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Desastre Natural: Comencé Acumulando Decenas de Miles de Suministros

Después de luchar en el apocalipsis durante diez años, Yao Ran murió y regresó a los tres meses antes de que todo comenzara. Vuelve con odio y sed de venganza, decidida a hacer que aquellos que le deben paguen con sus vidas. Con la herencia de su abuelo, Yao Ran vendió todo y acumuló frenéticamente armas, medicinas, comida y suministros. Afiló su espada, almacenó suministros, ajustó cuentas con sinvergüenzas y villanos, y los pagó con enemistad y amabilidad. Cuando el desastre golpea, comienza su venganza, enfrentándose a un mundo peligroso, y está decidida a sobrevivir más tiempo que en su vida anterior.

ColorfulAutumnWind · Fantasy

Cuidando de un Dios de la Batalla Con Cientos de Miles de Millones en Suministros

Después de transmigrar, Su Ying, General Mayor de las Tropas de Guerra del Fin de los Tiempos, se convirtió en una p*rra que conspiró con un idiota para asesinar a su esposo. Tan pronto como transmigró, se encontró atrapada con dos niños y un esposo discapacitado que podía acabar con su vida en cualquier momento. Su Ying agitó la mano con desdén. Esto era pan comido comparado con las heridas que había tratado en el campo de batalla. Incluso había sufrido por no tener comida ni agua mientras era perseguida. Esto era un paseo por el parque. Su Ying tenía su propio espacio para recursos. Tenía carne en una mano y alcohol en la otra. Mataría a cada asesino que se cruzara en su camino. No solo fue capaz de sanar a su esposo discapacitado, sino que también logró criar bien a sus hijos. Construyó una casa y tierras de cultivo alrededor. Eventualmente estableció su propia civilización e imperio. Era la reina de su propia nación. Una vez que su esposo se recuperó completamente, ella lo ayudó limpiando su nombre y recuperando todo lo que le pertenecía en Shangjing. Luego arrojó los papeles de divorcio sobre la mesa para que pudieran separarse y disfrutar de sus propias vidas lejos el uno del otro. Él apretó la mandíbula. "¡Atrévete a divorciarte si te atreves!" Sus dos hijos le rodearon las piernas con los brazos. "Mami, ¿ya no quieres a tus bebés?" Su Ying se llevó una mano a la frente. ¡Bien, me los llevaré a todos!

Ting Chan · History

Miles de Estrellas Brillantes: ¡Te Mereces lo Mejor!

Hace dos años, Iris Crawford fue burlada por la persona que amaba como una mujer irremediablemente gorda y fue obligada a firmar un acuerdo de divorcio. ¡Ella lo soportó! Durante un incidente de secuestro, él eligió salvar a su amante en su lugar, lo que llevó a Iris Crawford a jurar que haría que esta pareja de amantes tramposos pagaran el precio. Dos años después, regresó delgada y transformada, con su ex-marido canalla continuamente rogando por otra oportunidad, diciendo que había mejorado... Un misterioso joven maestro se dedicó a rodear a Iris Crawford, castigando al canalla y humillándolo públicamente en el proceso: Iris Crawford, no estás hecha para algo mejor; estás hecha para lo mejor como yo.

flourishing beyond one's time · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

dtjiappdev1999 · Fantasy

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