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God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem
Author: AGodAmongMen
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Ding~ [A message has been sent by the Gods] [Welcome chosen one to the World of Milfs for your trial to attain Godhood. Fulfill the Gods requests and obtain their approval to join us and become a God] [Fail your given request and meet your demise] Ding~ [A request has been sent by the Gods] [The God of Storms Synthia sends a request: Grope your adopted mother's buttocks till you leave marks on her ass] [The God of Music Calliope sends a request: Make your Aunt moan so loud that your neighbours can hear her sweet voice] [The God of Health Fiona sends a request: Lick of the curry that spilled on your neighbour's chest, while her husband watches tv in the room next door] [The God of Stars Noella sends a request: Blackmail your classmate's mother into sucking you off in her son's room] [The God of Wisdom Seraphina sends a request: Drink all the office lady's breast milk straight from the source, that was supposed to be for her baby] I see....So I basically have to do a bunch of naughty and perverted stuff that the Gods want to see me do with a whole lot of smoking hot milfs, for a chance to become God and save my life. What else can I say other then... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE IS THIS?!?! Want to know how this all came to be? Then follow our protagonist and his journey to become God by making his own Milf Harem (Warning: This novel is made by a Degenerate for Degenerates, so if you aren't into kinky stuff and prefer vanilla, then this novel isn't for you) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No NTR - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No blood related Incest - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - A lot of Netori and Stealing - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - No unnecessary Drama - A lot of fleshed out +18 scenes - Finally a very competent protagonist] [This novel is focused on Older Women and Milfs, so don't expect any younger girls unless there's a Oyakodon] [And finally I want all the interactions to feel natural and I want the readers to be invested in the characters, so the story will be fleshed out and not rushed in any way] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw

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How to play the game of picking three cards to make a funny story?
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2024-10-29 14:17
To play the game, you gather your cards. For example, if you pick a card showing a wizard, a card with a broomstick, and a card of a floating castle. The story could be: 'The wizard was tired of walking. So he grabbed his broomstick and flew towards the floating castle. On the way, he met some friendly birds who joined him on his journey to the castle.'
What are some tips for creating a really funny story in the game of picking three cards to make a funny story?
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2024-10-29 10:17
One tip is to look at the cards with a wild imagination. Don't be too literal. For instance, if you get a card of a flower, a card of a car, and a card of a mouse. You could think of the mouse driving the car and using the flower as a steering wheel. Another tip is to give the characters in your story some really exaggerated personalities. If it's a knight on one card, make him super clumsy or really vain.
Game Cards
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2025-01-14 17:41
Game cards were items used to carry information or entertainment. They were usually small rectangular cards. There were different ways to strengthen a game card, including enhancement, version, and wax seal. These methods could increase chips, multiply, and provide other benefits. The clown card was a common type of buff-type support card that could provide various buffs in the game. Card games were a type of tabletop game that originated from a card game called " leaf play " in the Tang Dynasty. More information about the game cards might require further research.
Tell me a funny cotton picking story.
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2024-11-28 22:21
Once upon a time, a group of friends decided to help out on a cotton farm for a day. One of them, Tom, had never seen a cotton plant before. When he tried to pick the cotton, he grabbed it so hard that the whole plant nearly came out of the ground. Everyone burst into laughter at his over - enthusiasm.
Tell me a picking cotton funny story.
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2024-11-28 00:04
There was a little boy who went to the cotton field to pick cotton with his family. He saw the white cotton and thought it was snow. So he started making snowballs with the cotton. When his mom saw what he was doing, she couldn't stop laughing and had to explain to him that it was cotton, not snow. The boy's confused face was really funny.
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