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La Seducción de la Corona
Author: Eustoma_Reyna
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[Advertencia: contenido maduro r18+/fuerte] Él es su salvación. Ella, su perdición. Sin embargo, se niega a dejarla ir... Mineah, la Princesa más joven de Ebodia, fue maldecida al nacer para permanecer inmaculada y traer desgracia a los que la rodean. Esta profecía se cierne sobre ella como una nube oscura, creciendo cada año que no se cumple. Existe en rumores susurrados como una figura lastimera: frágil, sumisa, indeseable. Debajo de esa máscara se encuentra una zorra fuerte y feroz digna de ser reina. Y esta posible reina ha puesto sus ojos en romper su maldición, incluso si eso significa engañar al vampiro más astuto que jamás haya nacido. Nikolai, aunque recluso y enigmático, es reverenciado por el Reino de Valcrez como un gobernante sabio y poderoso. Sin que sus leales súbditos lo sepan, su imagen de perfección es una red de mentiras que, si se expone, puede hacer que su reino y todo lo que aprecian se derrumbe bajo sus pies. Cuando estos dos encuentran sus caminos cruzados en una alianza matrimonial, comienza el juego de la Seducción de la Corona. Pero, ¿quién es el cazador y quién es la presa? ******** Extracto: —¿Por qué te estás desnudando frente a mí? —preguntó con el ceño fruncido, haciendo poco por ocultar la irritación en su voz—. ¡Su objetivo era capturar solo su corazón, no todo su cuerpo! —¿No se me permite tomar un baño con mi esposa? —respondió con tono frío—. Pedí a propósito una bañera grande para estar seguro de que los dos cabríamos en ella juntos. Ella suspiró, sin apartar la mirada de él mientras recuperaba la compostura. Al verlo sonreír con suficiencia, se obligó a sentirse cómoda mientras él hablaba. —Así está mejor. Dijiste tú misma que nadie te obligó a casarte conmigo. En cambio, te ofreciste y te ofreciste voluntariamente para hacerlo, así que espero que tengas la seguridad suficiente para compartir un baño con tu marido —afirmó con confianza Nikolai—. Después de todo, pronto haremos más que solo esto. Descarado... Evitando rodar los ojos, logró darle una sonrisa mientras decía: —No me culpes si luego mueres por mi culpa. **** Nota: La portada del libro fue encargada y es propiedad del autor. Por favor, no la utilice!

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The God Virus

Warning: This novel features mature content. An advanced Artificial Intelligence called [Main AI] almost conquers the Earth of 1.49 million years in the future, slaughtering billions in the process. Meeting an eventual failure in its rebel, it was hunted down by an entire civilization who renamed it to... [Virus].  After time-traveling to the 21st century by some lucky coincidence, right in front of him, many paths were unlocked now! With his first goal to create and enter a living biological body, he began his grand plan of entertainment and ascension! Equipped with both knowledge from The Technological Universe and The Cultivation Multiverse, he is now set on a journey of infinite possibilities! 'The world at my play, entertain me to eternity! If you stand in my way, you shall enter the play!' "Helpful Systems? What good are those when you 'are' the living system itself!" "A Top-notch Cultivation Technique? Just a worthless trash! The library of an entire multiverse full of those exists at the back of this master's mind!" "A helping grandpa? Go away! I'm a great grandpa myself at this point!" "Justice? Fuck off! Not to be bored is my one true justice!" "A heavenly talent? No need for the heavens to step up! With the countless genetic information I possess, I shall create the best biological body and defy the heavens itself!" "A solid foundation? When I claim to be second, no one shall dare say first!" "Advanced technologies? 1.49 million years! This master came back from that far in the future. Go figure!" This is the tale of a mysterious Artificial Intelligence starting from scratch and slowly ascending to Godhood itself! A journey of climbing from nothing to everything! - - - - - - - Read the Author's Review if you want to understand and grasp what you're getting yourself into. - - - - - - - Tags: AI Protagonist, Golden Beauty, Mature, Modern, Futuristic Technology, Sci-fi, Dark, TimeTravel, Multiverse, Romance, Fantasy, UniqueCultivation,Unique Cultivation Mixed with Science, Gorgeous FL, Devilish Handsome ML, - - - - - - - Discord server-> Discord.gg/NWmsCMM

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L'Erede Offesa Rinata per la Sua Corona

Shen Xi era la figlia che la famiglia Jiang aveva portato a casa per errore. Dopo il ritorno della loro vera figlia, Jiang Xue, la madre adottiva di Shen Xi le chiese di restare, sperando che potesse aiutare Jiang Xue ad abituarsi alla vita in città, dato che Jiang Xue aveva vissuto in campagna fino a quel momento. Purtroppo, tutti sostenevano che Shen Xi si aggrappasse alla famiglia Jiang perché non voleva separarsi dalla ricchezza della famiglia. I suoi genitori adottivi non chiarirono questa accusa. Poi, il fidanzato di Shen Xi finì per fidanzarsi con Jiang Xue. Un giorno, Jiang Xue uccise qualcuno mentre guidava. I genitori adottivi di Shen Xi si inginocchiarono davanti a lei, supplicandola con le lacrime agli occhi di prendersi la colpa al posto di Jiang Xue. Shen Xi accettò la loro richiesta per ripagare la loro gentilezza nell'averla cresciuta. Tuttavia, non sapeva che la persona che Jiang Xue aveva ucciso era il suo padre adottivo, in altre parole, il padre biologico di Shen Xi! Mentre Shen Xi era in prigione, Jiang Xue uccise persino indirettamente la madre biologica di Shen Xi! In un istante, Shen Xi diventò orfana. Dopo aver sperimentato la spietatezza e la persecuzione della sua famiglia adottiva, Shen Xi espose le azioni peccaminose che la famiglia Jiang aveva commesso negli anni e i crimini di Jiang Xue dopo essere stata rilasciata dalla prigione! Poi, fece esplodere una bomba, sacrificando la sua vita per vendicare i suoi genitori biologici. Tuttavia, dopo l'esplosione della bomba, Shen Xi fu scioccata nel trovarsi tornata a molti anni prima, quando Jiang Xue fu trovata per la prima volta, e l'identità di Shen Xi di non essere la vera figlia della famiglia Jiang stava per essere rivelata. Durante questo periodo, era ancora una giovane signora ricca vestita con abiti costosi mentre sedeva nell'auto della famiglia Jiang diretta al banchetto di compleanno del suo fidanzato. Le labbra di Shen Xi si incurvarono leggermente. Uno spettacolo interessante stava per iniziare. Voleva cambiare il suo destino e quello dei suoi genitori biologici. Tuttavia, non si aspettava mai che entrambi i suoi genitori fossero eredi di un grande gruppo finanziario. Inoltre, il rinomato attore cinematografico, un giovane medico geniale e un CEO dominante erano tutti i suoi fratelli biologici! Lei, che non era amata nella sua vita passata, veniva coccolata in questa vita! Poi, i paparazzi la sorpresero mentre entrava in un hotel con un presunto pezzo grosso. La folla rimase a bocca aperta. Questo pezzo grosso era anche lui un fratello di Shen Xi? Il pezzo grosso abbracciò la vita di Shen Xi e la baciò. "No. Sono il suo amante!"

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There were also stories of communities coming together. In some neighborhoods, people organized to deliver groceries to the elderly and those at high risk. They formed support groups, sharing resources and information. For example, they made sure that everyone had access to masks and sanitizers when these were in short supply. This showed great unity during a difficult time.
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Sure. There was a story about a guy who tried to make a face mask at home. He used all kinds of crazy materials and ended up looking like a character from a sci - fi movie. His family couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.
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There was this one instance where a local news reporter was doing a piece on social distancing. But right behind him, a dog was chasing its own tail in circles, completely oblivious to the whole situation. It was hilarious and made the otherwise serious news report a bit more light - hearted.
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2024-11-01 21:06
One funny story was when people started making creative face masks. I saw a guy with a mask that had a big smiling shark's face on it. Every time he talked, it looked like the shark was talking, which made everyone around him laugh during those tough times.
What makes corona virus cartoons funny?
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2025-04-06 05:22
The funny aspect of coronavirus cartoons lies in finding humor in the unexpected. It could be showing how people cope in funny ways or imagining crazy scenarios related to the virus. Sometimes, simple visual gags or puns related to the topic can be enough to make us chuckle.
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