first date joke story

Billionaire's First Doting Marriage

Xia Yangyang receives her 20th birthday present by witnessing her boyfriend and her best friend in bed. The next moment, she ends up marrying the most eligible and wealthiest bachelor in the city, Gu Qichen. From then on, she levels up and becomes invincible. Xia Yangyang’s jerk ex-boyfriend tries to win her back, while her scheming friend plots against her. Mr Gu comes to her rescue and seeks revenge on her behalf. She has a vicious half-sister and a stepmother who makes things difficult for her. Mr Gu retaliates and teaches them a lesson. Everyone knows that Mr Gu is ruthless and cold-blooded. But no one has ever seen how he pampers and dotes on his wife…

Feng Family's Seventh Child · Urban

First Marriage, then love: wife, never divorce

Five years ago, she replaced her twin sister to marry him who was burned beyond recognition and even became a eunuch. Five years later, when they met again, he pressed her against the wall in the corner A low voice sounded with doubt. "Is your daughter mine? " The corners of her mouth curled into a sneer. "Are you sure you have the ability to do that? " His originally cold face instantly turned into the darkness before the storm His voice was fierce and low as he growled, "woman, you are challenging me! "

Joe Mai · Urban · MTL

I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Tricked by a soothsaying mother, during the ghost year, ghost month, ghost day, and the wide-open Ghost Gate, I sneaked into the deep mountains with a Zhang Family heirloom, the Star Stealing Life-changing Talisman. By a mix-up of Yin and Yang, a devastatingly beautiful thousand-year-old female corpse absorbed some of my life force, and she awakened... Kids over 12, please watch this book together with the little buddy on your back, and don't block his view! (Note: don't turn back now, because he has also seen this text!)

Luoshen 2 · Horror

Let's Squander A Billion First!

After Chuzheng is suddenly pronounced dead by a system all of a sudden, her only worry in life becomes—spending money. Ever since she gets stuck with this system, her back is no longer sore and her legs no longer ache. Heck, there isn't even a time when she goes out of breath. System: Let us set a small goal first and squander a hundred million... Little Miss, stop right there! Don't activate the invincible mode! (▼皿▼#) Chuzheng: Can you please explain what is this thing that is leeching off me? Random Thing: Babe, you can do whatever you want to me. Chuzheng: (touches her blade) In-In that case, I will not stand on ceremony. System: Little Miss, please put the saber down right this instant! (▼へ▼メ) #LittleMissAlwaysDoesAsShePleases.

Mo Ling · Sci-fi

The First Legendary Beast Master

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic. Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could. But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last? Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master. Want to join the community for updates and upcoming news? Check out the discord. https://discord.gg/aokiaku

Aoki_Aku · Fantasy

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JikoAR

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just a joke about murim world and thats it, i know it funny for the first two times but if the story just revolve around the joke of murim world its became the murim world itself

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Venerable02

2025-03-12

I read everything in one go, at first I thought it would be a load of crap literally, but I read to the end of chapter 2 and I loved it damn it and before I knew it I was done and up to date 🗿, I love the plot, the drama, the interactions and the joke about the resignation letter, please more stuff like this makes you love what you write damn it, here go my stones

Inverse Fate: I Get Rewards by Inversing the Heroines' Fates!

WildCatMan · Anime & Comics

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kevin_saputra

2020-12-24

hmm interesting story, very few stories about Mushoku Tensei even if there will always be dropped when mc goes to Eris house, continue the author of this story until the end, even though at first a bit horrified by the anime joke but still fun apart from the joke.

Mushoku Tensei Arthur

Roxy_Greyrat21 · Anime & Comics

1 Chs

Lycrat

2020-01-27

Great story. Though at first, it threw me off as people throw cardboards(lame joke lol). Still its a great story. A gem. 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🙄🙄🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🙄🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😍🤗🤗

The Cardboard Explorer

BakedBiscuit · Fantasy

89 Chs

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Tell a short story about a first date joke.

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2024-11-29 10:05

A couple went on their first date to a mini - golf place. The guy tried to show off and took a really hard swing. But instead of hitting the ball, he hit the ground so hard that the club bounced back and hit him in the face. He looked at her and said, 'Well, at least I made a good first impression... on the grass!'

Share a short story involving a first - date joke.

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2024-11-29 07:14

A first date at the zoo. The girl was looking at the monkeys and said they were so cute. The guy replied, 'Yeah, but they don't have to worry about making a good first impression like I do. I'm sweating more than a monkey in a sauna right now!' His self - deprecating joke made her giggle and made the date more relaxed.

What is a funny cartoon joke about a bad date?

2 answers

2025-06-03 11:11

Well, imagine a couple on a date and the guy spills his drink all over himself. The girl just looks shocked and says, 'Is this how you always charm dates?'

A joke is a joke

1 answer

2025-01-17 00:00

Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.

Short story joke

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2025-02-28 04:29

Micro-fiction was a form of literature that expressed profound emotions and thoughts in a short form. Below is a micro-novel that I hope you will like: A bird flew into an unfamiliar forest and met a rabbit. The rabbit asked the bird,"what are you doing here?" The bird replied,"I am looking for my home." The rabbit said,"Where do you belong?" The bird replied,"I don't know, but I have to find it." The rabbit flew to the bird and tried to catch it. The bird saw the rabbit and flew away. The rabbit caught up, but the bird had already flown away. The rabbit felt very depressed. He asked the other animals,"why do birds always fly away?" A squirrel said," A bird's home does not lie in its home, but in its soul." This story tells us that everyone's fate depends on our own heart and not our environment.

Wang Wang Whale Fall

A single thought could form a mountain, a single thought could form a river, a whale could fall ten miles, and all living things could be reborn. When I resurrected from the deep sea and crawled out of the abyss, I always thought that the heavens had mercy on me and allowed me to start over. Later on, she realized that it was to meet better people, relatives, friends, and lovers. Ps: This is a Doujinshi novel about the Internet King and Conan. The female protagonist is a profiler who specializes in criminal psychology. The story of solving crimes and feelings go hand in hand. The first half of the volume, named Ke's morning light, has been completed. In the early stages, the main topic was about some of the problems left behind by the female lead. It was more about solving cases and brotherhood. The emotional scenes were in the second volume.

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Super God Buddha Lottery System

Ye Yu had transmigrated to the Supreme Divine Universe. Fortunately, he had a lottery system. This lottery system could draw anything, including props that could travel to other worlds. Until he drew an item called the Random Time Travel Card. From then on, he began to practice his skills in the myriad worlds in order to survive in the dangerous Supreme Divine Universe. "Currently, the main world is a super divine universe. Temporarily transmigrating to the world [Savage Blade in the Snow](End). Under a single person (End). Devour, wait for the world. The subsequent world is still undecided. I hope readers can give their opinions!!"

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reasonable action

His daughter had gone missing and was imprisoned. His father, who was in his forties, once again held a gun and started a global rescue with the momentum of cutting off his head and body!

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Mysterious hacker

Year 7109 "Ding ~ Target program successfully hacked in." "Destroy." On the pitch black building, a young man wearing a black hooded trench coat. The sound of an explosion came from afar. Guards were everywhere downstairs, and many helicopters were on standby in the air. All of this was to catch the mysterious hacker who made people tremble in fear. Lin Bei was a student in an ordinary high school. No one knew that his other identity was actually a world-famous super hacker. In this era of advanced technology, hackers would become the world's most important force.

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After a car accident, the world in Xu Chuhe's eyes changed drastically. The huge bloody eye that appeared in the sky, the mysterious broadcast that sounded in the examination hall, and what was the " mother " at home? The world's mask of peace and gentleness had been torn off, revealing its cruel and tyrannical true colors. Sometimes, ignorance was a kind of happiness!

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