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Author: Bad_Wolf_7811
Ongoing · 2.9M Views
Synopsis
An amazing world of cultivation. A majestic world where miracles happen. There is a warrior who defies destiny and forge his own path facing innumerable difficulties ahead. Come and join the life of the person who will go against the set destiny of the cruel world and become something extraordinary. ===== Extraordinary my foot. What is this illogical cr*p? Does it even make sense? If you are doctor, then work in a hospital. What the hell are you doing going after girls? If you are a commander in the army, then bring your army to get revenge on those who wronged you. Why go through the trouble of pretending to be a weakling. You are a useless son in law? Your wife's family thinks you are good for nothing? Then how the hell did you score her in the first place?!!! If they like money so much and you are a hidden millionaire, then why in the name of sanity would you hide this fact and be berated every day?!!! The hell is all this?!!! The more I read it, the more illogical it becomes. Like this all came straight out of someone's as-- [Host, why don't you calm down?] 'You shut up!!! You're the reason I'm stuck here in the first place!!!!' [Host, you need anger management] 'THE FU*K DID YOU SAY?!!!!!' ===== Hello everyone! This is my second novel and so far, nothing is decided. This is just an idea that has been plaguing my mind for quite a long time and I decided to let it out and let you guys decide whether or not I should work on it. Give it a proper read and let me know. You guys will decide the fate of this novel. Also, I would like you guys to come up with proper genres for this story. Bonus chapters: 150 PS for one chapter 300 PS for another chapter 20 GT for two chapters 50 GT for another two chapters 1 Review of 4 stars or above, 1 extra chapters Maximum extra chapters per week: 7 ===== The cover is A.I generated and is not mine. If the real owner would like me to remove it, let me know in any chapter comments. That's it. Enjoy! ~~ Character art: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1B7sHito4UOZqPIK5pPyIFTzgqiaT_ZlU?usp=sharing
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Stuck in Cemetery Funny Story: What Happened?
3 answers
2024-12-09 16:06
Well, once I heard about a guy who got stuck in a cemetery because he followed the wrong path during a jog. He ended up in an old, overgrown part of the cemetery. He was so scared at first, thinking all sorts of spooky things. But then he noticed some really interesting old tombstones with funny inscriptions. He took pictures and when he finally found his way out, he had a great story to tell his friends about his 'adventure' in the cemetery.
Stuck in Cemetery Funny Story: Share Your Own Experience or One You've Heard
2 answers
2024-12-07 14:43
My friend told me that he was in a cemetery for a historical research project. He got so caught up in reading the inscriptions on the tombstones that he lost track of time. When he tried to leave, he couldn't find the exit. He walked around for a while until he saw a little cat. He decided to follow the cat, thinking it might lead him out. And it did! It was really funny how a cat saved him from being stuck in the cemetery.
What makes cemetery cartoons funny?
2 answers
2025-04-14 09:04
Well, sometimes cemetery cartoons are funny because they use dark humor or absurd situations to surprise and amuse us. Maybe it's a character's reaction in a spooky setting or a funny take on traditional cemetery imagery.
What are some funny cemetery stories?
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2024-12-11 19:49
One funny cemetery story is about a groundskeeper who accidentally mowed over a small, fake tombstone that a kid had placed as a prank. Everyone had a good laugh when they realized what had happened.
What could be a funny girl stuck and tickled story?
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2024-10-31 00:09
Well, there was this girl, Ava. She got stuck in a fence while trying to get a ball that went through. Her sister, who found her, decided to tickle her ribs. Ava was wriggling and laughing, and the more she wriggled, the more stuck she seemed. But finally, they got her unstuck and they both had a good laugh about it. This story shows how a simple situation can turn into a really funny moment with a bit of tickling involved.
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