funny bathroom horror stories

Horror Revival

"I am Yang Jian. By the time you read this, I've already been dead..." A strange parchment, an eye that peeks into the darkness. This is the memoir of a person who survived.

Offering flowers before the Buddha · Eastern

My bathroom connects to another world

What's the most important thing upon arriving in an alternate world? Zhao Guang believed that the first issue to address was how to keep oneself warm. More importantly, he needed to get rid of the porcupine that was very interested in him...

Stars Fall · Eastern

Horror-Spieleentwickler: Meine Spiele sind nicht so gruselig!

[Horror-Spieleentwickler: Meine Spiele sind wirklich nicht so gruselig!] Ich hasse Horror. Von den huschenden Geräuschen von Schritten, die hinter mir herjagen, bis zu den leisen, aber beunruhigend kalten Flüstern, die sich um meine Ohren winden... All das. Ich hasse es. So sehr, dass ich anfange zu kotzen, wenn ich eine bestimmte Schwelle erreiche. Und trotzdem bin ich ein Horror-Spieleentwickler. Ein miserabler noch dazu. Also habe ich beschlossen, aufzuhören, angesichts meiner mangelnden Fähigkeiten. Und doch... [Glückwunsch, Sie wurden für das Horror-Spielentwicklungssystem ausgewählt!] Nein, ich will es nicht. Lass mich aufhören. ※ Hinweis: Ihre Welt könnte einige Veränderungen erfahren. Aber keine Sorge! Es ist Teil des Spiels! *** Dies ist eine Geschichte über einen Spieleentwickler, der Horror hasst, aber keine andere Wahl hat, als Spiele zu entwickeln, die gruselig genug sind, um Menschen zu traumatisieren. Sie wollen mich verfluchen, weil ich Sie dazu gebracht habe, sich in die Hose zu machen? Wenn das der Fall ist, wen verfluche ich dann? *** Eine von SCP inspirierte Geschichte mit ihrer eigenen Wendung!

Entrail_JI · Horror

Horror Game Developer: My games aren't that scary!

[Horror Game Developer : My games really aren't that scary!] I hate horror. From the skittering sounds of footsteps racing behind me, to the soft yet unnervingly cold whispers curling around my ears... All of it. I hate it. So much so that I start puking whenever I reach a certain threshold. And yet, I am a Horror Game Developer. A crappy one at that. So, given my lack of ability, I decided to quit. And yet... [Congratulations, you've been selected for the Horror Game Developer System!] Nope, I don't want it. Let me quit. ※ Note : Your world might experience some changes. But don't worry! It's part of the game! *** This is a story about a game developer who hates horror, but has no choice but to develop games scary enough to traumatize people. You want to curse me for making you piss your pants? If that's the case, who do I curse? *** An SCP inspired story with its own twist! Discord : https://discord.gg/FK7ZQU3b9p

Entrail_JI · Horror

Immortal in Horror Game: She is the Fortune Teller!

She is the true daughter of a prestigious family in the Federation, who was lost outside and grew up in a garbage heap, and is also a waste with only F-level spiritual power. Her parents' abandonment and favoritism, the exclusion and framing by her green tea fake daughter sister, the cultivation sect in crisis. She can only regain her cultivation and turn the tide by participating in the Federation Planet's 'God Creation Game'! "No way? Someone with only F-level spiritual power can also enter the 'God Creation Game'?" "Maybe just to make up the numbers." "With only 3 attack points, even a gust of wind can kill her, right?" Josh, the sickly waste not favored by everyone, casually summoned a Divine-level Monster in the dimension. Just when everyone thought she was going to kill all sides, she smiled slightly: "Open for fortune-telling, divining the location, weaknesses, and treasures of monsters, looking at dimension feng shui, monster physiognomy, one divination for 3000 points, scan the code to pay, thank you!" Barrage: "What's wrong! 3000 points, what idiot would go there! She's a fraud!" Contestant: "Me me me! I want a reading, I want a reading!" "I was here first!" "Don't cut in line!" Barrage: "......" Are these the star contestants they've fostered with points?

Walk and be slow · Fantasy

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Rogu

2020-04-28

This story is getting my 5 star because it's just so amazing. The amazing thing about the story to me is definitely it's Horror element. I don't think I can go to the bathroom at night because of this novel. Literally, most of the horror starts because of a character going to the bathroom. But, the horror is also the thing, which makes it more remarkable. So, if you are planning to read this novel, Beware of bathroom-kun. He's gonna f*ck you all.

Way of the Devil

Get Lost · Eastern

772 Chs

Jiloex

2019-02-03

This is a great horror read. I dont know why I torture myself by reading this. My bathroom lights have motion sensor and turn on and off on their own. But I use to still turn them off manually when I leave the bathroom but now I leave them.

My House of Horrors

I Fix Air-Conditioner · Horror

1211 Chs

Spartan0406

2025-06-06

I absolutely hate and despise horror, I'm not going to be able to sleep for a week from binging this story. Wheres a bathroom? I'm going to puke.

Horror Game Developer: My games aren't that scary!

Entrail_JI · Horror

687 Chs

moaz_coc

2022-08-27

concept is really good It was a huge horror, don't add so much horror, it seems like it has a good concept You just got a little grammar mistake, it was horror and funny and upload the chapter.keep growing

Survive as long as you can!!

Maryam_Mayo · Horror

25 Chs

[Strange Revival: A monthly god-level lottery draw.]

A mysterious gray fog enveloped the entire world. After the gray fog dissipated, the strange world opened. [Gluttony: Seducing people to eat and drink until they die.] [Succubus: Causing people to lose their rationality and be dominated by their desires.] [Zombie: A living person turns into a corpse and becomes a puppet that only knows how to suck blood.] An adult would be marked once a month. If they wanted to survive, they could only enter the Strange World to absorb the precious Strange Qi. Li Qinghe had been strangely marked when he turned eighteen. Just as he was panicking, he was bound to the god-level lottery system. He had drawn one of the Seventy-two Techniques of Earth Fiend, Sword Technique. Comprehending the Innate Qi, slaying humans, slaying monsters, slaying gods! He had drawn the Divine Physique, Pure Yang Sacred Body. Succubus, right? Sucking my Yang energy? Today, I'll make sure you can't eat it! He had drawn Weapon Refining Arts, Pill Refining Arts, Connate Numinous treasures, and… Countless years later, Li Qinghe, who had maxed out all his skills and equipment, entered the Strange World. He pointed his sword at the gray fog that extended to the end of the horizon and said calmly," You are the source of the disaster, the ancestor of the Strange?" The gray fog slowly parted, and Li Qinghe took a closer look. "F * ck!"

The moon covers the stars

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Longevity, Eight Years of Mining

In the era of the Immortal Cultivators 'Great Voyage, the Immortal Cultivators roamed the void of the universe, exploring, capturing, destroying, and enslaving the world. Billions of living beings prostrated at the feet of the Immortal Cultivators. Li Qing had been digging for eight years in the Desolation Immortal World…!

Daoist Master Fog

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After rebirth, she changed the world

Sheng Jiao, who had been brought home by her biological parents but had her superpower taken away by her adopted daughter and thrown out of the base, was reborn after dying under the siege of zombies. He was reborn in a parallel universe. At this time, Sheng Jiao had not been taken away by the Ye family. She had not been framed by her adopted daughter, bullied, humiliated, and died with grievances. After her rebirth, Sheng Jiao decided to kick away her cold and heartless family and focus on being her savior. In the 13th year of the apocalypse, humans discovered a strange livestream room. There were zombies running amok in this world, but the situation was much better than theirs. The singer of the benefit performance did not commit suicide because of his brother's death. Instead, he wrote a song that had a healing effect and resisted the attack of the zombie tide. The base that killed superpowered people did not become a malignant tumor. Instead, it was completely annihilated when it was still in its infancy. The doctor who was bitten by the patient did not die with his precious healing power. He worked diligently to treat the patient and developed an antidote to resist the zombie virus. A man with a special ability who should have died of a serious illness in the early days of the apocalypse miraculously came back to life. Even the research institute that was forced to stop its research received funding from kind-hearted people and ended the apocalypse. The humans in the apocalypse were in an uproar. They wanted to find a way to end the apocalypse like the people in that world. The higher-ups of the base were ashen. Only they knew that the person who had changed the world had long been thrown into the zombie pile by them. They had destroyed hope with their own hands, and they had also seen Sheng Jiao break free from the shackles of fate and shine in the parallel universe.

The glittering side

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My wife is beautiful

[The female lead with both talent and beauty vs the male lead who works hard to pursue his wife] [This article is a 1v1 of Shuangjie. It's funny. It's sweet and sadistic. It's unreliable.] The Fourteenth Prince's sweetheart became the Eleventh Prince's princess? This was probably the biggest news in the history of the company. Everyone knew that the Eleventh Prince and the Fourteenth Prince had been at odds with each other since they were young. They fought for the first place in everything and competed with each other in everything. He didn't expect that he would even snatch women now? A marriage contract forced Duan Mulian to marry Ye Huanyan. A lover could not find a husband. The beauty was furious and drew her sword. Ye Huanyan said," If I die, I will bury the entire Prime Minister's Estate with me." Then, the knife changed direction." If you die, I will bury the entire Prime Minister's Estate with you." Was this protection? Or imprisonment?

Yanqi.

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[Wood Leaf: Reincarnated by Orochimaru Filthy Earth at the beginning of the game]

System, alternate account style, relaxed. This was a story of a ninja who was accidentally reincarnated by Orochimaru from the filthy soil and caused trouble with his brain. Uchihamen: "What's there to be afraid of? I'm dead anyway." "Weasel, call me ancestor!" …Tenshou! "F * ck, this thing can't be extinguished. Are you serious?" "Changmen?" “？What long door? I'm still closing the door." Genji played dumb. …… [PS: Don't like the Blogger Biography, don't use the Blogger Set, thank you.] (There are not so many conspiracy theories. Kishimoto's setting is what it is.)

Seven Poplars

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