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The Long-awaited Mr Han
Author: As If Dawn
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"Take me in, I'll do anything you want me to!" In her previous life, Lu Man is sent to prison after being framed by her step-sister and an asshole. After being released from prison, the only thing that greets her is her mother's tombstone. Seeing the asshole and bitch getting happily along together like one big family with her birth father and step-mother, she sets out to die together with the asshole and her step-sister in fiery flames. The moment she opens her eyes again, she finds herself back on the very day she was framed. Resolutely jumping out the window and climbing next door, she seeks refuge from the man occupying the room there. But who would have guessed that the man is the brilliant hunk she has always admired from afar in her past life? She vows to rub her eyes clean and be more discerning of people. She wants to make everyone who owed her in the past to pay her back! "Young Master Han, can you let me hug your other arm too?" "Actually, I have one more, do you want it?" "…"

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Billionaire's Long Journey of Chasing His Love

Tong Airui was kicked in the ribs by a little girl! The news spread, and his brothers and sisters were instantly in an uproar. "Who is that girl? Let's avenge Fourth Brother!" Who is the little girl? The purple-clad car goddess on the racetrack, the beautiful girl at the chessboard, and she's been bearing a nickname for more than ten years: sweeping star! Eighteen car accidents, and she was present at every one! Sure enough! Whoever meets her is unlucky! But what puzzled Yi Luowa was: Even the dog next door started avoiding her, yet why does that cunning wolf refuse to leave? When she first felt life was meaningless, it was him who tightly held her hand. "As long as I'm alive, the sky won't fall on you!" From then on, her world was bright! [Maid Chapter] One day, Tong Airui was thirsty, "Yi Luowa, I want to drink water!" "Your mouth is below your nose, drink if you want!" a certain woman pouted, glancing at the man sitting beside her and said, "Old Eighth, I'm thirsty." Old Eighth hurriedly brought water to her hand, "Drink it, I've cooled it for you." Yi Luowa happily took a sip, just one sip, before Tong Airui snatched it away with a dark expression. After drinking it in one go, Tong Airui pointed at her nose and shouted, "Remember, you're my maid!" Yi Luowa slapped his hand away, "Tong Airui, you running faster than a rabbit proves you're healed. My days as a maid are over!" [Pampering Wife Chapter] Second Sister: "Tong Fourth, your wife has already beaten Grandpa ten times in a row. If this continues, Grandpa will get sick from anger! Aren't you going to control your wife?" Tong Airui: "If his skills are not as good as others, why insist on playing chess with my wife? That's not something I can control!" Fifth Brother: "Fourth Brother, can't you control my sister-in-law? She's taken eight championships from me!" Tong Airui: "From now on, when your sister-in-law enters a car race, you just don't enter!" Fifth Brother: "The key is, she participates in every race." Tong Airui: "I'll give you ten months to quickly win a championship. After ten months, I can't control her." Fifth Brother: "What's happening?" Tong Airui: "Your sister-in-law is expecting!" [PS: Spoiling text, strong male and female leads, both emotionally and physically pure, one-on-one relationship, continuous pampering. If you like it, please add to your favorites, love you~

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a long joke
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2024-09-19 17:32
I can provide you with some long jokes. The following was a funny joke: One day a bird asked another bird,"why are you always on the wire?" "Because I'm a wire bird," answered the other bird. Then the first bird asked,"Will you fly?" The second bird said,"Fly, but sometimes I walk too many wires and forget that I can fly." I hope this joke will bring you some joy.
What are some characteristics of long joke stories?
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2024-10-26 01:11
They also tend to be more detailed. A short joke might just be a one - liner, but a long joke story can describe the setting, the characters, and their actions in more depth. For instance, in a story about a group of friends at a restaurant. It can describe what each friend looks like, what they order, and how the waiter behaves. All these details are there to create a more vivid and engaging story that ultimately leads to the funny part.
Comical long joke
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2024-09-19 17:19
An example of a long joke is as follows: One day, a young man came to a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He took a sip and found some strange symbols in the cup. He observed curiously. Suddenly, a person appeared in front of him with a gun in his hand. The young man was frightened, but he did not flinch. He asked bravely,"Who are you?" Why are you in my bar with a gun?" The man replied,"I am the master of this world and I am looking for someone who can live in harmony with me." Are you ready for the challenge?" The young man thought about it and decided to face the challenge bravely. So the man gave him a challenge: on a full moon night, he had to find a single woman in a completely strange town and spend the night with her, but he could not leave this place or the world would be destroyed. The young man accepted the challenge and began his search. He walked for a long time and encountered many difficulties and challenges, but he never gave up. In the end, he finally found the single woman and they spent a wonderful night together. When the young man woke up the next day, he found that the world had been destroyed. He was shocked, but he didn't back down. He continued to look for people who could get along harmoniously and help the world restore peace. In the end, he finally found someone he could get along with and they created a better world together. The young man was very proud because he had helped the world become a better place through his own efforts.
Classic long joke
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2024-09-19 17:13
I can tell you a classic long joke. The following is a possible example: One day, a mathematician and a physicist walked into a bar. The mathematician ordered a glass of wine while the physicist ordered a glass of beer. The mathematician took a sip of wine and asked,"Do you know why prime numbers are infinite?" The physicist smiled and replied," I don't know, but I know that beer is infinite." The mathematician was surprised and asked,"can you tell me why beer is infinite?" The physicist nodded." Because the beer bottles in the bar are infinite." The mathematician and physicist looked at each other and fell silent for a while. Finally, the mathematician said," Alright, I admit that I don't know the answer, but let's continue drinking."
Comical long joke
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2024-09-19 17:06
An example of a long joke is as follows: A parrot walked into a bar and sat at the bar counter. When the bar owner saw it, he asked the parrot,"Hello, little bird. Why did you come to the bar today?" The parrot replied,"I'm here to find my bird friend." The bar owner asked,"Where is your bird friend?" "He's sharpening it," replied the parrot. (Note: The English spell of Molile is Malaysia and my lai is similar to "my friend")
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