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Sexy Seduction
Author: River Popping
Completed · 376.6K Views
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The mistress business is a way of life for a specific group of women. One important thing is that it's not a low threshold industry—you need deep experience and a ruthless touch. A lot of folks think of me as the top dog in this game. All I can say is, if you've been through what I have, you'd be just like me...

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My Sexy Female CEO

Descendant of the Sun God, son of the Divine Emperor, the future Savior... All these identities infused into one being. Lin Yifan did not know who he was, nor did he understand his responsibilities. All he knew was that for love, he could give his all; for love, he could break through the heavens and slaughter the stars...

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God of War Ye Fan: Sexy sister-in-law insisted on marrying me

Five years ago, after a car accident, Ye Fan fell from a demonic prodigy to an "idiot"! Five years later, on the same day, his seven older brothers and three uncles all perished on the battlefield, a family of ten loyal martyrs! At the funeral, Ye Fan's fiancée called off their engagement. The stunning sister-in-law declared on the spot, "If you didn't want to marry him, I will! I am willing to carry on the Ye Family line..." Ye Fan felt uneasy, "Sister-in-law, please don't. I'm really not an idiot anymore!"

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Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

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Apocalyptic Flood: Sexy Beauty Neighbor's Midnight Plea for Food

Six months of continuous heavy rainfall has caused global floods. The Arctic glaciers melted, sea levels rose, and seawater flowed backward into rivers. Ancient viruses sealed in ice have been revived, leading to biological mutations and racial evolution. Everyone is trapped at home, unable to go outside. Liang Yuan unexpectedly awakens a Lottery System, which not only allows him to win various daily necessities but also different attributes. When everyone is struggling with a lack of food and clothing, Liang Yuan is enjoying steak, drinking red wine, and having a meat-filled diet every meal. A sexy and alluring neighbor, wearing a spaghetti strap bodycon dress, knocks on his door late at night: "Little brother, can you lend some food to your sister?" Liang Yuan: "Sis, isn't everyone short on food nowadays? Do you really just show up empty-handed to borrow food?"

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Diluvio Apocalíptico: Súplica de Medianoche por Comida de la Sexy y Hermosa Vecina

Seis meses de lluvia continua y fuerte han causado inundaciones globales. Los glaciares árticos se derritieron, el nivel del mar subió, y el agua de mar fluyó hacia atrás en los ríos. Virus antiguos sellados en el hielo han sido reactivados, llevando a mutaciones biológicas y evolución racial. Todos están atrapados en casa, incapaces de salir al exterior. Liang Yuan inesperadamente despierta un Sistema de Lotería, que no solo le permite ganar varios artículos de primera necesidad sino también diferentes atributos. Cuando todos están luchando con la falta de comida y ropa, Liang Yuan está disfrutando de bistec, bebiendo vino tinto, y teniendo una dieta llena de carne en cada comida. Una vecina sexy y seductora, vistiendo un vestido ajustado con tirantes finos, llama a su puerta tarde en la noche: "Hermanito, ¿puedes prestarle algo de comida a tu hermana?" Liang Yuan: "Hermana, ¿no está todo el mundo escaso de comida hoy en día? ¿Realmente vienes con las manos vacías para pedir comida prestada?"

Step onto the auspicious clouds · Sci-fi
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Can you share a funny sexy adult short story?
1 answer
2024-11-28 23:01
Since adult content is not proper to be shared, here's a humorous short story. There was a little dog that always thought it was a big dog. One day, it saw a huge Saint Bernard and barked at it as if it was the same size. The Saint Bernard just looked at it amusedly. The little dog's owner was so embarrassed but also found it really funny.
How to write a funny sexy non - adult short story?
3 answers
2024-11-28 22:05
To write a funny non - adult sexy short story, focus on creating a light - hearted and charming atmosphere. For example, you can start with an interesting character, like a clumsy magician. Describe his attempts to perform magic tricks that always go wrong in a funny way, but he still manages to be endearing. Add a bit of romantic or flirty undertones without being vulgar. Maybe he tries to make a flower appear for a girl he likes but instead gets a bunch of feathers. This creates humor and a touch of'sexy' in the sense of being cute and appealing.
Adult-level funny short story recommendations
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2024-12-29 11:36
There are a few funny short stories that I can recommend to adults. Among them were " I Raised A Sweet Movie King " and " Bad Friend, Follow Me." These novels were full of humor and interest, suitable for readers who liked funny stories.
Tell me a funny adult short story.
1 answer
2024-11-25 14:51
An adult named Mary was at a work party. There was a karaoke machine. Mary, who had a terrible singing voice but a great sense of humor, decided to sing a very difficult song. As she started, everyone was shocked at how off - key she was. But by the end, everyone was laughing and clapping because she was having so much fun. Mary became the star of the party for making everyone laugh with her awful yet enthusiastic singing.
Are there any non - adult sexy short stories?
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2024-11-21 17:30
Yes, there are some stories that can be described as 'sexy' in a non - adult sense. For example, some stories about a passionate and romantic encounter between two people that is more about the emotional and aesthetic connection rather than sexual explicitness. Such stories might focus on the chemistry and attraction between characters, like a story where two people meet at a beautiful beach and feel an instant pull towards each other, with the description of their glances, light touches, and the building of a romantic relationship.
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