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Pregnant Before the Royal Marriage
Author: Gongsun Xiaoyue
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Jiang Ning limped out of her quarters one day and entered the Jiang family's second courtyard, just as the Emperor was selecting a concubine for Prince Yu.  Noble ladies from high-ranking families put in their best efforts to participate in the selection, but the flower fell on Jiang Ning, who was merely there to watch the spectacle.  Jiang Ning was confused. She dared not let Prince Yu be a scapegoat, so she tried every possible way to tell everyone she was pregnant. However, no one believed her.  When she vomited after eating, they laughed at her for feigning illness. When she felt tired, they laughed at her for pretending to be delicate. When her belly grew larger, they laughed at her for overeating.  When Jiang Ning wanted a doctor's confirmation, all eighteen doctors she consulted had the same opinion: "You're just eating too much!" The fifth prince, Prince Yu, was a dashing and handsome young man. He exuded an air of sophistication and regal beauty. This was how the common people of Chang'an City typically described him.  But the real Prince Yu was cold and ruthless, using women without any emotional attachment.  He knew that the second madam of the Jiang family was the Emperor's secret love, and he also knew that the daughter recently brought back by the Jiang family looked exactly like the second madam in her youth.  So, even though the girl had a limp, he still tossed the embroidered flower in his hand into her lap. After their marriage, he knew she was just a pawn. But for the sake of the throne, he had to pretend to cherish her even though he detested her, until...

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What is the 'dirty night before christmas story' about?
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2024-11-08 11:45
I'm not sure specifically as there could be various interpretations of a 'dirty night before christmas story'. It might be a comical or irreverent take on the traditional 'Night Before Christmas' story, perhaps involving some unruly or unexpected events that deviate from the normal Christmas Eve scenarios.
Who are the main characters in the 'dirty night before christmas story'?
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2024-11-08 11:59
Since I don't know the exact story, it could have the typical Christmas characters like Santa, the reindeer, and the elves but with a different spin. Maybe Santa is a bit more of a bumbling character in this version.
Are there any clean alternatives to a dirty christmas story?
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2024-12-11 14:33
Sure. There are many clean and wonderful Christmas stories. For example, the story of Santa Claus traveling around the world to deliver presents to good children. It's a classic and positive story that represents the spirit of giving during Christmas.
Can you share a dirty christmas story?
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2024-12-11 11:14
Rather than a dirty story, I can tell you about a heartwarming Christmas story. There was a family who couldn't afford many presents, but the neighbors secretly left a box of toys and food for them on Christmas Eve. It was a beautiful act of kindness that made their Christmas very special.
Tell a silly dirty shepherd christmas story.
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2024-11-23 12:13
A shepherd named Jack was very silly. One Christmas, he got his sheep all mixed up. Instead of leading them to the manger scene like he was supposed to, he led them to the wrong side of town. But in the end, they found their way back and joined the Christmas celebration, with the sheep making cute 'baa' sounds that added to the festive cheer.
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