Traveler from the Heavens: Starting from becoming a second generation zombie
(Welcome to the new book, The Heavens: From the Unspoken Secret.)
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He was bitten at the beginning and became a second-generation zombie. The zombie's special ability was to travel through the heavens!
It was not uncommon to travel through time these days, but to travel through time to the old drama,"Zombie Covenant"
Chen Wei was really panicking.
"No one loves me. I want to destroy the world."
"Humans are so bad. I want to destroy the world."
"If you don't love me, I want to destroy the world." The love brain destroyed the world.
In this world where the world was destroyed at every turn and followed the rule of "no love, no love, no good ending", it was really difficult to survive.
"Fortunately, I can still traverse the heavens." Chen Wei secretly rejoiced.
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Therefore, in the heavens:
"Are you the new tenant that Blackie introduced?"
"It's a contest of superiority and also a contest of life…eh?" Why are you bleeding me?"
"F * ck!" Don't come over!"
Ghost Hunter Leon said, Zombies are amazing! I've even seen UFO and the Loch Ness Monster!"
Yi Xiaochuan: "F * ck, the Qin Dynasty is really a god!"
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[Chen Wei: So this is how zombies cultivate…]
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