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You Think I Won't Talk?
Author: XimenoideX
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Elizabeth, a girl with an unusual personality is reincarnated into the body of a mute woman in what appeared to be medieval times. However, the people surrounding her seemed familiar. She had transmigrated as the dead villainess's older sister in a +19-rated novel she read long ago in her past life. Marianne, the previous owner of the body, had a tragic past. Abused by his obsessed older brother and little sister, the part of her soul left in the body doesn't give Elizabeth freedom. Now she will discover the truth behind Marianne's condition, experience unknown feelings, and recall her past to overcome these new difficulties. 'I'm gonna go crazy...how is it that this girl didn't even have her name mentioned in the novel?... some authors really are idiots...' _________________________________ Give some love to my other book too ^^~ • Barbaric Spouse, Descry the Night's Lure * To find my book you have to either search the title or my pen name. It will not show on my profile. _________________________________ TAGS: #R18 #SlowPaced, #Romance, #Smut, #Medieval, #Trauma, #Father&Daughter... (Sigh... so many tags... do emphasise #SlowPaced ^^) _________________________________ This is an original Story ^^ Author: XimenoideX

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Transformation Diagram: Starting as a Skinny Dog

Chen Ku wakes up to find himself a hardworking herbalist in Snake Fish Town. Fortunately, he possesses the Transformation Diagram in his mind. "All that is detrimental to me is Evil Qi, which can be slain to obtain Evil Qi and used to achieve the Seventy-Two Transformations." "[Proceed with Skinny Dog Transformation?]" "Transform!"

Lu Luxiu · Eastern

Please Stop Talking

Ye Feng had mutated, his body can obtain the corresponding superpower according to the information he heard! His deskmate, Wang Qiang: “If only I had an expert hacker as a friend, that’ll be great!” Computer amateur Ye Feng immediately turned into an expert hacker. Anywhere with the Internet was his territory! Wang Qiang: “Brother Feng, do you want to learn martial arts?” The moment he said that, Ye Feng had a burst of strength and became a martial arts grandmaster! Girlfriend: “Ye Feng, do you know how to drive?” Ye Feng was about to say ‘no’ but in the end, countless pieces of information flooded his mind and he immediately became a veteran driver! ... "Please stop talking, everyone!" In less than a year, Ye Feng was omnipotent. He had a look of distress, feeling like he’s not even a human being but an omnipotent almighty expert! This book is also called "Am I really a human being", "I really don't want to be omnipotent" and "Why is it so hard to not be an expert ah"...

The Suckling Pig · Urban

Dog Of War Summoning System

Thousands of Planes Connected, An Eternal Battlefield to be explored. How will Samuel, with the ability to summon countless warriors face this new challenge and develop his family to the strongest existence on the Eternal Battlefield?

DescriptionPanda · Fantasy

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

DCreativeApkDev · Fantasy

QT:Discussing the correct posture to eat Dog Food

Synopsis: Gou Liang was originally a small office worker of the Space-Time Administration Bureau but because of a weird questionnaire, he was sent to multiple worlds in order to complete a mysterious and arduous mission — to use the correct posture to awaken lord god. Traveling through space and time, he experienced world after worlds of lives before realizing something. It turned out, the gentle and sentimental lord god had been alone by himself, guarding the long and endless period of time that he had forgotten… this book is a quick transmigration novel, this is the story of a foodie go-getter and a dimple-loving lord god. A strawberry flavored scholar youth, a lemon flavored cold and aloof film emperor, a snow pear flavored black belly… however, the edible target became the person whom he shared the rest of his life with. Gou Liang’s life underwent sky toppling and earth turning changes. The you in the next world as well, what flavor would you be? 16 worlds in total: School Campus: Strawberry Flavored Scholar Gong Entertainment circle: Lemon Flavored Film Emperor Gong Ancient Time: Honey Tangerine Flavored Shadow Guard Gong WuXia: Papaya Flavored Senior Brother Gong Beastmen: Pineapple flavored Beastmen Gong Ghost Spirits: Snow Pear Flavored Dead Gong Ancient Time: Grape Flavored Regent Gong Apocalypse: Banana Flavored Boss Gong Interstellar: Pomegranate Flavored Sentinel Gong Modern: Citrus Flavored Aristocrat Gong Mecha: Sweet Jujube flavored Lunar New Year Gong Ancient Time: Durian Flavored Battle God Gong Magic: Watermelon Flavored Blackened Gong Cultivation: Cherry Flavored Disciple Gong Fantasy: Blueberry Flavored Demon King Gong Celestial World: Bayberry flavored Senior Immortal Gong Not my novel ! Not my translation ! Translators: KunLin, TaoTao, SilverRain, Bluemoon. Editors: Amaris, Grump, Mimishijie, Rubhyl, Vez, Blarghette Release Schedule: Sporadic Source : Chrysanthemum garden It's not gonna be completed as the translator have stopped translating this !!

Tour_Freak · Fantasy
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Tell me a funny talking dog story.
1 answer
2024-11-14 03:31
There was a little talking dog named Charlie. Charlie lived with an old lady. One morning, the old lady was making breakfast when Charlie said, 'I think we should have pancakes today, not eggs.' The old lady was so surprised she almost dropped the pan. 'Since when do you give me cooking advice?' she asked. Charlie replied, 'I've been thinking about it all night. Pancakes are just better today.' So they had pancakes, and Charlie sat there happily wagging his tail as he ate his share.
What are some elements that make a funny talking dog story?
1 answer
2024-11-14 05:12
The absurdity of a talking dog itself is an element that makes the story funny. It defies the normal nature of dogs. Then there's the language the dog uses. If it uses big words in a wrong but funny way, like 'I am in dire need of some vittles, good sir.' It also depends on the context. If the dog is talking in a serious situation, like a courtroom, and says something like, 'Your honor, I was just chasing my tail, not causing trouble.' And the relationship between the dog and the other characters in the story. If the dog is bossing around its owner or making friends with other animals by talking charmingly, it can be very humorous.
Make up a funny story about a talking dog and a clumsy magician.
2 answers
2024-11-01 19:15
Once upon a time, there was a talking dog named Max. One day, a clumsy magician named Bob came to town. Bob was trying to do a magic trick where he made a rabbit disappear. But instead, he accidentally made his hat disappear and it landed on Max's head. Max started barking at the hat, thinking it was a strange new toy. Bob tried to get his hat back but every time he got close, Max would run away with the hat still on his head. The whole town watched as the dog and the magician chased each other around, it was a hilarious sight.
What is the story about the talking dog in the cartoon?
3 answers
2025-09-19 14:53
The story might be about a dog that can communicate with humans and has various adventures.
What is the story of the talking cartoon dog Roxanne?
3 answers
2025-05-21 22:50
It's about a dog that can talk and has all kinds of adventures in a fantasy world.
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