American Comics: Investigate the Director of the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s tax issues
After transmigrating, Lin Yu became an employee of the UA Internal Revenue Service.
On the first day, the director of the IRS gave a speech,"In the United States, the IRS is the biggest!" In America, only death and taxes were eternal! From the White House, FBI, CIB, to criminals, everyone has to pay taxes to us!
Hence-
Nick Fury: I'm the director of S.H.I.E.L.D.…Can I pay less? I'm running out of money to build a safe house!"
Tony Stark: "I paid taxes. Don't look at me!"
Ethan Hunt: "I understand. Why do you have to make me pay taxes when I'm on a mission?"
Thor: "Wait, I am the great Asgard…Alright, alright, I'll hand it over, I'll hand it over!"
"You're almost done with your accounts and bankruptcy. If this continues, I'm going to lose my job."
Professor X: "I'm an educating person. Regarding tax evasion…Can I be exempted from reporting other people for tax evasion?"
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Lin Yu: "You're asking me what the commissioner of the tax bureau is?" Let me tell you now.
If the FBI can't solve the case, I'll solve it.
I'll kill those CIB doesn't dare to kill.
If Batman can't solve it, I'll solve it.
I'll investigate those S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't dare to investigate.
In short, as long as you're in America, whether you're flying in the sky, running on the ground, or swimming in the water, you have to pay taxes when you're in front of me!
This is who I am, the commissioner of the IRS. Is that clear enough?"
(All the beautiful comics, not a studio, joy does not reduce intelligence, challenge the longest introduction, longest title.)
United States of America The Star Spangled Banner Oh, say! can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming; Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there: Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In fully glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh, long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion A home and a country should leave us no more? Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution! No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave: And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Oh, thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved home and the war's desolation! Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation! Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust": And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.