matt damon funny story

two stars for just being disgusting ass nationalism.....this author CAN NOT HELP THEMSELVES. Legitimately, he watched the Great Wall Movie with Matt Damon and took it as a personal insult to himself and Han China. How Dare you damage the face of glorious China. I'm sure if I read just more the ending will be with him genociding everything not Jadeveil or whatever the fuck.

Quite interesting. She is not reborn or transmigrated and her background seems to be part of a larger conspiracy... again the sin of introducing the broody ML with no respect for life other than FL's is cliche and introduction is way too early. I don't know who started this style but you are now a sinner who has created a concept that a female cannot carry a story equivalent to how Matt Damon became the ML in a movie about The Great Wall.

I am disappointed in this story. I was expecting a non-human lead instead what I got was a human reincarnated into a parasite that took over a humans brain. There are several parts of the story that confuse me. 1. The romance: Originally Matt was dating two different women Cindy and Alexsi but when Alexsi got pregnant Cindy basically has not been in the story at all. 2. The sentient plant: The plant becomes a cat. I have no idea how or why. 3. Matt: There are two Matt's in the story The human Matt and the Parasite Matt; both are named Matt. It gets confusing as to who is being referred to. The human or the parasite inside him, or is Matt the human that is inside the parasite? 4. Matt's origin story(the possessed one) see what I mean?: All of his information was kept inside a box left on a flashdrive by his parents before they died and apparently the parasite was put inside him as a child. Matt somehow never checked the box and didn't know that he was infected. Also it was encrypted with a password which was the birthday of his first goat which happened AFTER his parents died. How did it get encrypted? 5. Alexsi: She was with Matt when he found out and didn't try to out him/ kill him. Instead she lets him infect her brain with a parasite. (one of his sub-bodies) Basically became his slave without much thought (in my opinion) even when she found out that Matt was manipulating her mind through hypnosis and her dreams. Now that being said I don't hate this novel, there are plenty of things that I enjoy about it. I was just hoping for more of an evil parasite, one who sabotages the ship and kills the crew. Like a plot from Among Us. An Imposter if you will.

Lyra x Matt Story is Amusing and great. System x Matt is annoying. what i mean is his personality is fine but it has WAY too much control of everything. its literally picking skills instead of the Mc Ffs.

Yhis is the funniest in the whole Wedding History. First Matt attending Bella's wedding ceremony. Then her Father scolding Matt and giving him a hint that he had prepare a wedding documents for Matt and Bella at the Civil Registrar and adviding him to kidnap the bride and for them to sign the documents. Matt had stopped the ceremony and abducted Bella with his friends helping him with the get-away car bringing them to the Civil Registrar to sign their Wedding Certificates