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Church of the Evening Bell

Silas Sotos started as an outsider, dabbling in arts best left unknown. Now, can he harness his god-touched powers and navigate the treacherous currents of faith, law, and cosmic dread to save a city that barely understands the forces threatening to consume it? And what will be the price of his unique salvation? If you crave a dark fantasy that masterfully blends occult beginnings, thrilling detective work, Lovecraftian horror, and a protagonist whose power is as dangerous as it is extraordinary, then prepare to be captivated. The true shadows of Bayne City are calling.

The_Pen · Fantasy

Take Me To Church

Alejandro Dominic is a powerful and promiscuous man with trust and intimacy issues, and a taste for innocence. He does not believe in any higher deity and sees himself as a god. He lays his eyes on the beautiful Christian girl, Isis, and oaths to make her his, for Alejandro always gets what he wants... Isis is a breath-taking Christian girl who questions the practices and morale of her faith and her family. She seeks for adventure and finds it in the form of Alejandro. Despite Isis’ moral qualms becoming the epicentre of the sacrifices that Alejandro needs to make in order to win Isis’ love, their cultures clash so beautifully. Yet, will she have him praying for his soul? What will unfold in this story of two different worlds ? Read on.

Zoe_Amour · Urban

Forbidden Entanglement; The Church of Ashes

“Father… you move like you wanted this.” A soft laugh brushes against his ear. “Isn’t this forbidden in the Church?” ... Father Damian Vale is a man of strong faith, control, and quiet ambition, guiding a town that lives and breathes through the Church. When suddenly a sister goes missing and a broken girl brings news of something far worse, for the first time in his life, his world begins to crack. And he learns... there are men who do not fear God. Men like Dimitri Volkov. As bodies surface and threats grow bolder, Damian is pulled into a darkness he cannot pray away. Until the night he meets the man behind it all and is not killed… …but taken. What begins as hatred slowly twists into something far more dangerous. Obsession, obedience and desire. But then freedom finally comes, Damian is faced with a choice: Return to a life that no longer exists… Or stay with the man who destroyed it.

WhisperWitch_001 · LGBT+

After The Church Exiled Me I Became The Fallen Hero

After he found out the truth about god and after the church took his DNA, they exiled him, and now he allies with the church's enemy (the devils) to take his revenge on the people who used him

kemariomiller · Fantasy

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