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The Sunshine of Hogwarts, Snape

I'm transmigrating as Severus Snape?! What kind of shitty start is this?! First, let's start by fixing this greasy hair... To hell with the plot, I'll just go meet Harry Potter now. It's better to let him be with me than those 'family' of his. ... In the narrow alley where the rain was pouring. Severus Snape, who had smooth, refreshing, non-greasy black hair and a black umbrella, stretched out his hand to the nine-year-old savior of the Wizarding World who was sitting on the ground with a face full of fear and helplessness. --- Check out my other novels at my Profile... Advanced Chapters: patreon.com/ChickenGOD

God_of_Chicken · Movies

Harry Potter: I Am Snape

Standing by the towers of Hogwarts, having just become the Half-Blood Prince, Snape thought to himself. "Life without Voldemort is the only life worth living." "There never was a Chosen One, but if there must be one, let it be me." "Only children limit themselves to one choice." "No matter how dark the path ahead may seem, a clear mind comes first." In the summer of 1976, these were the words of 16-year-old Severus Snape.

ExoEight_ · Book&Literature

Harry Potter: I became Snape

In the magical halls of Hogwarts, a new chapter begins. Just sixteen years old, Severus Snape awakens in 1976… with memories not his own, and the title of "Half-Blood Prince" newly claimed. It was a time before Voldemort tore his soul into pieces. A time when Nagini still slithered through the dark forests of Albania. A time when Pandora Lovegood was conducting strange and brilliant experiments in Hogwarts' hidden corners. A time when Madam Rosmerta was in her prime—charming, elegant, unforgettable. In this world brimming with opportunity and danger, Snape no longer walks the path of regret. This time, he chooses to live—to truly live—and rewrite everything. -- This is translation

Dragonhair · Book&Literature

Hogwarts i am snape

In 1976, 16-year-old Severus Snape embraced a new life as the Half-Blood Prince. Voldemort had yet to shatter his soul, Nagini lurked in Albania, and Hogwarts brimmed with secrets—Pandora’s daring experiments, Rosmerta’s youthful charm. In this era of possibilities, Snape resolved to seize his chance and explore the wonders of the wizarding world.

readinilham20 · Book&Literature

Transmigration: Into the Life of Severus Snape

George Paddington, an orphan who lost his parents during the COVID-19 pandemic, was a prodigious video game blogger. One fateful day, he dies in an accident while saving a three-year-old child. However, instead of passing on, he wakes up in the Harry Potter universe—inside the body of a 15-year-old Severus Snape, right after his infamous fallout with Lily Evans. Armed with knowledge of the future and guided by Eva, an AI assistant-like system, George must navigate the complexities of the wizarding world. With humor, danger, love, and self-discovery shaping his journey, he embraces the magic, intrigue, and challenges of his new reality. Will he alter Snape’s fate or remain bound to the tragic path history has written? For access to advanced chapters, join [email protected]/Maggie329

Maggie329 · Book&Literature

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Black_Eye_

2023-11-11

i love this fanfiction because i also don't like the ending Snape get in original and it to sad and this fanfiction let Snape it deserving happy ending .. in original Snape is driven to darkness form his childhood to his bully in school and finally he loses his only friend who he also love to his bully which made him turn to dark lord because he lost everything and had no one to support and guide.. that why I will support and follow the story but i hope author does not drop the story in middle ... it very annoying when you find something to your liking and it end in middle .. so hope author to complete the story and love story very much..❤️.

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this fanfiction is really awesome. the first 2/3 chapters are a bit drama queen but after that the story really begins. the story is very original for a "what if Severus Snape at Hogwarts" like other fanfiction. I have enormous hope for this story which exploits things that are little studied. I recommend this story to everyone

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