Own Territory : With System - ch 800 All of them are FREE to read

TL_Pirates · Fantasy

Netori: Ich stehle die Party des Helden!

Nachdem Raven bei dem Versuch, das Leben des Helden zu retten, gestorben und im nächsten Augenblick von ihm im Stich gelassen wurde, findet er sich vor der Göttin wieder, die ihm und seiner Gruppe ihre Kräfte verliehen hatte. Da die Göttin die Misserfolge des Helden miterlebt hat, schließen sie und Raven einen Handel zu gegenseitigem Nutzen ab. Und worum es bei dem Handel geht, fragst du? Er muss den Platz des Helden einnehmen und die Mächte des Bösen aus ihrer Welt vertreiben. Und seine Belohnung? Natürlich die Fähigkeit, jede Frau zu stehlen! Wiederbelebt mit der Macht, jeden unabhängig von seinem Beziehungsstatus zu verführen, beginnt der größte Playboy-Abenteurer seine Reise, um den höchsten Bodycount der Welt zu erzielen! Warnungen: R18||Gewalt||BDSM||Starke Netori-Elemente(MC stiehlt die Frauen anderer Leute) [Anmerkung]: 1. Keine der Heldinnen wird den MC betrügen 2. Es geht darum, dass der MC die Partnerinnen anderer Leute stiehlt - (Netori)

Writersblockills · Fantasy

Isekai : Party Harem

Tokoh utama cerita ini, yaitu Ryuji yang pergi bersama teman masa kecilnya Nisha.... Namun, keduanya terlibat dalam kecelakaan jatuh rangka baja dan kehilangan nyawa.... Keduanya yang kehilangan nyawa berbicara dengan seseorang yang mereka temui yaitu seorang Dewa di dunia, dan ternyata kecelakaan yang menimpa mereka itu adalah sebuah kesalahan dalam penyelidikan sang Dewa.... Sudah terlambat untuk hidup kembali, jadi mereka bereinkarnasi di dunia yang berbeda dari tempat asal mereka, yang disebut Paragon, dimana tempat sihir dan sains berkembang.... Setelah itu, sebagai permintaan maaf, keduanya mendapatkan senjata dan skill super langka dari sang Dewa dan berangkat ke Paragon.... Namun, tak lama setelah tiba di Paragon, keduanya bertemu dengan goblin dan bertarung. Pertempuran segera berakhir, tetapi pada saat itu dia bertemu dengan Angelina, seorang putri yang tinggal di kota terdekat. Setelah itu, mereka akan bergabung dengan guild kota bekerjasama dengan Angelina..... Setelah itu, Ryuji melakukan kontak dengan lawan jenis selain Nisha.... - Rana, peri gadis yang cukup cabul. - Angelina, seorang ksatria wanita yang pertama kali bertemu dengan dua orang yang bereinkarnasi. - Ria, seorang gadis dengan gelar pahlawan. - Eira, gadis iblis yang tinggal di dunia iblis yang kesepian. Pertempuran macam apa yang menunggu mereka? Bagaimana nasib mereka nantinya? Tidak ada yang tahu....

Si_Koplak · Fantasy

The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl

I'm worthless but now priceless -Tan Hua --------- Do you know a reincarnation in modern times with a cliche plot? A super talented woman. Betrayed by best friend. Cheated by her dear fiance. A broken family. Luckily she is spoiled by the cool ML and the gentle second ML. She also got her revenge! Ahhh super cliche, no? But still! Isn't it exciting? A lot of girls fawned over this kind of cliche drama and Tan Hua, a talented young fashion designer is also not an exception. But...will it still be exciting if you one day found out that somehow you have transmigrated into this kind of chinese drama not as the FL or the villainess but as a nameless nobody, a lowly office boy who is actually a girl?! That is what Tan Hua, a 22 years old super rich daughter of a famous fashion designer parents ended up in. From an extremely rich and pampered life into a poor life of commoner. Not only that...Tan Hua also had to live her new life in disguise as a boy! The worst part is that the second male lead-sama the one who fawn over the FL...is going to kill her the moment she just transmigrated in??!! Watch as Tan Hua survived from the black-bellied second male lead-sama scheme being only a normal office boy with no money no power at all, slowly rising to be a world-wide famous fashion designer! But...could someone tell her just why the hell that evil second male lead-sama who was courting the FL before...is now pestering her?? Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed) 2. The CEO's Office Boy Is A Girl (completed) Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (on-going) 2. (Yet to be unlocked) Clue: Quick transmigration Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 for Q&A, cute arts, and fun information! For support: https://www.paypal.me/Zehell2218 If u don't like to read imperfect grammar then this novel might not be your cup of tea so please be prepared.

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