funny bathroom horror stories

Horror Revival

"I am Yang Jian. By the time you read this, I've already been dead..." A strange parchment, an eye that peeks into the darkness. This is the memoir of a person who survived.

Offering flowers before the Buddha · Eastern

My bathroom connects to another world

What's the most important thing upon arriving in an alternate world? Zhao Guang believed that the first issue to address was how to keep oneself warm. More importantly, he needed to get rid of the porcupine that was very interested in him...

Stars Fall · Eastern

Horror-Spieleentwickler: Meine Spiele sind nicht so gruselig!

[Horror-Spieleentwickler: Meine Spiele sind wirklich nicht so gruselig!] Ich hasse Horror. Von den huschenden Geräuschen von Schritten, die hinter mir herjagen, bis zu den leisen, aber beunruhigend kalten Flüstern, die sich um meine Ohren winden... All das. Ich hasse es. So sehr, dass ich anfange zu kotzen, wenn ich eine bestimmte Schwelle erreiche. Und trotzdem bin ich ein Horror-Spieleentwickler. Ein miserabler noch dazu. Also habe ich beschlossen, aufzuhören, angesichts meiner mangelnden Fähigkeiten. Und doch... [Glückwunsch, Sie wurden für das Horror-Spielentwicklungssystem ausgewählt!] Nein, ich will es nicht. Lass mich aufhören. ※ Hinweis: Ihre Welt könnte einige Veränderungen erfahren. Aber keine Sorge! Es ist Teil des Spiels! *** Dies ist eine Geschichte über einen Spieleentwickler, der Horror hasst, aber keine andere Wahl hat, als Spiele zu entwickeln, die gruselig genug sind, um Menschen zu traumatisieren. Sie wollen mich verfluchen, weil ich Sie dazu gebracht habe, sich in die Hose zu machen? Wenn das der Fall ist, wen verfluche ich dann? *** Eine von SCP inspirierte Geschichte mit ihrer eigenen Wendung!

Entrail_JI · Horror

Horror Game Developer: My games aren't that scary!

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

Entrail_JI · Horror

Immortal in Horror Game: She is the Fortune Teller!

She is the true daughter of a prestigious family in the Federation, who was lost outside and grew up in a garbage heap, and is also a waste with only F-level spiritual power. Her parents' abandonment and favoritism, the exclusion and framing by her green tea fake daughter sister, the cultivation sect in crisis. She can only regain her cultivation and turn the tide by participating in the Federation Planet's 'God Creation Game'! "No way? Someone with only F-level spiritual power can also enter the 'God Creation Game'?" "Maybe just to make up the numbers." "With only 3 attack points, even a gust of wind can kill her, right?" Josh, the sickly waste not favored by everyone, casually summoned a Divine-level Monster in the dimension. Just when everyone thought she was going to kill all sides, she smiled slightly: "Open for fortune-telling, divining the location, weaknesses, and treasures of monsters, looking at dimension feng shui, monster physiognomy, one divination for 3000 points, scan the code to pay, thank you!" Barrage: "What's wrong! 3000 points, what idiot would go there! She's a fraud!" Contestant: "Me me me! I want a reading, I want a reading!" "I was here first!" "Don't cut in line!" Barrage: "......" Are these the star contestants they've fostered with points?

Walk and be slow · Fantasy

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Rogu

2020-04-28

This story is getting my 5 star because it's just so amazing. The amazing thing about the story to me is definitely it's Horror element. I don't think I can go to the bathroom at night because of this novel. Literally, most of the horror starts because of a character going to the bathroom. But, the horror is also the thing, which makes it more remarkable. So, if you are planning to read this novel, Beware of bathroom-kun. He's gonna f*ck you all.

Way of the Devil

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Jiloex

2019-02-03

This is a great horror read. I dont know why I torture myself by reading this. My bathroom lights have motion sensor and turn on and off on their own. But I use to still turn them off manually when I leave the bathroom but now I leave them.

My House of Horrors

I Fix Air-Conditioner · Horror

1211 Chs

Spartan0406

2025-06-06

I absolutely hate and despise horror, I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week from binging this story. Wheres a bathroom? I'm going to puke.

Horror Game Developer: My games aren't that scary!

Entrail_JI · Horror

687 Chs

moaz_coc

2022-08-27

concept is really good It was a huge horror, don't add so much horror, it seems like it has a good concept You just got a little grammar mistake, it was horror and funny and upload the chapter.keep growing

Survive as long as you can!!

Maryam_Mayo · Horror

25 Chs

Mr. Gu was abandoned again

Everyone in Luo City knew that Lu Xiyao was Gu Yanyi's girlfriend. It was good to be good-looking and have a good life, but because of the power of the Gu family, everyone could only secretly envy the heavens for being biased. Later, it was rumored that Lu Xiyao not only dumped Gu Yanyi but also sent Mr. Gu to prison. Is there something wrong with this woman? A good hand of cards was played to pieces. Wasn't it good to be the CEO's wife? Therefore, everyone was indignant and did not spare any effort to trample on Lu Xiyao. But why did the people who bullied her become unlucky every time? He was either dragged out for no reason and beaten up, or caught by his wife in a nightclub… Was it karma? No! After the truth came out, everyone shouted angrily,"The man who repaid kindness with ingratitude, get out here!" We are avenging you, why are you doing this to us? A certain man raised his eyebrows and said matter-of-factly,"You guys bullied my wife. If I don't mess with you, who else should I mess with?"

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In the capital, love began after losing feelings

"Every time I encounter danger, I meet you. As expected, you like me, right? A brief introduction of the students." "So, if you don't like me, then why did you appear in my world…If it really didn't work…Can I like you?" "Brother, I can always be with you ~" "I can't see any admiration in your eyes. Even though they are full of affection, it's just to match your facial features." The silhouettes of the white birds gradually intersected with each other. The sun gradually set, and the shadows overlapped and fused together. This was the story of a young man who had lost his feelings for beautiful girls in the capital.

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Quickly put on the female supporting role to help the big boss extend his life

The talented little star unexpectedly received the life extension system. The only mission was to keep the female supporting character alive. Looking at the value and ability of the big shots in each plane, Feng Yao expressed that money and beautiful men were not important. What was important was to complete the plan assigned by the higher-ups to save the big shots. Under the peach blossom tree, a certain man looked at the various tribulations he had experienced in various planes. Then, he looked at the person standing beside his capable subordinate. The corners of his mouth curled up into a shallow arc.

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The magical beast of the recuperation of reiki has arrived

[Huaguang News Agency reported that on March 16th, the first Inter-Realm Teleportation Array jointly built by our country and the Starry Moon Realm's Jade Pure Sect was opened.] [Huaguang Society Daily Chat: Maintain an open and win-win attitude and build a bridge between the two civilizations.] [Huanyu International Times reported that China's Machinery Research Institute has announced a breakthrough in their cooperation with the Starry Moon Realm's Weapon Refining Sect. It's too advanced to be displayed.] [The Chinese Academy of Sciences has drawn up the list of the first batch of scholars to visit the Lunar Realm. They are involved in agriculture, biology, medicine, precision manufacturing, and many other fields.] Ten years ago, in this country that believed in the power of science and technology, a huge six-headed black dog was cut down by a huge sword and smashed into the reefs on the southeast coast of China. At this moment, humans truly saw the power of the cultivation world. The passage between the two worlds was expanding. In the reinforced concrete city, spiritual energy was recovering. Two months ago, Qin Xu became an auxiliary police officer in the traffic management team of Wendong District of Qinghe City. He had received a notice from the police force that he had been transferred to participate in the Immortal Beast Sect's cooperation project-raising birds. ---- Reading tips: Also known as the Modern Daily Life of Raising Immortal Beasts. Modern Cultivation Daily Writing.

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Ambition in the Nine Heavens

A pair of mechanical eyes appeared in the vast sky. It looked like a nuclear explosion. Chen Zhan, the pilot of the next-powered aircraft carrier Hercules, took off in the Super Hornet to check out what kind of crisis was waiting for him at the scene of the incident and what he saw inside... What was the relationship between the mechanical eye in the air and the mysterious [Fragment No. 4] in the No. 18 hangar of Area 51, known as the Holy Grail of Roswell?

Zhi liu xiang

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