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Bl fan stories deliver all you can ever want in a gay novel. From werewolf fantasy to dragons, vampires, elves, demons, and humans. So, what are you waiting for? Let's go on a ride! These are shorts on most of my lead characters and our amazing side characters chosen by their fans. Put on your shoes, and let's go for a hike! Contains erotic chapters. Exclusively 18+

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What are some of the most memorable funny newborn stories?
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2024-11-15 19:01
There was a baby who, when being bathed for the first time, peed right into the warm water. The parents were a bit shocked at first but then they just laughed. And from that day on, they were always extra careful during bath time. The baby's innocent little accident became a funny family story that they still talk about years later. Well, the baby is now a toddler and they love to tease him about his first bath 'flood'.
Can you share some funny newborn stories?
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2024-11-15 17:46
There was this newborn who had an amazing ability to sleep through anything except for the sound of the vacuum cleaner. Whenever the vacuum was on, he would wake up and start making these curious cooing noises as if he was trying to communicate with the 'big noisy monster'. His parents found it hilarious.
Can you share some funny newborn baby stories?
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2024-11-13 20:05
Well, there was this newborn who had a full head of hair. When they put a little hat on him for the first time, he somehow managed to wiggle it off within minutes. And when the nurse tried to put it back on, he started making these gurgling sounds that seemed like he was protesting. It was hilarious. Also, a baby girl once yawned so big right after birth that it looked like she was trying to swallow the whole world. It was so adorable.
What are some of the most memorable funny newborn baby stories?
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2024-11-13 01:19
One really funny story was about a newborn who, during his first bath, was so startled by the water that he let out a high - pitched squeal. But then, as soon as his mother started singing softly, he calmed down and seemed to enjoy it. It was a mix of funny and heartwarming. There was also a baby who would make a really loud snorting sound when he was sleeping, as if he was imitating a little pig. His parents found it so endearing and it always made them chuckle.
Benefits of newborn reading stories.
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2024-12-09 18:43
It also promotes bonding. When a parent or caregiver reads to a newborn, it creates a special and close moment. The baby feels the warmth and security of the person reading, and this emotional connection is really important for the baby's overall well - being.
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