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Demonic Cultivation: Starting As a Horse Bandit

[Demonic Path Cultivation + Cold-Blooded + Ruthless + Eerie Immortal Path] [Male protagonist is a regular man, has women but no main female lead.] Xu Sanyan, born as a horse bandit, understands the harsh truth that human life is as insignificant as grass. Kill, or be killed. To survive, he cuts off his compassion, unleashing his darkest self. For a single cultivation technique, he slaughtered a city and wiped out villages. For a spell manual, he cut down those he once cherished. From the "Blood Demon Corpse Refining Technique" to the "Soul-Condensing Ghost Art," his cold blade drips with countless lives. In a world like this, he knows reliance on others is futile. Xu Sanyan’s only desire is to wield his blade and cultivate his inner strength to claim the celestial fruits beyond the Nine Heavens. Translator's Note: if you think this story might be similar to Korean "Demon Sect" stories then be warned because the themes explored in this novel maybe too graphic and inappropriate for certain audiences. Although I have seen reviews on my previous novel (RDC) stating that it wasn't as demonic as the synopsis made it out to be. But since I am bringing this to you, I feel this is my responsibility to put in this disclaimer. Still in the beginning phases of translation, so I don't know how true the synopsis is to the story. If you do find it to your tastes don't forget to leave a 5-star review. Read ahead on Pa.treon@CindelTL

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Tell me the 'the horse and the snail funny story'.
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2024-11-13 16:27
There was this horse and a snail. The horse was always showing off how fast it could run. One day, they decided to have a race. The horse was so confident that it didn't even look where it was going properly. The snail, on the other hand, carefully planned its route. As the horse was running like crazy, the snail just inched along. Eventually, the horse got lost and the snail won the race. It shows that being slow and careful can sometimes be better than being fast and hasty.
What is the moral of the 'the horse and the snail funny story'?
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2024-11-13 00:44
One moral could be that we should not underestimate those who seem less capable. The horse thought the snail was no match because of its slow speed, but the snail proved it wrong. Also, it might teach us that sometimes haste makes waste. The horse's rush led to it getting lost while the snail's slow and steady approach won the day.
What makes snail comics funny?
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2025-06-20 22:50
The humor in snail comics often comes from their quirky characters and unexpected situations.
Why are snail cartoons considered funny?
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2025-05-31 00:38
The reason snail cartoons are funny is that they play on the idea of slowness and persistence. It's amusing to see them taking their time and facing challenges in a way that's different from other characters. Also, their expressions and reactions can be exaggerated for comedic effect.
What makes a funny snail cartoon?
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2025-04-12 09:03
Well, for a snail cartoon to be funny, it could have elements like funny dialogues between the snail and other characters, or the snail doing something completely out of the ordinary. Also, a humorous visual style can contribute a lot.
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