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Never Judge
Author: wounded_warrior
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Synopsis

Cedric Reyes has a secret, he is the heir and eldest son of the rich and powerful Reyes clan. As tradition all heirs of their family have to go through a form of poverty training at the age of fifteen. They are left to fend for themselves with no contact and barely any money. Since leaving, he's gotten married to Adrianna Herandez, the Treasure of the Hernandez clan. Adrianna's family had always looked down at him due to his humble origins, but Adrianna has always stuck by him. Treated badly by his classmates in the past, and his in law in the present. They are about to encounter the shock of their lives. The Reyes Heir rules the country with his friends, the four princes, who are each from powerful and well respected families. Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/PXnT6AcQWH Follow me: @wounded_warriorauthor on Instagram

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Daily life of a cultivation judge

Yang Qing sighed as he gazed upon the black building that stood tall piercing the skies above with an inviolable aura around it. "The Order sure is black-hearted," he angrily thought as he made his way into the building begrudgingly. The building could be considered his home away from home and a source of endless grief for him due to its unforgiving working hours. The building housed the courtrooms of the Cultivation Order Society, an organization founded to maintain a semblance of order in the ruthless cultivation world of the southern continent who if left to their own devices would sink the whole continent to the ground. Due to how impetuous cultivators were, the cases never stopped. "Yi Jie, what do we have today?" "Two cultivators at the palace realm fought over a treasure and destroyed half of the territory of the blue deer kingdom in their fight, A rogue cultivator is suing the owner of the falling meteor blacksmith shop for selling him a faulty saber that keeps attracting lightning tribulations. A cultivator suffering from pill poisoning is blaming it on the white hilltop restaurant as he suspects they are feeding their spirit beasts pills to make them bigger and fatter. And the last case is 500 families are suing a cultivator by the name of Ren Fu for being negligent as a husband and a father whilst also pilfering their resources dry as he moves from place to place.," Awkward silence ensues........... Join me as we follow Yang Qing in his role as a judge in the Cultivation Order Society with cases and troubles that never seem to end. Fair warning the story has multiple POVs. Re-edited chapter (50/50) Second milestone (79/150) All support matters whether it's power stones, comments, reviews, golden tickets, subscriptions, or those who buy privilege chapters or even lurking readers..I welcome all your support in whatever format it comes in and I thank you for it, It really does mean a lot, especially to rookie authors like myself.

Daynightdreamer · Eastern

Lawyer: Send the Judge to Prison

After traversing to Blue Star, Gu Chen became a trainee lawyer. Having just opened a law firm, he received a case, 【Subway False Accusation of Secret Filming Case】, where two girls falsely accused a man and refused to admit their mistakes, while writing tweets to cyber-bully him online. Defendant's Lawyer: They got depression! Gu Chen: Depression is fake, falsifying evidence, requesting revocation of the opposing lawyer's certification, sentencing ten years in prison! Presiding Judge: I pronounce not guilty! And order the plaintiff to compensate 180,000 for mental damages! Gu Chen: Presiding Judge is practicing favoritism and malpractice, requesting a life sentence for the judge! After a court session, the defendant, the lawyer in trouble, and the judge all ended up being arrested. Spectators: ??? 【Wait, I just came to watch, why do I feel like I'm going in too?】 【This lawyer is so badass! Impressive impressive!!】 【Is this the Lawless Madman?】

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Damn, I recarneted As A Judge in Fantasy World

One moment, Lucas closed his eyes to sleep. The next, he opened them to find himself not in his bedroom, but in a courtroom. Even more startling, he was in a different body. Lucas was confused, but there was no time to dwell on it. Why? Because.... "Your Honour, please sentence him to death!" the prosecutor demanded, looking directly at Lucas, who was seated on the judge's bench. 'It seems I have become a judge.' Lucas realized. -------- [Note:- There will be no Harem, If you want ONLY Harem then this book is not for you, there will be romance. ] Also tell me how do you like it in review, This is my first time writing {Note:- Currently I'm editing all of my strating chapters because of my poor grammar mistakes, I already edited some of starting chapter but still if you found any grammar mistakes please let me know. Thank you.}

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Tell a funny story about a chili judge.
2 answers
2024-11-25 17:20
Once there was a chili judge at a local chili cook - off. He took a big spoonful of a really spicy chili. His face turned bright red instantly and he started fanning his mouth. But instead of saying it was too hot, he just blurted out, 'This chili is like a wildfire in my mouth, but in a good way!' Everyone burst into laughter.
Tell me a funny chili judge story.
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2024-11-09 16:39
At a local chili competition, a judge was known for his tough critiques. He tasted a unique chili that had a strange combination of ingredients. He made a face that was a mix of confusion and pain. He said, 'This chili is like a rollercoaster for my taste buds. It starts off sweet, then hits me with a wall of heat that I wasn't expecting. It's an adventure, but not necessarily a pleasant one.' This comment made the contestants and the audience chuckle.
What makes a chili judge's story funny?
1 answer
2024-11-26 06:23
A chili judge's story can be funny when they break the expected norms. For instance, instead of just giving a simple 'it's too hot' or 'it's well - balanced' comment, they tell a long - winded story about how the chili made them feel as if they were on a roller - coaster ride of flavors. Maybe they start with how the smell of the chili was like a siren call, and then when they tasted it, it was like being hit by a flavor tsunami. Their creative storytelling and departure from the traditional judging statements are what make it funny.
Tell a funny story about a hysterical chili judge.
3 answers
2024-11-22 08:43
Once there was a chili judge at a cooking competition. He tasted a super - spicy chili and immediately started jumping up and down, waving his hands hysterically. He was shouting things like 'This chili is on fire! It's like a volcano in my mouth!' His over - the - top reaction made everyone in the room burst into laughter.
What could make a chili judge hysterical in a funny story?
2 answers
2024-11-22 14:05
A ridiculously hot chili could make a judge hysterical. For example, if the chili has some extremely potent peppers that are way beyond the normal spiciness level. The sudden intense heat in the mouth can shock the judge and lead to a hysterical reaction like screaming or jumping around.
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