funny failed suicide stories

Flash Marriage: She becomes Mrs. CEO after the Failed Dowry Talk

On the day of receiving the marriage certificate, Nora Northwood broke up with her boyfriend and, for the sake of the dowry of 188,000 dollars her stepfather and mother demanded, she impulsively married a stranger. She viewed the dowry money as a loan, working hard after marriage to pay off the debt, hoping to divorce as soon as it was cleared. However, her husband, who initially despised her, suddenly began to subtly flirt with her. She tried hard to stay indifferent but was pinned down on the bed by him when he was drunk. "Wife, aren't my abs sexy? Don’t you want to touch them?" She really did want to touch, but if she did, could she still get a divorce? How could someone like Lily, just a humble aromatherapist, be suitable for a billionaire husband?

Everlasting Years · Urban

Pursuing Her Best Friend after Confession Failed

Having been reborn in the high school graduation season of 2008, Li Yuan found himself back at the moment when he confessed to the school beauty... Bai Weixi: "Thank you, being liked by you is an honor for me, but I don't want to be in a relationship right now." Li Yuan promptly took back the gift he had presented: "Then give me back the gift I gave you." Bai Weixi, with her beautiful eyes wide, looked at him in disbelief: "Li Yuan, what do you mean?" "You've already rejected me, yet you still want to keep my gift?" "But we are good friends!" "Heh, like I'm short of good friends? What I'm short of is a girlfriend, you get it?" Watching Bai Weixi, disheveled in the wind, Li Yuan turned to ask: "By the way, could you give me your best friend's phone number?" Bai Weixi fumed with anger: "Li Yuan, what are you trying to do?" Li Yuan just shrugged nonchalantly: "Nothing much, she's prettier than you, I've decided to pursue her instead."

Life is as dazzling as summer flowers · Urban

Requiem Of A Failed Hero

I recently started a new book as a re – and – better – run of this book's concept, titled: I AWAKENED A DIVINE CURSE In a world where one's worth is determined by Archons—godlike entities who watch over everything—the least you can hope for is to get picked by the most lowly of them. Raith was chosen by the Archon of failure and death. Having emerged from one of the three greatest family, he was forced to leave the family and began a lonely journey of being a Hero as he has always wanted. Hero–that was the only way Raith could redeem himself and be acknowledged by the world. But this Archon is just too useless! However, everything changes on the day when Raith dies for the first time. [Congratulations! You have met the first condition] You can join this discord server for interaction with the author and character illustrations. https://discord.com/invite/9UPNyQN4

RighteousFilth · Urban

Remarriage Failed Again Today

[A Story of Male Lead Abuse · A Rebirth Novel] What is love? Young and ignorant, Annabelle Linton spent her entire life to understand that it was an obsession. Once fallen, it's impossible to break free. It can give you life, and it can also bring you death. After her rebirth, she wore a smile on her face, but her eyes were filled with ice. A friend once asked her why she loved him so much. She fell silent, then casually changed the subject without answering, but a dazed look flickered in her eyes. Perhaps it was because the years went by too fast, the world was too harsh, and the road was too difficult to walk alone, and she just wanted a home... **** There were only two kinds of people Mr. Grant hated most in this life: those he hated, and Annabelle Linton. But there was never a reason for hating Annabelle Linton, and he never looked for one. But later, he thought about it. Was it perhaps his confidence that she would never leave, no matter what? But reality later told him that he was wrong. In this world, is there really anyone who would never leave? [This novel's main focus is on the male lead's suffering. The male lead appears to be a jerk, so patience is required. He unknowingly hurt the female lead for many years. After her rebirth, the female lead stays away from him, and the male lead is completely tormented. In the later parts of the story, the male lead will have all the reactions you'd expect to see, such as suicide attempts... But the ending is a happy one. This book isn't exactly a doting romance or a gratifying romp, but it's certainly not a tragic tearjerker. If you enjoy stories that focus on the male lead's suffering, then I think you'll like this one. If you prefer sweet and fluffy stories, please check out my other book, "My Love for You, an Incurable Disease".]

Mu Jinyan · Urban

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T_Cube

2019-09-30

A very inspiring novel. Because of love the female lead has failed to love herself and even attempted suicide. But this life and death situation has enlightened her that she had people who care for her. The funny game system created by god is an added bonus in this novel. Very funny and cute fairy guide Mother is attached to her on her second chance of life. Wonder how she will treasure herself in this second chance. Looking forward to it~~

The Rise of the White Lotus

BAJJ · General

634 Chs

Maxciene

2019-03-27

Dont these fans know Tangings character by now? Why are they always so quick to judge? Xin Xu tried to kill Tanging and decided to commit suicide when her attempt failed why does this make Tanging guilty?

Trial Marriage Husband: Need to Work Hard

Passion Honey · Urban

1274 Chs

asaade9999

2025-06-05

the amount of useless padding in every chapter is exhausting 3/4th of the chapter is useless joke padding the author made to make the ff funny but utterly failed, its not even funny or entertaining to read

Diablo 2: Destruction

mr_soolhoaf · Video Games

370 Chs

almiratan

2020-10-22

who would have thought that she was so unlucky having 2 failed marriages, in laws, committed suicide, memory loss and so forth, well another kind of story that I enjoyed reading, yes i even cried with her....i just hope she will be reunited with her 2 kids...thank for the hard work dear author/editor

The CEO's Ex-wife is Famous!

Luo Yue'er · Urban

1438 Chs

SRandom

2018-01-02

The MC was a composer turned veteran during the apocalypse. He died and reincarnated into the future in the body of a young composer who committed suicide. The face-smacking is brilliantly funny and the yet MC is not arrogant nor OP.

Superstars of Tomorrow

Lazy Cliché · Sci-fi

507 Chs

After hugging someone's thigh, I went crazy in the survival variety show

[Shuang Jie, 1v1, Redemption, Giant Pet] Yun Xianghuan, the pitiful little girl who had been disfigured by the fate of being taken away by the book and the daughter. In order to defy the heavens and change his fate, he had staked everything on participating in a wilderness live broadcast variety show with the lowest survival rate in the world. She had thin arms and legs, and her chin was thin. One look and one could tell that she was malnourished and weak. Everyone unanimously thought that Yun Xianghuan was a cannon fodder who had eaten a box lunch on the first day. Even Yun Xianghuan felt the same way. However…banana leaves, bamboos, hatchets, fat fish…When these urgently needed supplies suddenly appeared in front of Yun Xianghuan, the atmosphere gradually became strange. Yun Xianghuan was speechless. Could it be that she had magic that could grant her wishes? Until one day, Yun Xianghuan suddenly bumped into a big black panther with wings, carefully placing a bunch of grapes in front of her house… Yun Xianghuan was speechless. Ah…Help! She…she seemed to be pampered by the Beast Deity! As time passed, Yun Xianghuan developed a strong affection for the big black panther. Yun Xianghuan pinched the little meat on her stomach and looked at her fair and chubby self. Not only was she not happy, but she was also crying her heart out. This was because the Leopard Lord's gaze on her had become more and more strange recently… As expected, she knew that the big black panther would not treat her well for no reason. It must have treated her as storage food. Now that she was well, she would definitely be eaten. Yun Xianghuan gritted her teeth and reached out her hand." You…you can eat me now!" Wuwuwu…" When a certain leopard heard this, he immediately transformed into a living person. He pulled his tie and approached. His eyes were filled with smiles. "QAQ!" Note: This article is also known as "Shocking!" After Rebirth, I Was Spoiled by the Beast Deity,"" After Rebirth, I Changed to Take Beauty and Force My Miserable Redemption Script,"" Man vs. Wild: Leopard Lord, Don't Bite Me "

Loser

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Traveler from the Heavens: Starting from becoming a second generation zombie

(Welcome to the new book, The Heavens: From the Unspoken Secret.) -------- He was bitten at the beginning and became a second-generation zombie. The zombie's special ability was to travel through the heavens! It was not uncommon to travel through time these days, but to travel through time to the old drama,"Zombie Covenant" Chen Wei was really panicking. "No one loves me. I want to destroy the world." "Humans are so bad. I want to destroy the world." "If you don't love me, I want to destroy the world." The love brain destroyed the world. In this world where the world was destroyed at every turn and followed the rule of "no love, no love, no good ending", it was really difficult to survive. "Fortunately, I can still traverse the heavens." Chen Wei secretly rejoiced. …… Therefore, in the heavens: "Are you the new tenant that Blackie introduced?" "It's a contest of superiority and also a contest of life…eh?" Why are you bleeding me?" "F * ck!" Don't come over!" Ghost Hunter Leon said, Zombies are amazing! I've even seen UFO and the Loch Ness Monster!" Yi Xiaochuan: "F * ck, the Qin Dynasty is really a god!" …… [Chen Wei: So this is how zombies cultivate…]

Dumpling Daxian

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Strange World, I have an all-purpose panel

The war between the gods and demons tore open the crack in the Abyss. The mysterious energy of the Abyss began to envelop the myriad worlds. Endless shadow creatures were born, bringing a destructive disaster to the myriad races. ……… Martial arts flourished in the Divine Martial Continent. Here, someone was unwilling to be ordinary. He swallowed the demon core of ten thousand beasts and became a demon emperor among humans. He established the Heavenly Demon Alliance and controlled the world. Some people died with hatred, turning into strangeness and slaughtering all living beings. Some people didn't want to become gods, but only wanted to wait for someone to return in the mortal world. Some people had transmigrated here just to survive in this chaotic world. His name was Ye Chen. With the help of the System Interface, he had swept through his enemies and destroyed the demons. Step by step, he had reached the peak of martial arts.

Horse farmers without grasslands

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The daughter of a favored general

"Your name is Chang Ning?" The young master in embroidered clothes smiled faintly like the sun in the clouds." Chang Ning can't compare to Chang Ning. How about I call you Chang Ning from now on?" The year she first met Jun Yihan, Yu Changning was only twelve years old. She was in the prime of her youth, and the gentle young master had bestowed her with a name that made her live half her life for him. The path she had walked in her life was too long and too full of twists and turns. It was impossible to describe the thousands of sails she had seen in a few short sentences. In her later memories, the past was too complicated, and some of them were even unclear. Other than that gentle young master who kept her by his side in the name of love, it seemed that there was only a young man in red who was always vivid and lively in her heart. She shook her head regretfully. Let love, hate, anger, and obsession go with the wind. This life was so sloppy and absurd. Don't miss it, don't think about it. Let's take advantage of the time to live in the present. Only then can we be free.

Suyitang

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The only player in the world to clear the game

Lin Qing woke up and transmigrated to a parallel world. Twelve towers of trials descended from the sky, opening the path of human evolution. When he entered the Tower of Trials, Lin Qing realized that every trial world in the Tower of Trials was actually a single player game that he had cleared day and night! [Call of Duty],[Dying Light],[The Last Survivor],[Wilderness Escort],[Hot-blooded Scoundrel]... Just like that, Lin Qing, who was a single-player hardcore player, began his journey to becoming a god, one step ahead and one step ahead. While the people of the world were still racking their brains on how to clear a trial world, he had already stood at the top of the Tower of Trials, looking down at all living beings like a god…

Ruoqing Peak

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