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Heart Over Sword
Author: Kelly_Starrz
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Synopsis

Evanna’s world came crashing down the moment the physician gave her mother 6 months left to live. But after discovering a long, lost secret hidden by the elves, the sheltered and naïve princess sets off on a quest to find the one item that could change the hands of fate. In order to do this, she must come face to face with the Flori, the heartless and deadliest of the elven kingdoms. Her plan disintegrates when she is caught red-handed in the elven kingdom, where the penalty for even crossing over to their land is death. However, the princess soon finds herself to be the shiny new toy for the cold-hearted elven prince to play with; determined, she does what she must to survive. Will she be able to escape from his clutches and make it home in time to help her mother, or will she find herself falling deeper into the elven world he introduces her to? [ COMPLETED ] *** SNEAK PEAK *** [ MATURE CONTENT ] "Do you know what we do to thief's here, Evanna?" She placed her fork of meat down on the plate soundlessly, her attention still on the king. Evanna subconsciously held onto the knife still. "No, your highness," Evanna replied politely. The king glanced at the prince, and she followed his gaze. "We chop off their hands," The prince finished. Evanna watched and pulled her hand back in time for the prince's knife to slam into the table where her hand was placed. She gasped; another hand had been stabbed, sticking them to the wood. A loud yelp sounded from behind her. Within a flash, the prince stood up, pulled a sword out from his side, and swung it down on the man's wrist, dismembering the hand from his body. Blood squirted out and coated the table before her, along with her plate of food. The man fell back, wailing and holding his wrist. Evanna watched in shock as the guards came forwards and dragged him away. She looked back at the prince, who was wiping his blade with a handkerchief nonchalantly before sheathing it. Her attention was brought back to the king, who continued to eat as though nothing had happened. "Just remember that the next time you wish to steal from us." The king said lightly as he relaxed his cutlery and stared at Evanna, "You may be my son's new plaything, dressed up to look pretty, but do not fool yourself into thinking that he will release you once he is bored of you. You took something of great importance to him." ------------------- DISCLAIMER: *MATURE CONTENT* Graphic Violence Strong Language Sexual Content Attempted Rape ----------------- Book Cover Design: I own the book cover so please do not use it :) Artwork illustrated by @if.__art Graphic design done by @katielord.designs Both found on Instagram^^ ------------------- Support me on Instagram: @kelly_starrz or join me on discord where you can chat to me/ ask questions: Kelly_Starrz#5020 Discord server: https://discord.gg/MHMdRRqUYa --------------------

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Invincible Over the World

The strong are always lonely, only by defeating loneliness can one become invincible in the world! Huang Xiaolong, a Direct Disciple of the Shaolin family on Earth, inexplicably crossed over to the Martial Soul World carrying the supreme Martial Arts secret text, "Yijinjing". In the Martial Soul World, one can only cultivate Fighting Energy and become a warrior if they possess a Martial Soul. However, Huang Xiaolong, who originally had a super heaven-defying Mutant Martial Soul, was mistaken by his family for an ordinary Mutant Martial Soul during the awakening of his Martial Soul. But Huang Xiaolong, who possessed an "ordinary" Mutant Martial Soul, time and again revealed his astonishing talent, time and again defeated so-called supreme geniuses, and time and again shocked his family and the entire Martial Soul World!

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Winning Him Over

"You are my treasure, and anyone who touches you is stealing," he said, his possessiveness deep in his bones. That's why, in her past life, Lu Fengxuan ran away desperately until, on her deathbed, she came to a sudden realization. Reborn, she clung tightly to her husband's golden thigh, simultaneously tormenting scumbags and lovey-dovey couples without any delay. Dared they call her stupid, unruly, selfish, and greedy? The lord waved his hand dismissively: "Throw them all into the sea to feed the sharks!" Did they say she disrespected her elders and bullied the younger ones? The lord picked up his child, a smile of utter indulgence on his face, "I've spoiled them. Any objections?"

Round Lion · Urban

Over The World, Beyond Heaven

Amidst the darkness, there was only emptiness and the horizon was nowhere to be seen. After fainting from practicing martial arts, “Zheng-Fu”, the weak, powerless boy from the Tian-Tang Clan, opened his eyes with unexplainable pain. “Why is it so dark? What’s happening to me?!” That was when the memories of him and his previous self “Jin-Yang”, a Xianxia world geek boy, mixed in his brain. People believed he was useless and could not be a martial artist, bringing dishonor to his father, an Elder of the clan who had great martial arts skills. Even though he was without power, with the knowledge from his previous world, even the world and heaven had to bow to him!! Useless and weak child of the clan, huh? Just wait, he would become the most powerful person of the clan and make his parents proud!!

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When "God" Decides To Start Over

Mysterious gates appeared all around the world a few decades ago. Beings emerged from the gates and brought disaster upon humanity. Humanity called them Demon Spirits. It wasn’t until the advent of Demon Suits and Demon Suiters that humans stood a fighting chance. For some perplexing reason, the world’s number one Demon Suiter, Li "God" Xiu abandons his identity to start over again as a newbie trial-taker. He enters the gates to participate in all sorts of trials, in a bid to seek out the reason that enticed his best friend into becoming a trial-taker. These trials weren't the run-of-the-mill dungeons, ranging from game sports (soccer, basketball, baseball, etc) to athletics. Just as fortune favors the brave, what would Li Xiu obtain on his quest? “Are you telling me he’s a greenhorn?” the other trial-takers frustratingly ask while watching Li Xiu's feats that prove why he's the number one Demon Suiter.

Twelve-Winged Dark Seraphim · Eastern

Became a salted fish pretend heiress and handed over the system

Xia Yue feels her life is as melodramatically convoluted as a novel. The family that raised her for more than twenty years isn't truly hers, and she's merely a counterfeit rich girl. After confirming she's indeed not a child of the Xia family, she takes the initiative and moves out, making space for the real heiress. And then, she gets knocked out by an object in the courtyard of her new home, and ends up being bound to a system. This system has no sense of martial morality, even going as far as imposing tasks on her forcibly. But the system doesn't care about her complaints, constantly pestering her. Xia Yue is so annoyed, it's giving her a headache. So, she decides to get rid of the system.

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Can you share some funny pulled over stories?
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2024-12-05 01:28
Sure. Once my friend was pulled over because the police thought his car looked like one involved in a minor incident. But when they checked, it was just a case of similar models. My friend ended up chatting with the police officer about cars for 10 minutes and they both had a good laugh.
What are some common elements in funny pulled over stories?
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2024-12-03 10:22
Often, it's the odd things that catch the officer's attention. For example, strange bumper stickers or decorations on the car. Also, the reactions of the drivers play a big part. If they are overly nervous or overly confident in a funny way, it can make for a great story. Say a driver starts doing some really goofy dance moves when they get out of the car thinking they are in trouble, but it turns out to be a simple check.
Funny getting pulled over stories. Can you share some?
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2024-11-20 14:47
I once got pulled over because the officer thought my car was a different color in the bright sun. He was really confused when he got closer and saw it was just a trick of the light. It was so funny how his face changed from stern to a bit embarrassed.
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There are often many stories about a new character being pulled into the Twilight universe. Some might involve the character becoming a part of the vampire - werewolf drama, perhaps befriending Bella or getting caught in the middle of the Cullens' and the Volturi's power struggles.
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There was a case where a person was pulled over for speeding. The driver thought they were going the speed limit but the radar showed otherwise. After showing his license and registration, he received a ticket. But he later learned a valuable lesson about always double - checking the speedometer.
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