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Punto de vista del Joven Maestro: Un día desperté como un villano en un juego

«¿Ahora lo entiendes?», gritó ella en un tono que se encontraba entre la molestia y la decepción. «¡No puedes burlar a los Sabiontes! ¡Son los seres más inteligentes de los dos reinos!» «Tienes razón», murmuré, desviando la mirada con un suspiro solemne. «Cometí un error. Fui arrogante al pensar que un simple humano como yo podría engañarlos». —¡¡BOOM!! «...¿Q-qué ha sido eso?» «¿Mmm? No estoy seguro. Quizás deberías ir a preguntarles a los seres más inteligentes de los dos reinos. ¡Ah, espera! No puedes. Los he matado a todos». --- Mi nombre es Samuel Kaizer Theosbane. El último día de instituto, me peleé con un chico al que solía acosar. Fue una pelea estúpida y sin sentido. Y en medio de ella, tropecé y me golpeé la cabeza contra una roca. Fue entonces cuando los recuerdos me inundaron... Recuerdos de una vida diferente. Recuerdos de otro mundo. De repente, todo cobró un retorcido sentido. Me di cuenta de dos cosas. Primero: estaba dentro de un juego al que solía jugar en mi vida pasada. Segundo: era un villano. ¡Un villano! ¡Y no del tipo genial, misterioso y trágico! No, yo era el peor tipo de cliché: un Joven Maestro mimado, insufrible y arrogante. Del tipo que encontrarías en esas historias de fantasía mal escritas. ¡Ya sabes a qué tipo me refiero! Ese al que todo el mundo odia. Ese al que el héroe le daría una paliza para demostrarles a todos lo fuerte y justo que es. Sí. ¡Yo era ese tipo! Mi destino era ser un trampolín para los personajes principales, ser manipulado por un Príncipe Demonio y morir como un perro. ¿Y el héroe? El héroe era el mismo chico al que había estado acosando todo este tiempo. Con el que acababa de pelearme. Se suponía que él era el salvador de este maldito mundo. Un mundo al borde de la destrucción, acosado por guerras, calamidades y un futuro sombrío que solo yo conocía. Y esperando al final de todo estaba el antagonista final. La pesadilla imbatible. ...El Rey Espiritual. Pero, ¿podría siquiera llegar hasta el final? ¿Podría realmente sobrevivir en un juego donde la derrota era la única certeza? ¿Un juego que ahora se había convertido en mi realidad? «Ah, a la mierda». No tenía ni idea de si podría. Pero estaba más que seguro de que lo intentaría. Extorsionar a los extras, manipular a los personajes principales, alterar la historia a mi favor, robar los objetos chetados del héroe, matar a los villanos mucho antes de que pudieran convertirse en amenazas... Nada estaba por debajo de mí. ¿Se verían afectados los personajes principales por mis acciones? ¡Excelente! ¿Cambiaría la historia? ¡Aún mejor! Lo único que me importaba era yo. Mi supervivencia. Mi vida. Mis decisiones. «Viviré esta vida sin remordimientos». ...Pero como pronto descubrí, el destino no se cambiaba tan fácilmente. Y el precio por reescribir tu destino era alto. ==========

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