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I Received Messages From Future Self!
Author: Your fatty
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"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend." An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact. Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past. Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb. Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight. "Is this some kind of joke?" Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door. Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die. In the early morning: 00:00:00 Fang Xiaocao was woken by the knocking sound. She was just about to turn on the bedside lamp when she remembered that bizarre message. She pulled back her hand and stayed put until dawn, only to know her neighbor next door, a woman living alone just like her was murdered at midnight... Fang Xiaocao was suddenly covered in a cold sweat. Hot Noodles: To celebrate our narrow escape from death, go to the flea market before three in the afternoon, stall number 7, and buy the seventh inkstone on the left-hand side. The seller's bottom price is 80, but the inkstone is worth 8 million. After last night's ordeal, Fang Xiaocao inexplicably chose to believe. She successfully bought an inkstone for a hundred dollars, and later discover it was indeed a imperial inkstone from the Qing Qianlong era, worthing 8 million! Fang Xiaocao stood there, dumbfounded! Following the message's instructions, she bought a second-hand car. But little did she know, the guidance was linking her into a series of events that dragged out a murder case and a fortune worth two small goals. Who on earth sent her the messages? It's really her future self? Or it's some kind of bizarre game?

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Can you share some funny text messages stories?
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2024-11-11 20:16
Well, I have a story. My mom texted me 'I put my phone in the fridge by mistake. I thought it was my sandwich!' It was really silly. And once, my neighbor texted 'I chased a squirrel out of my yard and it ran up a tree and then stared at me like it won.' These text message stories are just the little comical moments in our daily lives that we can share and laugh about.
What are some of the most memorable funny text messages stories?
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2024-11-11 15:04
There was a time when a coworker texted 'I fell asleep at my desk and when I woke up, I had typed a bunch of random letters on my computer. I think I was dreaming about typing code.' This was really funny as I could picture him waking up to a mess of letters on his screen. Another story is when a friend texted 'I put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Yuck!' These are the kinds of stories that stick in your mind because of their humor.
Funny Autocorrect Text Fails in Horror - Related Messages
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2024-12-03 10:27
In a group chat about horror movies, a guy was typing about the 'eerie silence' in a particular scene. However, autocorrect had other plans and turned it into 'eerie since'. It completely disrupted the flow of his description. Others in the group were waiting for him to continue with the spooky details but had to wait while he corrected the autocorrect mistake. This shows how autocorrect can be a hindrance when trying to share horror - related content as it often changes important words that create the atmosphere.
Share some scary text messages stories.
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2024-12-06 23:46
A young woman once got text messages with disturbing pictures and threats. The pictures were of places she often visited. The threats were like 'You won't be safe here much longer.' She called the police right away. The police traced the number and found out it was a mentally unstable person who lived near her. Thankfully, they were able to stop him before he could do any harm.
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2024-12-04 09:18
A man got a series of text messages with just pictures of his own house at different angles. No words, just those pictures. At first, he thought it was some kind of mistake. But then the texts became more frequent. He got scared and installed security cameras. It was a group of burglars scouting his place. Thankfully, because of his quick action, he was able to prevent the burglary.
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