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Reincarnated as a Lizard
Author: PurpleSpring
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A soul has been reincarnated into a world full of magical races, from elves to dwarfs and beastmen to powerful dragons. Sadly, the soul did not even have enough karma for the cheapest humanoid race, humans. So, the soul decides to become a lizard for some extra karma. Follow Scaly, a weird lizard in some god forsaken dungeon. Hoping to evolve enough to one day become a dragon! ~ Follow the adventures of the small lizard Scaly on her path towards becoming a great dragon in the future!

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Can you share a funny injured lizard story?
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2024-11-09 07:56
Sure. Once I saw a lizard on a branch. It suddenly tried to jump to another branch but misjudged the distance and hit the side of a fence instead. It landed on the ground looking all dazed. But then it quickly scurried away as if nothing had happened. It was really hilarious.
Tell me a funny lizard story.
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2024-11-15 15:38
Once there was a little lizard. It was trying to climb up a wall. But every time it got a few inches up, it would slip back down. It was like it was in a comical race against gravity. After several attempts, it finally found a tiny crack in the wall and managed to get a good grip and climbed all the way to the top. It then sat there looking very proud as if it had just conquered the world.
What is the funniest injured lizard story you've ever heard?
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2024-11-08 19:17
A friend told me about a lizard that got its tail stuck in a spider web. It was flailing around trying to get free. Every time it pulled, it seemed to get more tangled. Eventually, it managed to break free but half of its tail was still in the web. It ran away with a rather odd - looking short tail. It was quite funny.
What can be a really funny lizard story?
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2024-11-15 17:51
Well, here's one. A lizard was sunbathing on a rock. A bird flew by and dropped a twig right next to the lizard. The lizard, thinking it was some kind of new enemy, jumped about a foot in the air and then ran and hid behind another rock. It peeked out a few seconds later, saw the twig was still there, and then very slowly came out and nudged the twig with its nose, as if to say 'What are you?' It was so hilarious to watch.
What makes lizard comics funny?
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2025-05-28 15:38
Lizard comics can be funny because of the way they play with proportions and give lizards human-like personalities and actions. Also, the absurdity of the settings and storylines adds to the humor.
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