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What to do if accidentally have sex with village belle while drunk

The abandoned infant Wang Xiaoshuai was adopted by the old rogue from a young age. When he grew up, he became the foremost villager of Wanmin Village, leading the villagers to wealth and prosperity, forging a legendary life!

Great Eagle Buddha · Urban

New Life As A Lewd Futanari Succubus (futa smut bdsm r18 sex story)

For more R-18 lewd and depravities check out my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/YuujiEveryleaf An old man dies, torn by regret. Due to his high karma, he has "near-limitless possibilities for reincarnation". He chooses to reincarnate in a fantasy world as a voluptuous futanari succubus with big tits and an irresistible smile. 1st place winner of ScribbleHub's Metus Writing Contest. Discussion and updates: https://discord.gg/SbZe2qv

YuujiEveryleaf · Fantasy

The pinnacle of power: starting with having sex with a female leader

"Mm!" A muffled moan, strained with the effort to suppress emotion, escaped. Cheng Yuan finally inserted his penis into the vagina of the beautiful woman he had dreamed of. Incredibly painful! It was even more painful than her first night as a bride! "It's, it's too big…" "Should I pull out?" Pan Cuilian quickly wrapped her arms around Cheng Yuan, kissing him passionately, tears flowing uncontrollably. "Don't be gentle with me! Go hard!"

Wind Traceless · Urban

Different Sex Story 2

story from literotica (To the reader if mc c*clord by someone just put warning in the title of the story.) I still don't read some of the story.. so I don't know if that story going to ntr(netorare)... well you can leave some comment to the title to alert someone... thats that.... I upload this for my own to read....

CopyKatto · Realistic

Battle and Sex Is All A Primordial Fiend Needs

That feeling of ripping through your enemies and the feel of their hot blood washing over your body. What better way to relax the body after a glorious victory than indulging in the carnal pleasure from conquered women. All Evary Seth desires is supreme power, carnal pleasure, to screw his wife whenever he can and of course, to conquer his ridiculously powerful mother-in-law. Seth wants to be the strongest, but who is stronger? A primordial fiend? Or its creator, a God? What do Gods do when their biggest attack dog turns on them. ****** This book screams smut but please don't forget the first word in its title, do expect smut, but also expect a superb plot with character development and a touch of romance all the way to the end. The book cover isn't mine, if you're the artist behind this masterpiece, and you want me to take it down! I would gladly do it, just inform me in the comments! Cover illustration credit: Unknown

Bad_Bishop · Fantasy

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[Life Providence: Hard work makes up for stupidity] If you study hard, you will be successful. …… In the chaotic times of the demon martial arts world, human lives were like grass. Martial arts grandmasters split gold and crushed stones, and cultivation experts overturned the sea and rivers. Xu Yi had come to this world and awakened the Life Providence of " Diligence Makes Up for Clumsiness ". As long as he was diligent enough, he could learn everything. Hard work pays off. There was nothing fairer than this in the world.

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[Elven World: I am the Lord of the Sea]

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If you don't work hard, you'll have to go home and inherit billions of assets

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Thinking in the morning and rejoicing in the evening

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