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My Cell Prison

Being re-birthed as a cell, Han Dong utilized the power of the Prison code and came into a parallel world where the Ancient Ones have awakened. A steam powered civilization, horrifying subspaces, the Ancient King of the Eternal Night and strange monsters lurking outside the city. The door of Destiny has been opened - Crusaders, Library, Control, Machinery and Mysticism would become the new growth system for human development. The hymn of Humanity is the song of courage! The brave and dauntless Knights Regiments, riding into the world ruled by the Ancient King to seize back the freedom that belongs to mankind.

Yellow Shirt Fatty · Sci-fi

Undead Mage from a Cell

Gu Xi discovers a small problem. He has been clubbed and thrown into a cell. To avoid becoming the first player to fail before even completing the class change, Gu Xi decides to advance to the Undead Mage ASAP. "Big brother, did you call me out?" "I am Gu Xi, hoping to make a contract with you and borrow your power to become an Undead Mage."

Yu Min · Games

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

Cell Prison

Being re-birthed as a cell, Han Dong utilized the power of the Prison code and came into a parallel world where the Ancient Ones have awakened. A steam powered civilization, horrifying subspaces, the Ancient King of the Eternal Night and strange monsters lurking outside the city. The door of Destiny has been opened - Crusaders, Library, Control, Machinery and Mysticism would become the new growth system for human development. Not actually mine .. posting for a friend .. (if u know what i mean)

BigAL · Sci-fi

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Two days. Four cell phone recharges. This story is definitely one of the best stories I've ever read. Both in the theme of the story and in any other story. I'm looking forward to more chapters and getting to the Oscars soon.

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Overall an excellent beat em all and accumulation story ! Love it. No surprise my prefered phone game is accumulation clicking button Egg inc. :-) Please keep it coming! Checkin the app on my cell Phone 10 times a day. It drives me insane ! No Grrrr

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She was once a proud daughter of heaven whose name shook the capital, but because of a sinister imperial edict, she fell into the abyss and became as low as dust. When everyone alienated her, mocked her, and bullied her, only her childhood sweetheart remained deeply in love with her. She was full of hope, but she did not expect that on the wedding night, the wedding wine would become soft and the marriage contract would become a divorce contract. She, Yan Guanqing, could only watch her childhood sweetheart and her sister in the red silk tent. All because of his sister's words: " The army is lacking a beautiful woman like sister. Why don't we let sister take over? It's also good for sister to do her part for the court." He ignored their past friendship and sent her to the army as a prostitute, where she was trampled to death. She died with hatred and was reborn. She took every step carefully and schemed against people's hearts. She personally sent those who had harmed her loved ones to hell. In a palace banquet, she showed off her sharpness and actually argued with the contestants from neighboring countries until they vomited blood. She was amazing and did not expect to attract the attention of wolves. Not only did this wolf sneak into her boudoir, but he also vowed to steal her heart. A chase between a wolf and a sheep began. Fragment: " Your Highness, something bad has happened," the guard reported in panic." I heard that Miss Yan wants to marry the Southern Barbarians." Hearing this, a certain prince said indifferently," Write a letter to the Emperor immediately. The Southern Barbarians have become more and more outrageous these years. I will lead my troops south and expand the territory for the Emperor." The guard was shocked. "In case I die on the battlefield and I don't have a successor, it's time for me to marry Miss Yan." The guard was sweating. His highness was skilled in martial arts and had extraordinary wisdom. He had the reputation of a god of war. How could his ability to lie almost fool him? More exciting moves to the main text.

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Strange Revival: Evolving from Skeleton

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From now on, I'm a legend

He was the scumbag that the young ladies hated more and more. He was the ancestor that the little bad guys were willing to kneel down to. He was the all-powerful golden headhunter in the workplace... Many years later, a great change came. Overnight, he became the hope that everyone believed in…

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Pirate Concretization Fruit

This was originally the story of a group of idiots, who had no sense of direction, thieves, liars, lechers, mature women, moose, perverts, skeletons…This group was full of unreliable characters. However, Moso, who was trapped in reality and stranded on a deserted island, had no choice but to leave through these sand sculptures. Under the smile of the young man in the straw hat, he somehow became one of the sand sculptures. Thus, in the days and nights of regret, he accompanied that idiot with the straw hat on his journey to become king. However, before the young man became a king, Moso broke through the red earth continent that surrounded the world and gathered at the moment of the four seas... ------ In the early stages, they followed the boat flow, and in the later stages, they did big things.

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