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Wild Whispers: Life with the Tycoon

The most dazzling figure in Beijing, the brutal and cold-blooded Dragon Lord received a phone call, "Husband, when are you coming home?" The man left a room full of big shots in the conference room and slipped away to go home and hold his wife. Ever since the Dragon Lord married his wife, he had become a slave to her whims. "Husband, it's time to hand over your personal savings!" "Okay, I'll give it to you right away." The man leisurely opened his wallet. She was the locked-up little wretch who couldn't escape, but when she opened her eyes again, someone else was in her body. She vowed to carve out a bloody path, from a down-and-out heiress to a national movie queen. She could concoct medicines and poisons and wield seduction as well as violence. Together, the little fairy and the Great Demon King joined forces, slapping faces and tormenting scum, doubling the indulgence in their joy!

Glazed Violet Foam · General

Whispers to the Soul: Surrendering to Love Snare

【Mr. Lin Wife's Love Story】"Boss, in one minute, your wife has scratched a limited edition sports car while driving." "What, has the wife been hurt?" "No." "That's good, you can directly charge the expenses of the car to my account. In future, you will handle similar situations in the same way, as long as my wife isn't hurt herself." Secretary: Boss, do you have any principles left? 【Mr. Lin's Marriage Trick】"Nannan, as long as you marry me, you can still do what you like, go where you want, and I will handle all the house chores." "Hm, sounds pretty good." 【Post-Marriage Complaints】After marrying, An Nan found that a certain man secretly sabotaged her work, reducing it by half, and whenever she wanted to go somewhere, that man conveniently had free time, thus killing her plans for romance in its cradle. Damn, with things like this, why did she even get married: "Lin Mubai, I want a divorce." (This story doesn't involve any third or fourth parties, even if one or two pop-up sometimes, they are just cannon fodder)

Xia Andy · Urban

I Can Hear the Heart's Voice of Traditional Chinese Medicine

Lu Xuan, a graduate of Zhijiang University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, travels to a parallel world that doesn't value traditional Chinese medicine much. Because of his forthrightness, he offended the department head and was sent to work at a Health Center. Originally thinking that his life was almost over, Lu Xuan discovered that he could hear the Heart's Voice of traditional Chinese medicine. "Aversion to cold, fever, obvious tenderness with rebound pain in the entire abdomen, positive psoas sign..." [Intestinal abscess, how unlucky this guy is. Use downward-draining method to relieve, attack and expel, moisten and unblock to guide the stool and eliminate stagnation to cleanse substantial heat, this illness... rhubarb, mirabilite... it's up to you.]

Jiang Taisun · Urban

Chinese Medicine: Starting with Daily Intelligence

Can Traditional Chinese Medicine cure illnesses? Of course, it can. But the counterfeiting of medicinal herbs is shocking. For example, Red Ginseng, which should be prepared from Ginseng, is replaced by merchants with cheaper American ginseng. It would be a miracle if such Chinese medicinal herbs could cure any illness. Li Xu has bound himself to the [Daily Intelligence System]. [Intelligence 1: Yiyao Hall in the Chinese medicinal herbs wholesale market has just received a batch of genuine Malva nuts.] [Intelligence 2: Guangyi Trading is boiling and dyeing hyacinth beans, worth 20 yuan/jin, to pass them off as Sour Jujube Seeds, worth 800 yuan/jin.] [Intelligence 3: Three wild Danggui of excellent quality are growing on the ridge of Peach Mountain, west of the city. They have matured, please collect them in a timely manner.] [Intelligence 4: Your next-door neighbor, Hu Wenguang, has a kidney yin deficiency. You can use two liang of Goji Berries, seven qian of mulberries, one liang and two qian of rehmannia root...] Using good herbs, prescribing good formulas, and applying good acupuncture... Li Xu will let the world know what true "curing illness upon treatment" means!

Hei Tian Tian · Urban

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

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