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Dating My Scumbag Ex's Uncle

She was forced by her husband and his mistress to jump into the sea and commit suicide, only to be rescued and taken care of by the jerk's uncle for seven years. He had become her backer and protected her meticulously. For seven years, no one dared to look down on her. Her reputation was tarnished. She had a miscarriage and divorced before. The scumbag ex-husband was also his nephew. On the other hand, he would not marry anyone other than her. He did not care about rumors and barbaric words, and for this, he did not hesitate to go against the entire clan. … Initially, she thought that the most tragic thing in life was to love the wrong person. Later on, she realized that it wasn't. It turned out that the most tragic thing was that you finally found true love, but at that time, you were covered in wounds. She was as cold as ice and he was passionate as fire. She had persisted for seven years, and so had he. In the end, she still lost to that persistent flame and agreed to marry him. However, the night before they were about to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get their marriage certificate, she woke up and returned ten years ago. That year, she was in the prime of her youth. She was still as beautiful as ever, and her youth was not wasted. That year, he was handsome and promising. She looked at herself in front of the mirror and silently cried. "Uncle, this time, I'll give you the best.”

Mountain Springs · Urban

Dating mit dem Onkel meines miesen Ex

Sie wurde von ihrem Ehemann und seiner Geliebten gezwungen, ins Meer zu springen und Selbstmord zu begehen, nur um gerettet und sieben Jahre lang von dem Onkel des Mistkerls gepflegt zu werden. Er war ihr Unterstützer geworden und beschützte sie akribisch. Sieben Jahre lang wagte es niemand, auf sie herabzusehen. Ihr Ruf war beschädigt. Sie hatte eine Fehlgeburt und war geschieden. Der miese Ex-Ehemann war auch sein Neffe. Andererseits würde er niemanden außer ihr heiraten. Er kümmerte sich nicht um Gerüchte und barbarische Worte, und dafür zögerte er nicht, sich gegen den gesamten Clan zu stellen. ... Anfangs dachte sie, das Tragischste im Leben sei es, sich in den falschen Menschen zu verlieben. Später erkannte sie, dass es das nicht war. Es stellte sich heraus, dass das Tragischste war, dass man endlich die wahre Liebe fand, aber zu diesem Zeitpunkt von Wunden bedeckt war. Sie war kalt wie Eis und er war leidenschaftlich wie Feuer. Sie hatte sieben Jahre durchgehalten, und er auch. Am Ende verlor sie doch gegen diese beharrliche Flamme und willigte ein, ihn zu heiraten. Doch in der Nacht bevor sie zum Standesamt gehen wollten, um ihre Heiratsurkunde zu bekommen, wachte sie auf und kehrte zehn Jahre zurück. In jenem Jahr war sie in der Blüte ihrer Jugend. Sie war noch immer so schön wie eh und je, und ihre Jugend war nicht verschwendet. In jenem Jahr war er gutaussehend und vielversprechend. Sie betrachtete sich im Spiegel und weinte still. "Onkel, diesmal werde ich dir das Beste geben."

Mountain Springs · Urban

NEET Receives a Dating Sim System

A 30-year-old Chinese NEET is reincarnated into the body of an otaku that choked to death on instant noodles. As he comes to grips with his new life, he realizes that this world is subtly different from Earth. The denizens of this world are far better looking, and this new world also possesses futuristic technology as well as mysterious Yin Yang masters! After reincarnating, he realized that he was endowed with a miraculous game-like system, which enables him to increase his own stats and transcend the limits of the human body. This system even has a game-breaking ability to save and load in real life! In this new world that’s akin to a 2-D game, he just wants to enjoy life and head for a glorious future... However, he is quickly embroiled in a complex plot. Can he unlock his true potential and utilize his system to break the shackles that confine him and discover the truth about his previous body’s circumstances? Note: This novel have an open ending with multiple possibilities, all fans are welcome to imagine an ending together.

Idle Fish Goes Ashore · Urban

Dating sim loading: My girlfriend is a cunning young lady

Let her shout out: "Oh handsome and sweet-talking Tokyo gentleman, I must have you. You are mine!" This is the story of how a boy from Iwate Prefecture became a Tokyo gentleman.

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