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Asked you to write a book, not to confess your criminal record!
Author: Cabbage Cabbage Cabbage
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Lin Chuan, a struggling writer, finally got his golden finger—the Career Life Experience System. Randomly experiencing a profession, after the experience is over, novels will be generated based on Lin Chuan's experiences. But Lin Chuan found that the professions he experienced were all too sketchy! Swindler, Assassin, Hacker, Touch Gold Captain... Corresponding novels were born: “Swindler,” “Hacker Kingdom,” “Touch Gold Notes,” and others came into existence. Before he knew it, his works became popular. Selected reader comments: “This book describes things too realistically, this is definitely an autobiography!” “With you confessing and me confessing, Mr. Lin will end up in prison sooner or later.” “Author Lin Chuan (×), Suspect Mr. Lin (√)” Unexpectedly, the reader's prophecy has come true! The police showed up, “We suspect you're involved in serious illegal and criminal activities!” Lin Chuan, “Huh?” The police, “The crimes in your novels, they're your actual deeds, right?” Lin Chuan's vision went dark. Done for, I've written myself into the station, but I'm really not a criminal suspect!!!!!!

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Pablo Castillo was the worst, the evilest, the biggest criminal in the whole world. He was the ominous figure known as Criminal X. It’s a name that sends shivers down the spines of those who utter it. His past, a mysterious enigma, shrouded in darkness, only adds to the legend of the world’s most notorious criminal. However, Pablo’s reign of heinous crimes comes to an abrupt end when a specially trained military force, an elite group made especially to capture Pablo, finally apprehended him. The capture of Criminal X sent shockwaves around nations, for this man had defied all laws and moral boundaries. The world watched as he was brought to the highest court to face the consequences of a lifetime of malevolence. The International Court of Justice, in a bid to administer justice that matches the magnitude of his crimes, bestowed upon him the most excruciating execution ever conceived. The world erupted in celebration as news of his demise spread like wildfire. An international holiday was declared, a day of liberation from the tyranny of Pablo Castillo. The day was named with triumphant fervor. They all called it—World Independence Day. Pablo Castillo was a man so evil that even the kindest of Gods couldn’t find pity for him. But… Some Gods needed that man. That too, Desperately. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

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Te pedi para escrever um livro, não para confessar seu registro criminal!

Lin Chuan, um escritor em dificuldades, finalmente conseguiu seu dedo dourado—o Sistema de Experiência de Vida Profissional. Experimentando aleatoriamente uma profissão, após o término da experiência, romances são gerados com base nas experiências de Lin Chuan. Mas Lin Chuan descobriu que as profissões que ele experimentou eram todas muito suspeitas! Trapaceiro, Assassino, Hacker, Capitão de Toque Dourado... Romances correspondentes nasceram: "Trapaceiro", "Reino dos Hackers", "Notas de Toque Dourado" e outros surgiram. Antes que ele percebesse, suas obras se tornaram populares. Comentários selecionados dos leitores: "Este livro descreve as coisas de forma muito realista, isto é definitivamente uma autobiografia!" "Com você confessando e eu confessando, o Sr. Lin acabará na prisão mais cedo ou mais tarde." "Autor Lin Chuan (×), Suspeito Sr. Lin (√)" Inesperadamente, a profecia do leitor se tornou realidade! A polícia apareceu, "Suspeitamos que você esteja envolvido em atividades ilegais e criminosas graves!" Lin Chuan, "Hã?" A polícia, "Os crimes em seus romances, são seus atos reais, certo?" A visão de Lin Chuan escureceu. Acabou, eu me escrevi para a delegacia, mas realmente não sou um suspeito criminoso!!!!!!

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TAMAT [Novel ini sedang dalam tahap revisi dan pengeditan] Note : Buku kedua dan ketiga akan segera diterbitkan. Harap bersabar karena proses pencocokan plot dan lain-lainnya membutuhkan waktu yang lumayan lama. Warning : [ 18+ ] dilarang untuk pembaca di bawah umur. Banyak konten kekerasan dan pembunuhan sadis di dalam novel ini. Harap dedek2 kecil yang belum cukup umur, baca saja novel kakak-kakak Author lain yang lebih sesuai rating yaa ?? Silahkan add friend saya di Facebook : Audy Here Saya biasa update beberapa informasi tentag FLWC di fb. Silahkan di Add yaa. Terima kasih Sinopsis : Apakah mungkin untuk jatuh cinta dengan kriminal? Earl, seorang perwira militer kelas menengah yang tertimpa berbagai masalah rumit dalam hidupnya. Suatu hari, Ia harus menangkap Arthur, pria jangkung seperti Slanderman, sang bos mafia nomor satu yang menjadi buruan semua penegak hukum dunia. Top criminal level SSS! Dapatkah Earl menangkap Arthur? Atau justru dirinyalah yang terjerat pesona memabukkan no.1 kriminal ini? Jatuh cinta pada seseorang yang sangat berbahaya. Cinta terlarang antara Perwira dengan kriminal top. Akan jadi seperti apakah kisah cinta mereka berdua? Dapatkah Earl menangkap Arthur? Atau justru dirinyalah yang terjerat pesona memabukkan kriminal no.1 ini?

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Can you share some funny stupid criminal stories?
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2024-12-05 03:00
Here's one. A man stole a TV from a store. But instead of running away quietly, he started dancing in the middle of the store with the TV in his arms. The store employees quickly called the police and he was arrested while still dancing.
What are some of the most memorable funny stupid criminal stories?
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2024-12-03 08:10
There was a thief who stole a smartphone. He was so excited that he took a selfie with the stolen phone and accidentally uploaded it to the owner's cloud account. The owner saw the selfie, informed the police, and they were able to track the thief down easily. This is a great example of how modern technology can backfire on stupid criminals.
What are some details in the best stupid criminal stories?
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2024-12-04 15:36
In some of these stories, like the one where a criminal tried to rob a bank. He planned to write a threatening note but used his work ID card as the paper. The bank teller saw his name and photo right away. Also, there was a case of a shoplifter who put items in his pants but they kept falling out as he walked around the store. He didn't even notice until the store security stopped him. It just shows how clueless some criminals can be.
Can you share some of the best stupid criminal stories?
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2024-12-04 12:54
Sure. There was a criminal who tried to rob a bank. He wrote his demands on a piece of paper and handed it to the teller. But he accidentally gave the teller his own shopping list instead. Another one is a burglar who broke into a house and then called the police himself because he couldn't find the way out.
What are the characteristics of stupid funny scary stories?
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2024-12-07 05:25
Well, one characteristic is the unexpectedness. For example, in a story, you might expect a real monster but then it turns out to be a small, harmless animal doing something silly. Another is the over - reaction of the characters. When they get scared over something that's not really that scary, like a shadow that looks like a demon but is actually just a tree branch, it's both stupid and funny.
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