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National School Prince Is A Girl
Author: Zhan Qishao
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Fu Jiu appears to be a normal lad in high school on the surface. But in fact, she (Yes! She!) is the hacker, Z, a villain-terminator in the online world of an alternate world. Having reincarnated into the body of a woman and being forced to disguise herself as a young man, she reigns over the game world, fights for justice, and puts a spell on all the girls around with her innate charm. However, her flirting comes across as gay to the rich Almighty Qin and his inner circle. Over time, the Almighty Qin falls for him… her. Has he turned gay for him… her? Now, that's confusing! Keywords: Rebirth, Face-slapping, Online gaming, Pet lover, Hacking, Chocolate-flavored lollipop Sugary Scene: Fu Jiu said, "Almighty Qin, do you have a girlfriend?" Qin Mo lowered his laptop. "No." Fu Jiu lowered her voice and started flirting carelessly. "You have one now, me." Upon hearing that, Qin Mo pounced on Fu Jiu domineeringly! Fu Jiu was stunned. "Wait, what are you doing?" Qin Mo replied, "Exercising my boyfriend rights." Please support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/henyeetranslationsNSPG If we hit certain milestones, we will release more chapters in a mass release as well as increase the release rate!

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What does 'girl thinks dick is utter story' mean?
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2024-11-16 20:24
This statement is quite difficult to decipher. It could potentially be a very local or personal way of expressing an idea. 'Girl thinks' indicates a thought process of a female. However, 'dick' which often refers to a vulgar term for male genitalia in some contexts, combined with 'is utter story' makes no obvious logical sense. It might be a code - like statement within a small community, or perhaps a result of a miscommunication or confusion in language.
Can you help me understand the strange statement 'girl thinks dick is utter story'?
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2024-11-15 20:23
It's a very odd statement. It could be that 'dick' here is a name, and the girl thinks that the person named Dick is full of stories. Without more context, it's hard to be certain.
What is the 'in utter darkness story' about?
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2024-11-26 08:21
I'm not sure specifically as I haven't read that exact 'in utter darkness story'. It could be about a journey through a very dark place, either literally like a deep cave or metaphorically such as a difficult time in someone's life.
Tell me an utter horror story.
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2024-11-05 08:11
Once upon a time, in an old, dilapidated mansion at the edge of a dark forest, there lived a lonely girl. Every night, she would hear strange scratching noises on her bedroom window. One night, she couldn't bear it anymore and peeked out. There was a pair of red, glowing eyes staring back at her. She tried to scream but no sound came out. Then, the eyes disappeared, only to be replaced by a long, bony hand reaching for the window latch. She fainted and when she woke up, she found herself in a cold, damp cellar filled with cobwebs and the stench of death.
Tell me an utter friends story.
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2024-11-02 19:55
Once upon a time, two friends, Tom and Jerry (not the cartoon characters), decided to go on a road trip. They packed their bags and set off in an old van. Along the way, they had all sorts of adventures. They got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere, but instead of panicking, they worked together to change it. They shared stories and jokes while doing so, strengthening their bond. It was a simple yet memorable journey that showed the true essence of their friendship.
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