Daniel transmigrated into a trash novel and became the first antagonist, Owen. Owen, despite being powerful and incredibly talented, was unfortunately a simp for the female lead and ended up with his soul annihilated. But Daniel is not going to let that happen! [Ding, congratulations to the host for awakening the Slacker System!] [As long as you do nothing and remain completely lazy, you can receive unlimited rewards!] I, Daniel, despise simps! Anyone who wants to be one can do so, but I will just be a slacker! [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier weapon — Celestial Staff!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier armor set — Angel Set!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier skill — Supreme Fusion!] Perfect, let's continue slacking off! [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier skill — Celestial Gardening!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier scroll — Modern Industry!] [Ding, host is slacking off, received God-tier book — Modern Medicine!] Wait, why the fuck are all these about? [Ding, congratulations to the host for reaching sage-tier level 9!] Very well, from now on, let me fix the plot of this novel. The story is just beginning!
How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Ten. 1st draft. Hero changes light bulb. 2nd draft. Villain changes light bulb. 3rd draft. Hero stops villain from changing light bulb. Villain falls to death. 4th draft. Lose the light bulb. 5th draft. Light bulb back in. Fluorescent instead of tungsten. 6th draft. Villain breaks bulb, uses it to kill hero's mentor. 7th draft. Fluorescent not working. Back to tungsten. 8th draft. Hero forces villain to eat light bulb. 9th draft. Hero laments loss of light bulb. Doesn't change it. 10th draft. Hero changes light bulb.