funny i told you so stories

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!

Fairy Elfie · Urban

I Have A City In An Alternate World

Tang Zhen transmigrated to an apocalyptic world, where humans struggled to survive in various buildings that they built because the ground was covered in lethal dangers that were invisible to the naked eye. Tang Zhen transmigrated along with his mutated cell phone that was packed with miraculous applications. There were all kinds of cities – some could fly in the sky, some could submerge into the ocean while some could become invisible – and shocking secrets were hidden within them. The power of Tang Zhen’s city was… He established a city and quickly leveled up his army with speeding tools. Then, he dominated this alternate world by seizing other cities. He sat at the very top. Beneath his feet was a vast floating city guarded by dragons and surrounded by angels. Countless cannons were also set up at various corners of the city. A million miles ahead, in the depths of the ocean, there was another city as large as a continent awaiting his conquest.

Han Mubai · Sci-fi

I Am Loaded with Passive Skills

Outer yard disciple of the Tiansang Spirit Palace, Xu Xiaoshou, had average talent. However, after coming out of his death seclusion, he realized that everything had changed. He had received a Passive System with many strange, miraculous passive skills: He would become stronger with every breath. He would become stronger when he got attacked. He would become stronger when he got mocked… Xu Xiaoshou was forced to shout, “Oh God, I don’t want to be like this either. Everything I did was because I was being forced to! I am so passive!”

Eat Apples Late at Night · Eastern

I Get A Random New Occupation Every Week

Be an Uber driver, one Pagani Zonda rewarded. Be a university lecturer, 10 buildings rewarded. Be a landlord, 1billion dollars rewarded. Be… Lin Yi was fired by his company and his girlfriend cheated on him. After all that had happened, he suddenly awakened the professional experience system. He could keep receiving awards as long as he kept trying and experiencing new professions? There is no job that Lin Yi isn’t familiar with! If there is, that means that the reward isn’t enticing enough!

No Right · Urban

How I Fell for My Hidden Marriage Hubby

She conspires and provokes the most powerful young master in Beijing! They sign a contract and with his every call, she has to go anywhere and do anything his bidding. When their contract ends, she smirks and said, “I’ll take the money and you can leave. We don’t owe each other anything.” He is Young Master Ya who rules Beijing. He controls the business empire during the day, and he is the strongest king at night. He is cold and women are merely playthings to him. With his power, the women he has eyes on have never been willing to leave him, yet she is an exception. She loves money, like all the previous women, but she is never shy of showing her greed. And he never realizes that he will ever grow a heart for such a promiscuous and cheap woman… He points a gun straight at her heart. “Die with me, or accept my love—which one do you choose?” She pouts and turns around, before she pushes an adorable child into his arms. “Here, there’s your answer.”

Early October · Urban

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Doctor Yu's brooding

Qin Qiuli met Yu Yang, a surgeon, by accident. After the miscarriage, Qin Qiuli's protection and meticulous efforts helped him gradually walk out of the haze of being raped. However, that man's reappearance had shattered their beautiful life. However, she had underestimated Yu Yang's love. This time, she had lost and could only use the rest of her life to pay for it. " Qiu Li, Li Li, everything can be discussed, but the matter of loving you is not." "Yu Yang, do you know what is called Sun Oak Rain Gold? That was an unexpected gift. You are one to me."

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Back to the Northern Song Dynasty

Huang Shi had accidentally traveled to the Northern Song Dynasty. As a commoner, he mingled in the market and the temple. After experiencing twists and turns, he finally came to fruition. As the saying goes,"There is no way out in the mountains and heavy waters, but there is another village in the dark."

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When a max level big boss picks up a level zero little girl

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[Dragon and Phoenix Descending from Heaven: Don't even think about running away, Nanny Mommy]

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I'm really not the Bull Demon King

In the 10000th year of the Primordial Era, a large scarlet-gold fireball appeared in the sky. The golden-red light revolved like flowing lava. The whole world was shocked by this, and Golden Bull Man still needed to sleep. The next morning, he found that he had an extra pair of ox horns, so he quickly looked for Du Niang to check on his illness. He saw that millions of people in the report had mutated to varying degrees. Golden Bull Lang heaved a sigh of relief. His parents took out a DNA test report with heavy hearts. "Our son is actually a Tauren?" "It's the bull-horned man." The Cowherd looked at himself in the mirror. He was still handsome and said with certainty. Golden crows soared in the sky, and heavenly phoenixes soared. In the orc city, everyone stared at the battle of the giant divine beasts in the ocean. This world must be crazy!

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