funny yandere stories

The Yandere Male Lead Chases Me

A chubby little girl was reborn. She received a heaven defying system as well as a drastic weight loss as she advanced in ranks to become a goddess. She started a company, became the big boss, signed on superstars and filmed movies. There were no limits to her counterattacks - face slapping and tumbling around were daily occurrences to her. In the end, midway through her smooth-sailing ventures, her system would always play a few tricks. [Ding! Issuing the main mission: Host, please seduce Mr CEO with all your might!] What?? The goddess was instantly dumbfounded. Hold on!! However, the goddess suddenly turned backwards and her body dashed towards Mr CEO in a manner that was completely out of her control. One step, two steps, three steps… With a crash, she hugged onto him tightly, unwilling to let go even when her life was put on the line.

Qin Yuan · Sci-fi

What Do You Mean I'm The Captain Of A Yandere Mercenary Company?

I thought being laid off from my job was the greatest of my worries but I just had to wake up in a ship's cockpit after my space game crashed. Now I have no map, no friends and no money. But that's ok, I've started from the bottom before! With my starter ship I will scour through space as a Mercenary and maybe even start up a Mercenary Company while I'm at it! This ain't my first rodeo in space after all! Except... Apparently my crew members are weird? The guy who bumped into me yesterday was found sliced up and floating outside the space station. The girl who tried to honeytrap me was reported missing with only a finger found in an alley. And then that merchant who scammed me had his entire ship blasted into bits by unknown vessels the very next day. Some people say my crewmates were behind it but they must be mistaken, right? I only know one thing for sure... In space, no one can hear you scream... *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. Also, gene splicing and cybernetics exist in this story. What does that mean? MC is a futa for one and there's going to be other futas showing up as well. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Draekai · Sci-fi

Ne Demek Bir Yandere Paralı Asker Şirketinin Kaptanıyım?

İşten çıkarılmanın endişelerimin en büyüğü olduğunu sanıyordum ama uzay oyunum çöktükten sonra kendimi bir geminin kokpitinde uyanırken buldum. Şimdi ne haritam, ne arkadaşlarım ne de param var. Ama sorun değil, daha önce de en dipten başlamıştım! Başlangıç gemimle uzayı Paralı Asker olarak tarayacağım ve belki bu arada bir Paralı Asker Şirketi bile kurarım! Sonuçta uzayda bu benim ilk maceram değil! Ancak... Görünüşe göre mürettebat üyelerim biraz tuhaf mı? Dün bana çarpan adam dilimlenmiş ve uzay istasyonunun dışında süzülürken bulundu. Beni tuzağa düşürmeye çalışan kız, bir sokakta sadece bir parmağı bulunarak kayıp olduğu bildirildi. Ve sonra beni dolandıran o tüccarın tüm gemisi ertesi gün bilinmeyen gemiler tarafından parçalara ayrıldı. Bazıları mürettebatımın bunun arkasında olduğunu söylüyor ama yanılıyor olmalılar, değil mi? Kesin olarak bildiğim tek bir şey var... Uzayda, kimse çığlığını duyamaz... *** Notlar: R-dereceli sahneler '*' ve ardından 'R' ile belirtilecektir; R'lerin sayısı ne kadar R-dereceli olduğunu gösterecektir. '*R' yaklaşık %25, '*RR' yaklaşık %50 ve '*RRR' çoğunlukla tüm bölüm anlamına gelir. Ayrıca, bu hikayede gen kırpma ve sibernetik var. Bu ne anlama geliyor? Ana Karakter bir futa ve başka futalar da ortaya çıkacak.

Draekai · Sci-fi

Was meinst du, ich bin der Kapitän einer Yandere-Söldnerfirma?

Ich dachte, dass der Verlust meines Jobs meine größte Sorge wäre, aber ich musste ausgerechnet im Cockpit eines Schiffes aufwachen, nachdem mein Weltraumspiel abgestürzt ist. Jetzt habe ich keine Karte, keine Freunde und kein Geld. Aber das ist okay, ich habe schon einmal ganz unten angefangen! Mit meinem Anfängerschiff werde ich den Weltraum als Söldner durchstreifen und vielleicht sogar eine Söldnerfirma gründen, während ich dabei bin! Das ist schließlich nicht mein erstes Rodeo im Weltraum! Außer... Anscheinend sind meine Besatzungsmitglieder seltsam? Der Typ, der gestern in mich hineingelaufen ist, wurde zerstückelt und außerhalb der Raumstation treibend gefunden. Das Mädchen, das versuchte, mich in eine Honigfalle zu locken, wurde als vermisst gemeldet, wobei nur ein Finger in einer Gasse gefunden wurde. Und dann wurde das Schiff des Händlers, der mich betrogen hatte, am nächsten Tag von unbekannten Schiffen in Stücke gesprengt. Manche Leute sagen, meine Crewmitglieder steckten dahinter, aber sie müssen sich irren, oder? Ich weiß nur eines mit Sicherheit... Im Weltraum kann niemand deine Schreie hören... *** Hinweise: Alle Szenen mit R-Rating werden durch ein '*' gefolgt von einem 'R' gekennzeichnet, wobei die Anzahl der 'R's anzeigt, wie viel davon R-rated ist. '*R' wäre etwa 25%, '*RR' wäre etwa 50% und '*RRR' wäre höchstwahrscheinlich das gesamte Kapitel. Außerdem existieren in dieser Geschichte Gensplicing und Kybernetik. Was bedeutet das? MC ist unter anderem eine Futa, und es werden auch andere Futas auftauchen.

Draekai · Sci-fi

Que Voulez-Vous Dire Par Je Suis Le Capitaine d'une Compagnie de Mercenaires Yandere ?

Je pensais que perdre mon emploi était le pire de mes soucis, mais il a fallu que je me réveille dans le cockpit d'un vaisseau après le crash de mon jeu spatial. Maintenant, je n'ai ni carte, ni amis, ni argent. Mais ce n'est pas grave, j'ai déjà commencé de zéro auparavant ! Avec mon vaisseau de départ, je vais explorer l'espace en tant que Mercenaire et peut-être même créer une Compagnie de Mercenaires pendant que j'y suis ! Ce n'est pas ma première aventure dans l'espace après tout ! Sauf que... Apparemment, les membres de mon équipage sont étranges ? Le type qui m'a bousculé hier a été retrouvé découpé en morceaux et flottant à l'extérieur de la station spatiale. La fille qui a essayé de me piéger a été signalée disparue, avec seulement un doigt retrouvé dans une ruelle. Et puis ce marchand qui m'a arnaqué a vu son vaisseau entier pulvérisé par des vaisseaux inconnus le jour suivant. Certains disent que mes coéquipiers en sont responsables, mais ils doivent se tromper, n'est-ce pas ? Je ne suis sûr que d'une chose... Dans l'espace, personne ne peut vous entendre crier... *** Notes : Toutes les scènes classées R seront indiquées par un '*' suivi d'un 'R', le nombre de 'R' montrant l'intensité du contenu pour adultes. '*R' représenterait environ 25%, '*RR' environ 50% et '*RRR' serait probablement le chapitre entier. De plus, la manipulation génétique et la cybernétique existent dans cette histoire. Qu'est-ce que cela signifie ? Le personnage principal est une futa pour commencer, et d'autres futas apparaîtront également.

Draekai · Sci-fi

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