A Dungeon Tycoon’s Guide to Undead Capitalism
Welcome to NecroCorp – Where War is Always in Stock!
"Now with 15% off main battle tanks, because peace is bad for business."
Hello, traveler!
Looking for a bone-forged sword? A modular mana cannon? Perhaps... a discounted main battle tank for your next kingdom raid?
Oh wait, you're not a customer, you're a reader.
Right. This is probably where I give you my "tragic backstory." Fine.
I used to be human.
Then I died.
Now I'm a Lich with a factory in a dead dungeon, a skeleton workforce that doesn't need lunch breaks, salaries, and a magical system that rewards me for selling stuff. So, I did what any sane undead would do: I started an arms corporation.
Now I sell weapons to orcs, goblins, elves, humans, anyone with a grudge and a pile of magic stones. Need siege engines? Got 'em. Crossbows that reload themselves? Yup. Flamethrower golems? In development.
But here's the trick: you can’t sell weapons if there’s no war.
So when the world started calming down... well, I may have encouraged a few border skirmishes. For marketing purposes. Nothing personal. War drives demand, after all.
So, if you're here for drama, explosions, undead capitalism, and morally questionable business strategies wrapped in bone and steel, you’ve come to the right dungeon.
Just don’t ask about the warranty.
There isn’t one that lived to tell and ask about it.
Solar_Exile · Fantasy
I can respect an author for putting their story out in public. (especially if they are not getting paid) However, capitalism and grammar are major things that authors need to focus on as they allow for the readers to read quicker and mpre smoothly. I personally get turned off of stories that have bad grammar and capitalism. (As I have not read very far, I am unsure if it improves.) I will probably change my review if I see that the grammar improves. Please note that I am not saying that it is a bad story. I am just stating that with improved grammar and capitalism it could be better.