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The Italian God
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“I said,  go" I warn her. She scoffed and cursed in Russian under her breath. But made her way to the door. "It was nice meeting you" she addressed Maya who I think passed out. I walked to the pole and started untying her hands. I did it slowly so I wouldn't hurt her already bleeding fingers. She is going to be in a lot of pain tomorrow. I caught her before she fell and her face contracted in pain. My suit had blood on it as well, not that I cared. I carried her against my chest looking at her face. Her hair was a different kind of red. God I fucked up big time, she will definitely kill me. I walked with her in my arms out of the basement. "Oh god" I hear, I walked in to the living room. It was filled with Aria and some of her friends, also Enzo and Alessio, who was shaking his head at me when he saw Maya. "Who is she" I hear the girls whispering "Call the doctor" I tell them carrying her upstairs to my room. I sat at the corner of my room with a drink in my hand. With a clean fresh suit. I stared at her unmoving body on my bed, she looks so small on it. The doctor came and checked her body, she had bruised all over her body, a small concussion and her ribs were bruised. Veronica might have went over board this time. He cleaned her cuts and left a ton of medicine she has to take for the pain. He also attached a drip to her cause she was dehydrated. I cleaned her with wet towels and changed her filthy clothes. I was so thankful she didn't wake up, I didn't know how she would react to me seeing her naked. I noticed small cuts and scars on her upper thigh. She also had old ligature marks on her wrists. Something happened to her and I was going to find out what. I put her in one of my shirt and let her sleep. I had to chance into a new suit, my other one was covered in her blood. And I was meant to be at a party very soon. I had to make sure every gun and anything that can be used as a weapon was taking out of my room, I don't want her hurting anyone or me. And I know when she wakes up, she is going to want to kill me. I don't know what to do with her now and I couldn't let her go, she's seen too much. CIA agent Maya Reed is undercover in a mission In Italy, for the past 3 months. When her partner gets killed and all hell breaks loose. She gets kidnapped by the most power Mafia boss in Italy. She tries to escape still having faith that the Americans are looking for her. Not knowing they think she died. Lorenzo … Cold. Ruthless. Killer. I am respected and feared by all. I wasn’t put on this earth to love or be loved. I was put to be a killer, to be feared. When I find a strange girl in my club , killing two of my best costumers. I don’t let her live out of compassion. She’s a trinket, my plaything.

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What are some elements in Funny Italian Christmas Stories?
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2024-10-27 22:05
One element is the food. For example, in Italian Christmas stories, the panettone might be a source of humor. Maybe a big, clumsy uncle tries to cut a huge slice of panettone and it goes flying across the table. Another element is the nativity scenes. Sometimes a donkey in the nativity scene might be depicted as really stubborn and not wanting to stay in its place, causing chaos among the villagers trying to set up the scene. And of course, the family dynamics. There could be stories of grandparents who always tell the same Christmas story every year and the kids make fun of them in a loving way.
Can you share some Funny Italian Christmas Stories?
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2024-12-07 11:55
In a small Italian village, there was a tradition of the Christmas nativity play. One year, the little boy who was supposed to play baby Jesus was so excited that he wouldn't stop giggling during the whole performance. His laughter was contagious, and soon the entire cast, including the solemn Mary and Joseph, were trying hard not to laugh. The audience also joined in the merriment, making it a very memorable and funny Christmas event in the village.
Can you share some Funny Italian Christmas Stories?
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2024-10-27 16:37
There's a story about a small Italian village at Christmas. The local church was preparing for the big midnight mass. The priest had asked a young boy to be in charge of the bells. But the boy got so excited about the presents he might get later that he rang the bells too early. People were confused at first, thinking it was already time for mass. They all rushed to the church in their pajamas and robes. When they realized it was a mistake, they all just laughed and had a great time chatting outside the church until it was actually time for the mass. It was a very memorable and funny Christmas incident in that village.
What are some funny Italian Christmas cartoons?
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2025-05-30 19:49
One funny Italian Christmas cartoon is 'The Adventures of Santa's Elves', which has lots of humorous moments and cute characters.
Must be Italian Christmas Story: Are there any unique characters in Italian Christmas stories?
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2024-11-14 07:37
Well, in addition to the well - known Babbo Natale and Befana, there are characters from local folklore that might be part of Italian Christmas stories. In some regions, there could be a kind - hearted shepherd who has a special encounter with an angel on Christmas Eve. This shepherd then spreads the word of the miracle to the whole village. These unique characters add a lot of charm and local flavor to Italian Christmas stories.
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